ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

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ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! あなた must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! あなた TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! あなた must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! あなた ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"

Julien: *slams pie in Kowalski's face* "HAHAHA! I SO HAD あなた FOOLED! あなた SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR PENGUINY FACE! PAYBACK FEELS GOOD!"

Kowalski: *scowls at Julien & wipes pie out of his eyes*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 3

Kowalski: "...Julien! あなた must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: *gasp*

Director: "C--"

Julien: *bursts back through door* "Hey, look! I photocopied my butt!"

Director: *sigh*

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peacebaby7 =:)

mostar1219 for a moment, I thought it would be an actual Koju moment. Other than that, LOL!!!

carsfan LOL! XD

27Kowalski It's great and funny as always, don't worry! XD

peacebaby7 Thanks guys. :3

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"Man, i am BEAT!", 発言しました M/arlene walking back to her habitat. She was still a little confused about the happings of today."I cant be falling in 愛 with Skipper... i just can't!...Must have been the sun, i mean if i hadnt noticed he had blue eyes before...NAH!!", as she has finished reussuring herself, she heard a rustle inside the bushes. Suddenly a 靴下 was put over her mouth, as she fainted, a sack was put over her head.

"Well Skipper... Looks like tomorrow is all ready, we are a go in 200 hours...Skipper?" 発言しました Kowalski looking over his notepad at his commando. Who was ロスト in his own world....

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Held Captive Before クリスマス Part 1/4

posted by egel_0507

こんにちは guys! Merry Christmas! This is my first fanfic, and I’m a bit too late, I know. Haha, anyway, here it is. Hope あなた like it! ^^

The 動物 are shown to be merrily preparing for one of the most-awaited events of the year: Christmas.

A decorated periscope is seen surveying the whole zoo. Marlene’s putting up a クリスマス sock, the chimps making some sort of statue out of cans, and Julien and his servants were dancing to the beat that’s loud as ever. Every animal in the zoo appear to have put up クリスマス socks in their habitats. Kowalski pushes away the periscope and goes to where his...

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Skilight (chapter 3)

posted by EppofangirlXD

"This is the monkey habitat," Danny announced, waving around. I nodded in acknowledgment.

"Actually, we're chimpanzees, not monkeys," a chimp with a British-like accent said. He was picking up a バナナ peel that the other chimp had thrown on the ground. "You see, we don't have tails."

"Whateva," Julien rolled his big yellow eyes. "A monkey's a monkey, tail または no tail!" Then he doubled over laughing with Mort, who had a REALLY high-pitched squeal.

The other chimp scowled and signed something in what I assumed was sign language. He caught my interest.

"What did he just sign? Why doesn't he just talk?"...

Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 9: The Parade

posted by Metallica1147

Author’s Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. My computer has a virus and I can’t use it. So till I get a new computer now I have to use my mom’s small laptop. Sorry for the long wait everyone.

Chapter 9:The Parade

The 次 morning, it was time. The alliance and the red ロブスター army were getting ready to invade the parade and take over the city. The penguins, otters, and Nori was still tied and locked up in the other room. It was just about time for attack.

“Alright everyone, today is the day!” 発言しました Hans, “Today we invade the parade and take over this city!”

“Yeah and 表示する those...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 3: Moving in the Danger Zone

posted by BirdG

Moving in the Danger Zone

When Kowalski entered the zoo again, he made himself clear that he had to be even もっと見る careful then before. If Skipper caught him now, Private was lost…

But he knew what to do. Something told him that Rico was still here… somewhere. And he was alive. Kowalski thought about that gut feeling. Surely, it was just a hope his mind was clinging to, not to give up. Skipper had always told him to listen to his gut. Skipper… Kowalski's stomach cramped. The old Skipper. Nothing was left of their leader, their protector. He was now the greatest danger of all.

Kowalski...

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DR.BLOWHOLE RETURNS PART2

posted by ally11

Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u 愛 the lunacorns? I 愛 the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- 愛 PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I 発言しました that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out 次年
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?

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Kait vs Penguins- 枕 fight!

posted by Kait_Wolf

It was a rainy 日 in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring 日 ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a ペンギン and shakes to dry her feathers* あなた guys, don`t go outside またはあなた will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, あなた got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...

