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Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are あなた alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” 発言しました Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are あなた ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate によって avalanche of debris.
“I was training あなた for situation like that” 発言しました Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to 削除 stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” 発言しました Skipper.
“I’m scared” 発言しました little ペンギン Private.
“Calm down, Private we are together, so nothing to worry” 発言しました Skipper and put his flipper on Private’s shoulder.
“Go through this this tunnel” 発言しました Skipper.
“But it’s dark and I think It’s dangerous” worried Kowalski.
“Excellent, danger is my middle name” 発言しました Skipper and they went to darkness.

Meanwhile

“Hello stupid penguins!” 発言しました King Julien when he, Maurice and Mort entered to penguins HQ “Eem... hello? Where are stupid penguins?”
“Here’s message, Your Majesty” 発言しました Maurice and pointed to paper on the ウォール “It read: Message to Marlene: If あなた are here, あなた probably think where are we. We are on the mission. If we won’t back in five days, it means something happened to us. Message to lemurs: DO NOT GO TO OUR HQ AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR FRIDGE!”
“Hmmm, stupid penguins are not here, take over his office!” 発言しました King Julien.
“But here is...” started Maurice.
“Oh, come on Maurice, what does it say now?” asked King Julien when he covered words: DO NOT によって his finger.
“Go to our HQ” 発言しました Maurice and shrugged his shoulders.
“So, PARTY!” 発言しました King Julien.
“HAHAHA, party, HAHAHA” 発言しました Mort and seized King Julien’s foot.
“DON’T TOUCH MY FOOT!” yelled Julien and kicked Mort through the HQ.
“I can fly! HAHAHA” 発言しました Mort and landed in Marlene’s arms.
“Hey, where are Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private?” asked Marlene. Maurice pointed message on wall.
“Oh, dear...” 発言しました Marlene when she finished 読書 “Mission again, bye” 発言しました Marlene and went out of the HQ.
“Where are fruits?” asked Julien in angry. In fridge weren’t any fruits. “no フルーツ is bad treatment of the king! when the king wants fruit, あなた must give him a fruit! Maurice, we go after silly penguins”
“How we find them?” asked Maurice.
“Whit this invent!” 発言しました Julien and took one of Kowalski’s inventions.

Meanwhile

“It’s too dark!” 発言しました Kowalski.
“I see, get some fire” 発言しました Skipper “Rico?”
“Kaboom?”
“No, have あなた got some candle?”
Rico expectorated candle and they went through the tunnel again.
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I Wanna Control あなた - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't あなた listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed によって ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make あなた mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope あなた shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

———

If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if あなた spot anything あなた know is a mistake.
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Okay. I just read the 記事 myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if あなた can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give または take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If あなた wanted to give a proper review, あなた should've first 与えられた much more...
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