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Day 7

“Guys, we have a serious problem.” Kowalski reported. He, Eve, and Private were in the hut early the 次 morning.

“What’s that then?” Private asked, a look of concern on his face.

“This guard named Manor is getting suspicious. I think he knows we’re up to something.”

“Well what do あなた suggest we do?” Eve asked.

“This needs to go down soon.” Private instructed.

“Well, obviously, do あなた have a plan?” Eve asked.

“Not quite. I just need a little もっと見る time. Kowalski, do あなた think あなた could tap into the prison security?”

“Ha! With my eyes closed and half my brain tied behind my back.” Kowalski bragged. Private and Eve rolled their eyes. Kowalski awkwardly cleared his throat and muttered, “Right…”

Meanwhile, Skipper had just finished lunch and was out in the courtyard. For some reason he felt…watched. It was as if someone…somewhere…was trying to stare him into dust. It was making him paranoid. He kept looking around himself, looking in the same place he’d already looked, but found no lurking eyes. He and Hans were leaning against a fence talking.

“What is wrong with you?” Hans asked.

“I dunno…I just…have this gut feeling.”

“Well why didn’t あなた go on the way here?”

“Not that kind of feeling! I mean I feel like we’re being spied on または something…”

“Well I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s probably Snake and his rats. Who knows what they’re planning.”

“I dunno Hans. I just…It’s…never mind.”

Skipper had had this feeling before. Suddenly his mind flashed back to when he was in battle twenty years ago.

(Flashback)

They had been at war for three painstaking days that seemed like years. The rain bored down on the soldiers from the dreary clouds in the blood red sky. The sound of gunfire cut through the roar of thunder. Skipper charged through the crowd of soldiers; a gaping leg wound piercing with agonizing pain with every fighting step. Finally he found a 安全, 安全です place off in the distance. Longing to rest his aching leg and muscles, he made a limping sprint forward. He 鳩 into the small hole in the ground and rolled a few feet into the Earth.

He stopped on his side and took deep breaths. After a few 分 of regaining what ounces of strength he had left, he pushed himself into a sitting position, his flipper slightly slipping along the slick, wet soil. He looked down at himself. His feathers were stained with mud, water, and blood. Despite his leg wound, most of that blood probably wasn’t even his. He cringed as a stabbing feeling coursed from the wound in his leg up his spine. He wiped sweat off of his forehead with the back of his flipper and grabbed a bottle of water from his pack.

He gratefully swigged down half of it, letting it swash around in his mouth before swallowing. He looked at his leg wound. It was bleeding out with every passing second. He took of his soldiers’ キャップ and put it in his mouth, preparing himself. He slowly poured water over the wound, fighting back tears and biting down hard on the cap, trying not to cry out. Pain surged through his body as the water licked at his leg.

(End Flashback)

“Right Skipper? Skipper? Skipper!”

“Huh?” Skipper jumped at the sound of Hans’s voice.

“I’ve been talking for the past five minutes! あなた were a million miles away! What were あなた thinking about?”

“Nothing important. What were あなた saying?”

“I was just saying, maybe we should think of a way to get Snake out of the way.”

“How do あなた suggest we do that?”

“I was thinking we could get him in trouble somehow…that would send him to the hole または something.”

“Okay…how do あなた suggest we do that?”

“Well, I haven’t gotten that far yet…”

“Well, that’s very helpful.”

“Hey, at least I’m trying to think of something. You’re not the only one that wants to get out of here.”

“I know. I guess I’m just a little anxious.”

“So have あなた figured out anything about what the others are planning?”

“No, they haven’t told me anything. But I’m sure they’re getting close.”

“One can dream…” Hans muttered.

“Hey, my team is smart. They’ll figure out a way to get us out of here.”

“Skipper, this place is huge and under high security. I don’t think they’re going to come up with a plan anytime soon.”

“I wouldn’t say that. I’ve been training them for years. I’ve watched them progress. I’m confident that they’ll think of something soon.”

