ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having お茶, 紅茶 with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a 秒 ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are あなた doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did あなた find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, あなた know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, こんにちは guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?

Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!

KowalskiTheLich That was...random, but funny.

EmoCupCake LOL. That was definitly interesting. I don't think anybody thought of that before.

ThatDamnLlama Private's a drug addict? I knew it...!

private707 XD I KNEW PRIVATE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE SO SANE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! yOu ShOuLd CoNtInUe!

LadyPrivate The ending…

SJ_waddles O_O OMG I was crying from laughter when they go crazy.

evviefoxx Actually, I'm not surprised. Remember in 'Christmas Caper' where they're all cheering on Rico with 'Chug! Chug! CHUG!'? Eggnog is often mixed with liquor in Christmas parties. I'm sure that's the real 'love' in the eggnog. ;P

krazy4kowalski Thanks! I was so worried you would hate it! I've always thought Private took drugs. Just the way he tolerates abuse from the rest of the team!

Annacrombie funni

ImAnEasel XD Love the ending!

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 13

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 13: The unknown
Before they left for the great Ga’Hoole tree, Pat had something to say. “Alright, I try to short and sweet. It all started about 10 years ago, and I was searching for my long ロスト brother.” “Ramon, where are you?” “So what you’re saying is…” Mumble didn’t have time to finish his thought. “You and I are brothers! But how?” “You left a season before I was born, and our parents told me all about you. It took me ten years to find あなた and あなた are my brother!” “Okay, everybody, I know this is a practical joke, so stop teasing me.” “Ramon,...

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to 愛 & to hold Chapter1

posted by Tori0524

I made up 2 characters, here they are:
Rookie
Cadet
Blake
& Jo

Rookie's P.O.V

Cadet: Jo! Status report! Where are we?!?!
Jo: It appears we're in a クレート, 木枠 of some sort.
Blake: Uh-huh!
Me: I'm scared! where are we going Cadet?
Everyone else: *Shrug*
Jo: Wait! I hear something!
Male voice 1: Sooo, where are we taking them?
Male voice 2: Central Park Zoo.
Female voice: Ok, let's go.
Me: Where's Central Park Zoo @?
Jo: New York.
Cadet: NEW-YORK?!?!
Blake: Uh-huh!
Me: Sweet! we're hit'in the "Big Apple"!
Jo: Yup.

5 Hours later, Private's P.O.V

We all heard a big THUD!!! Then we went outside to investigate.
Skipper:...

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The Little Door Part 5

posted by Saracuda

The 次日 Skipper slid によって Marlene's habitat. Liberty watched from her den's mouth, her deep amber eyes intent on what Skipper would do if..
..Marlene waved. Liberty heard the sweet call, "Hi Skipper!"
Liberty kept watching. Skipper stopped, waved and went on. It was a simple wave. Hardly even a wave but もっと見る of a simple gesture. Marlene seemed confused. She was. "I wonder what's got him in a rush today." she thought. Usually Skipper would drop によって in spite of a tight schedule and talk. He hardly payed attention to her. Then her eye caught Liberty from across the zoo. She could see the lioness...

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Do It Like This (PoM version)

posted by have64

King Julian: こんにちは bet あなた can't bet あなた can't do it like this. Bet あなた can't bet あなた can't do it like this.Bet あなた can't bet あなた can't rock it like this.
Bet あなた can't bet あなた can't rock it like this
Hey!

Marlene: 1 2 3 to the 4, coming to your フード like a sky missile. ファーギー Rock The beat down to the gristle. I spit it clean just like Listerine!

Skipper: I'm so official. That's why i'm rocking this rocking this whistle, i'm in the disco
ain't messing with no kiddo. When i DJ i turn the base off the tickle.

King Julian: The girls with the big big booties. I'm straight chilling cooling out wit cuties....

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Chapter I)

posted by imskipper

Hello, reader. In this story I (Skipper) am the narator または also known as the story teller. So enjoy, soldier! I keep adding the Skipper name because あなた might think that I am "not" the real Skipper even if I am the real Skipper. I know あなた soldiers think that I am not been 書く a story. Well, think again. Phil and Masen taught me of 書く and reading. Leave your コメント if あなた have some opinions and such thingies. Thanks for reading! Enjoy!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter I - The Creation of Happines

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Smith vs Skipper

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper vs Smith

In a sudden turn of events, Skipper has been Court Marshaled! Will he and his フレンズ be able to defend his タイトル in their most inexperienced area – the Court Room? Not without a little help! Part Two to Battle of the Boroughs.

Skipper looked to his family. Kowalski, Private, Rico. He folded the letter and put it away. He couldn’t bring himself to tell them, not just yet. He put on a smile, hoping they would get it and the tension in the air would dissipate.

“What’s the letter say, skippah?” Private asked cheerfully “Uh, nothing. It’s nothing Private. Go on, keep...

A week with the girls!- part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly looked at the three girls, lined up in a row in front of her. She had to tell them what was going on, eventhough it broke her heart. " あなた ladies have been permenantly relieved from duty. Get on the helicopter, and head to the Antarctic Embassy, where あなた will have your commando licenses revoked. あなた were a great team, and あなた always made me proud." She lectured, with tears welling in her eyes. " No! あなた can't break the team up Lilly! あなた can't! Our families are on opposite terretories! We'll never see eachother again! THIS IS ALL KAM'S FAULT!!" Joan cried. She didn't want to leave the...

Dr.blowhole vrs. teame penguins (chapter four)

posted by warpenguin

After war ペンギン finish his story the penguins was talking to him and asking quetions about his adeventuer."What happen to the escape pod?"Private asked."achilly I don't know what happen to it."war ペンギン reply."I think we know what happen to it."skipper said.Just when skipper is about to tell his story on what happen to him,kowaski,and rico king julean 音楽 started."Whare is that 音楽 comeing frome?"asked war penguin.Private 発言しました "It's comeing frome the leamers habitat."They whent to the leamers habitat and when they get there skipper shouted 'ring tail can あなた put that 音楽 down."Julean...

Unexpected Events Chapter Eleven

posted by Cowtails

Cowtails answered her phone, "Hello?"

"Oh こんにちは Cowtails! Its Sweet Pripper, and me and Private were wondering, If あなた have joined the dark side? You'd still be our friend no matter what but would あなた still be フレンズ with us? And the friendship on the other penguins is so busted..." Sp 発言しました from the other line.

"well it's not like I'm going completely evil...I wouldn't do anything to hurt any of あなた guys but of course I'll be フレンズ with あなた still...I don't know how Blowhole would feel about that, but I know the chances with the others are over...you two are the nicest ones anyway, of course...

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BABY PRIVATE

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Source: Penguins of Madagascar trailer 2 (MSN UK)

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"Left in the Dark" :P

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Now THAT'S what I call humanized!

added by Icicle1penguin

Source: Pixie-Van-Winkle on Deviantart.com

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Private- Really?

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Source: Me and Internet

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Kowalski and his giant toothbrush

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Koco / Kico Moment XD (Kowalski x Rico) in 'OP;Break-spear'

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Source: (C) DREAMWORKS / POM eppie

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子犬 Eyed Private

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Night and Dazed

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Kico- a frightened embrace

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Rico and his doll

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No one breaks the wind.

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Source: ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル

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