My first ever Kico fic! :D
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I sit silently watching Kowalski from afar.
Watching the ペンギン create is my only redemption from the empty void I call life.
And I sit here, taking in Kowalski with all of my senses.
Sound? His voice melts my soul and sends tingles down my spine every time he addresses my name.
Touch? He was softer than the tiniest down feather of a newly hatched goose.
The touch of Kowalski sends me wild.
Sight? Eyes like the vast ocean, and a black and white body like that of the homeland Antarctica.
Smell? A touch of salmon, some phosphoric acid, salt water, and plutonium.
Taste?
This is where I have no clue.
What does Kowalski taste like? The 質問 is engraved into my brain, and it isn’t going to come out until I find the answer.
But me? I’m just a plain old boring penguin.
I sound like a chainsaw with every choked word uttered from my chipped beak.
My feathers are so hard after all the wear and tear on my body in the war that I wouldn’t be surprised if they felt like sand paper.
I look like a fat, burnt marshmallow. And the scar across my face doesn’t help much.
I probably smell like some old mold and gunpowder.
And taste like a nasty, salty brine.
Not very appealing at all.
In fact, as Kowalski would put it, we’re Polar opposites.
Heh heh, of course, opposites do attract.
But is it possible? Could Kowalski, in fact, 愛 me back?
Gah, nonsense.
または is it?
I have to find out.
And find out I shall.
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I sense Rico watching me from behind.
Could he actually 愛 me like I 愛 him?
No.. He can’t.
I’m the brains. He’s the brawn.
Polar Opposites.
We just aren’t meant to be.
Do あなた know what would happen to me if Skipper found out I loved Rico?
I’d be beaten, that’s what.
Shunned.
Just because Skipper is a homophobe.
It’s not fair!
What if Rico loved me?
I’d never find out, that’s what.
Skipper would keep us apart.
And what if he doesn’t 愛 me back and I tell him I 愛 him?
Then Rico would hate me and think I was a freak.
Someone to be cast out upon the shadows and sold for dog meat.
No, I can’t let that happen.
I’ll have to find out if he loves me back.
And I will.
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I think Kowalski and Rico have some sort of physical attraction.
This can’t be happening.
Of all the d-mn teams in the world, mine had to be full of faggots?
Yes, I’ll have to whip these team members into shape.
Get them into women.
I’ll admit, I’d rather not have them loving anyone, but straights are better than gays and that’s that.
And that’s why I’m going to sign them up for the breeding program.
Yes!
Who needs Kowalski for a killer plan?
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What’s up with Skippa?
He’s been acting… Strange lately.
And so have Kowalski and Rico.
Have they found my secret ピーナッツバター, ピーナッツ バター winkie stash?
I hope not!
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Skipper sat in the bottom bunk tonight.
Check the clock, four hundred hours on the dot.
Time to unleash his plan.
He quietly tip-toed to the ladder, where he grabbed the metal rungs with all his might and quietly scampered to the bowl.
This is the kink in his plan.
How to 移動する the bowl without awakening the team?
A few 分 later, Skipper had successfully lifted the bowl without making a sound.
Now how to put it back on?
At about five-hundred hours, Skipper had successfully taken off and replaced the faux salmon.
Now to get to the infirmary.
Tomorrow was breeding program injections day, and he planned to add two penguins to the list.
He observed his territory. The coast was clear.
The only creatures inhabiting the area around him were his self and the gentle wisp of breeze.
He slid on his torso to Marlene’s habitat, stopping and pressing himself against the ウォール commando-style.
He looked around for spies. Coast clear as Daytona beach.
Hee hee.. Skipper was Baywatch. And it was his duty to straighten out these bent arrows in his quiver of perfection.
And so he casually strolled into the open front door of the vetenary office.
Unfortunately, there were three obstacles. And one had red hair.
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