“Well I’m not getting my hopes up.”

“Whatever Hans.” Skipper muttered. He pushed himself off of the fence and marched away from him.

(Flashback)

After cleansing his wound as much as he could, he had applied pressure to it with his jacket. The pain had dissipated some, but it still hurt like hell. Suddenly he heard a slight rustling from outside. He reached for his ライフル and used it to push himself to his feet. He slowly limped to the opening of the hole in the ground. He quietly loaded his weapon and held it across his chest as he slowly peered out. He took slow, long, even breaths as fresh air filled his nostrils.

The rain had slowed to a drizzle now and thunder gently resounded overhead. The area was clear now; the soldiers must’ve pressed forward. At first he saw nothing, and continued cautiously sticking his head out. He darted back when he saw the 情報源 of the sound. A soldier was kneeling on the ground clutching his shoulder. His ライフル was laying a few feet away from himself, lying on the ground.

Skipper took a deep breath, and emerged from the hole and shouted, “Freeze!” while aiming his ライフル at him.

“Wait! Please! Don’t shoot!” The soldier begged.

“How do I know you’re not a rebel!?”

“I’m not! I swear it! Please don’t kill me! I have a family to get ホーム to!”

Skipper stood in his position; trying to keep his weight on his good leg, a tight grip on the rifle, sweat trickling down the side of his face. He glanced down at the ground for a moment, thinking about what he should do. When he looked back up he stared at the other soldier for a moment, then he looked away, sighed, and lowered his weapon.

“Fine.” He said, letting his conscious take over. He used his ライフル as a crutch and limped toward him. “What’s your name soldier?”

“Michael. Michael Donsly.” He answered accepting Skipper’s flipper to help him up. “Yours?”

“My フレンズ call me Skipper.”

(End Flashback)

Skipper was now on the other side of the courtyard, leaning face-forward into the fence. He stared hard into the woods neighboring the other side. He couldn’t wait to breathe the air of freedom. He could see himself once again with his team; doing their cute-and-cuddly routine for the humans, racing around the zoo to beat their all-time record, fixing a problem that Ringtail probably caused.

He still had that gut feeling that he was being watched. He scanned his surroundings again. Once again no one caught his eye…until he looked up. There, a couple of stories high, a figure stood in a window. He could swear whoever it was, was watching him. A couple 秒 of seeing him went によって before the figure moved away from the window. Skipper could feel his suspicions rising. The feeling in his gut rose into his throat, forming a lump. But who would be watching him? Suddenly the buzzer sounded for the inmates to head back to the cell block.

Skipper walked alongside the sea of inmates until he reached his cell. He splashed some water in his face and dried himself off. A few moments later Hans walked into the cell and the entrance to it shut. “Another boring 日 in a boring place…” Hans muttered.

“Oh, suck it up, Hans. It’s not like you’d be doing anything all that important right now anyway.”

“True, but at least at Hoboken I’m free to go wherever I want when I want.”

“Aw…is Hansie feeling a little homesick?” Skipper 発言しました in a taunting tone. Hans rolled his eyes.

“Very mature. Besides, あなた have to admit あなた miss ホーム too.”

“Of course, but あなた don’t hear me complaining about it instead of thinking of a solution.”

“Touché.”

“It’s getting late. I’m turning in.”

“Alright.” Skipper got in his bunk and turned on his side facing the wall. He started thinking about the figure he saw in the window watching him. The もっと見る he thought about it the bigger that lump in his throat grew.

(Flashback)

“Be careful, it’s kind of a slip through here.” Skipper and Michael made their way down into the hole; Michael supported Skipper’s left side on their descent.

“You weren’t planning on staying in here until the end of the war?” Michael asked.

“‘Course not. I was trying to work up the strength in my leg before I moved on.”

“What happened to あなた anyway?”

“I was fighting off one of the rebels and he pulled a ナイフ on my while I was in mid-kick.”

“Ooh…ouch.”

