Private: I must become small! is this the bottle? no, it's the table, wait... The bottle is on top!

*pours bottle, but it was もっと見る like a drop for the size Private has became.* Yes it's working *shrinks* oh noo i should have though this out first! *falls into bottle that is now floating in the tears* oh no! the key! goo dthing i can swim, *jumps in water and sits on the key* now, all i have to do is steer it inside the key WHOA!

*before he knew it he fell off the key! and now there was a whirlpool! Private swam to the key hole, and outside the hole was, wonderland*

Private: Amazing! This can't be in New York..

*where he was standing was a place with many お花 and interesting creatures that lurked about, there were バター Scottie dogs, チョコレート cats, and anything あなた could ever imagine!*

???: oh my gosh! did that come out of the butterscottie?

?!?!!?: SHHH it's moving!

???: It must be a living creature.

?!?!!?: I will give あなた effort for thinking it came out of the dog, it's rather homley.

Private: Excuse me?

???: HOLY CRAP It speaks! Erm, little creature, what are you?

Private: I'm, a penguin, from New York.

??!!?!: A penguin?? aren't あなた a little small to be one?

Private: I got shrunk.. i want to become large again.

???: *whispers* must get rid of him. *ends whisper* Go to the mad scientist, and Rico-

?!?!?!?: Are あなた serious? they have no idea which ways up または down!

???: SHHH!!!!!! Yes, they live that way. if I were you, beware of the Sad Eyes.

Private: Umm. ok? thanks for your help!

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She is still finishing it! part 3 will come soon!