“Tss-yeah! Something like that…” Skipper 発言しました chuckling. “So what happened to your shoulder? Grazed によって a bullet?”

“Yeah. あなた know, we could ラップ my shoulder up in something, and then we could find our unit together. I could help あなた walk. And あなた would get help faster.”

“Sure. Sounds like a better plan than hiding out here where we’d be sitting ducks.”

“Heh…yeah.”

At that moment Skipper’s stomach growled embarrassingly loud. He hadn’t eaten anything since yesterday afternoon. He didn’t have any rations left in his pack. His eyes widened and he put his flippers over his stomach, his face turning bright red. Michael laughed and said, “Hey, no need to be embarrassed. I’m pretty hungry myself. I have a few rations in my pack.” He reached into his bag and pulled out a small loaf of パン and a fish. “This is all I got. We can スプリット, 分割 it.”

“Thanks…” Skipper 発言しました relaxing a little bit, though still slightly pink. Michael スプリット, 分割 the パン and 魚 in half and gave a half to Skipper. Skipper took a bite out of it and gratefully chewed and swallowed, allowing the flavor to sit in his mouth for a moment.

“No problem.” Michael 発言しました taking a bite out of his own.

After they’d finished eating, Michael wrapped his arm in the sleeve of his ジャケット and Skipper said: “We should probably turn in and set off in the morning. The rest will do us some good now that we’ve gotten the bleeding to stop.”

“Alright. G’night.”

“Yeah, g’night.”

A couple of hours later, Skipper felt something. His eyes flickered open in suspicion that something was wrong. He slowly looked over to where Michael should have been laying, but found no one. He was alone in the hole. He quietly got up and grabbed his rifle, then limped to the opening. It had started raining again, and it was coming down hard.

“Freeze.” Michael 発言しました sticking the barrel of his ライフル in his face the moment he stepped outside. He snatched Skipper’s ライフル and threw it to the ground a few feet away. Skipper put his flippers up in surrender.

“You lied to me.”

“Heh, and あなた were just stupid enough to believe me.” He slammed the butt of the gun into his lower stomach, causing Skipper to double over. “Finishing off the second-in-command of the enemy. Boy am I gonna get promoted for this.” He pushed him to the ground. A loud clap of thunder made it pour down even harder.

“Well are あなた gonna do it または aren’t you!?” Skipper yelled over the sound of rain and thunder.

“Well I might as well enjoy my accomplishment!” Michael yelled back, then he kicked him in the chest and Skipper ricocheted on his back, trying to use his flippers to slide away from him. “Any last words, captain?!”

Skipper 発言しました nothing, and Michael tightened on the trigger.

Click. Michael’s eyes widened. Skipper smiled deviously. Click…click-click… Michael tried at the trigger but it was no use.

“Whoever 発言しました I believed you?!” Skipper yelled through his devious smile. Michael reared back the ライフル and tried to スマック Skipper’s face with it, but Skipper dodged it and got to his feet in a 迅速, スウィフト motion. He grabbed the ライフル and the two of them struggled.

The two of them had a tight grip on the rifle, and were pulling to have custody. They fell on 上, ページのトップへ of each other and Michael pushed the ライフル into his throat. Skipper gasped for air as he pushed back on the weapon, and managed to roll on 上, ページのトップへ of him. He punched him hard in the face twice, then Michael kicked him off. However once he did so, he ロスト grip of the ライフル and it went back with Skipper.

The weapon slipped from Skipper’s grasp and flew through the air and landed 次 to Skipper’s rifle. The two of them watched it land, then looked at each other. A moment later, they both got to their feet and ran to the weapons. Skipper limped as fast as he could, but Michael was faster. As he passed him he pushed him to the ground and pressed on.

Michael got to his feet and ran フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして as well. This resulted in them reaching the 銃 simultaneously. Michael pushed Skipper to the ground, but Skipper brought him with him によって grabbing hold of his flipper. They fell into the mud and scrambled over each other for the weapons. When each of them had a hold of one, they got to their feet and aimed at each other, neither of them knowing whether they had the loaded one または not.

Skipper’s ハート, 心 pounded in his chest, knowing that he could die in the 次 five minutes. He could feel his leg throbbing with every beat, and knew that it had started bleeding again. “So who’s going to 火災, 火 first?!” Michael yelled through another clap of thunder.

Skipper breathed hard, and said, “My momma always told me to let the ladies go first!”

Michael scoffed. “So be it! See ya in hell, momma’s boy.”

Skipper clamped his eyes shut as Michael tightened on the trigger. He heard a gun 火災, 火 and flinched. A few 秒 went によって before he realized he wasn’t dead. He opened his eyes and saw Michael’s body lay before him, face-down…a bullet-hole through his head. He looked up and saw someone approaching in the near distance. “Are あなた alright, Captain?!”

“I’m fine! Who are you?!” He 発言しました limping forward.

Once they were 次 to each other, he answered, “I’m Hans! I’m in Unit 3!”

“You probably just saved my life soldier! I thank you!”

“Don’t mention it! Come on! My unit’s just up ahead!” Hans grabbed his flipper and began to walk, but Skipper stopped him.

“Wait a minute!” He aimed his ライフル in the air and hesitated a moment, then pulled the trigger.

Click.

“Why did あなた do that?!” Hans asked.

Skipper lowered the gun, then dropped it to the ground. “No reason! Let’s go!” The two of them headed off in the direction of Hans’s unit, Skipper still processing the fact that if Hans had been a few 秒 later, he’d be dead.

(End Flashback)

Skipper opened his eyes again. Now he knew what that gut feeling was. It was the feeling he had when he’d almost been killed that day. He knew anyone else would call him crazy, but his gut had always been right before. Whoever it was that was watching him was planning to kill him.
New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't または anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be フレンズ than to own friends..."

RK: "What are あなた doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...
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Any もっと見る Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see あなた alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any もっと見る advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any もっと見る Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any もっと見る advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...
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Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火災, 火 truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I 愛 sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a 火災, 火 engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first 日 at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides あなた and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me もっと見る about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, あなた can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating 魚 または any thing. We'll only eat pastas, チョコレート balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the ボート might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the ボート moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect 日 for sailing. Just...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled によって until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to あなた it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...
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Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank あなた for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one または the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and 動物 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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posted by legendary7
Note: Hey, peeps! I hope あなた are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed 書く this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. あなた guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some コメント this time. Thanks so much!


A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one ペンギン would disagree with あなた right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" 発言しました Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what あなた may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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posted by WaffleCrazed
Lame タイトル is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a 線, レイ gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 分 I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all 年 round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...
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Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions によって Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
あなた brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank あなた all

But...
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posted by legendary7
Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...
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Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up によって Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will あなた wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few 分 later, Ramon was still fast...
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posted by legendary7
The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping フレンズ to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are あなた awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and 検索 for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on 上, ページのトップへ of the island, he let out a unalarmed...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...
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posted by SkippX101
So what does one do when あなた can't fall asleep and ur bored? This...These are just poems that i think describe different POM ファン (the last is the best)...X3

Anti-guins:

Stuiped people who couldn't see
How wild and free...
We say what we think
We aren't afraid of the brink (tehe Rico)
They just can't admit
Or else they would be もっと見る legit

Olmost-guins:

They still hid
They don't know what they can find
They watch in secret
Never knowing if their thoughts should stay... Akepen
They rather keep quite
Trying their best to fight it

Fan-guins

They are proud
Shouting out loud
We are united!
Fights are unacceptable!...
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A police officer is in front of the zoo standing によって a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown 毛皮 anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...
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posted by kivamarie
the 次 mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the ボート is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the ボート into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no 食 no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...
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posted by CuteCuddly
'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope あなた enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time 書く in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell あなた what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...
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