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The Deadly 三角形 - [5]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 5 - Underwater

Near Bermuda Triangle, 3 a.m.

The morning sky was a little cloudy, but it was not hard to see what was ahead.
"How many kilometers away is Bermuda Triangle?", Skipper asked Kowalski.
"About 7 または 8 miles. Probably there will be turbulence", Kowalski said. "We will be in the 三角形 soon."

The time passed fast. Very fast.
Kowalski was sleepy, like Private, Rico, Marlene and the others, except Skipper. His coffee was infallible.
"Want one?" Skipper 発言しました as he offered a cup of coffee for him.
"Thanks, Skipper", Kowalski said, yawning and put the plane on automatic control. "But...

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Harry potter and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Harry:Alex today is your special 日
Alex:fun-sized 日
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I 愛 laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex

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Julien's Ball (Part 1)

posted by juhpink

- Heeeeey there!!!!!- 発言しました Julien.
-Ringtail?What are あなた doing here?- Repleid Skipper.
-I am here just to invite あなた All for my Ball.
-No, thank you.
-Ahahah, don't say no for the king!
-Look, Julien, we have a lot of things to do, I am sorry.
-But it will be the passionates ' s night, I am going to take my future girlfriend.
Before Skipper open his beak, Julien said:
-I will see あなた there, take a girl.
-Guys, tonight we are going to the ball.Get ready.
-But Skipper, who are we going with?
Skipper was going to invite Doris, but he wouldn't do it with Kowalski.
-Skipper?
-Ah, I know. We will go to the city...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every 日 u パンチ a キツネザル
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head ホーム
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex ロスト her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU ロスト YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask 質問 Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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The Aftermath of the Invisibility 線, レイ

posted by KowalSkip9

"Skipper, that 線, レイ was-" Kowalski said, before getting cut off, once again, によって Skipper.
"Blowhole's technology, I know, Kowalski," Skipper said, becoming annoyed. "Now drop the subject, already."
"That 線, レイ was mine!" Kowalski yelled, covering his beak quickly.
Skipper stopped in his tracks, and looked disbelievingly at the scientist. "That ray, was yours?" Skipper repeated. Kowalski looked at the ground, nodding slowly. "So あなた disobeyed my orders, Kowalski?"
"I'm sorry, Skipper!" Kowalski cried, looking at Skipper in anguish. "I couldn't help myself! Banning me from inventing is like banning...

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The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere: Prologue

posted by Katie_Kat200

Don't ask why its called what its called, just go with it. I might need some OC's though. I hope あなた guys enjoy this または else this wouldn't be a test. There's gonna be all sorts of things happening, including a machine that makes the penguins... human? But only for three days. Anyway, yes Catherine will be in this fan-fic. No, there will not be any Skilene. Yes, there will be some Priverine though (please don't kill me Private fan-girls...) But Marlene will be in this fan-fic, but something about her will change through this fan-fic. So... yeah. I need three OC's for this fan-fic. I need a Skipper...

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The Hidden (Chapter XI - The Winky Warp)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my バタースコッチ, バタースコッチ lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper 発言しました that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them または my butterscotch...

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The Blood Night Chapter 11: Escaping the Tower

posted by 67Dodge

When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" 発言しました Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" 発言しました Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 2

posted by Cherpeng

As continued, Kowalski found a magical tonic that makes people smart and wants to drink it but Skipper wont allow him to drink some ,since he might get parilized.The 投票 are clear that I should continue, enjoy! :D

Kowalski sat on his ベッド in depress and mumbled "It's just not fair." Over and over to himself.Skipper looked at Kowalski and then stared down on the floor. Private walked cautionary near Kowalski and 発言しました "When Skipper 発言しましたあなた can't drink it, it really was for your own good." soothing Kowalski a bit,"I know but he wont even allow me to look at it または read who it was from."Kowalski...

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The Blood Night Chapter 4: Meeting Lilly

posted by 67Dodge

The monster charged at Skipper, with full intent on killing him. Skipper ran between the monster's legs and panted. "Rico!! Gimme all the weapons あなた have!!" yelled Skipper. Rico nodded his head and threw up all of their guns, knives, and chainsaws, but before Skipper could grab a hold on any of them, the monster slurped up all the weapons, except for a small knife. "Skippah!! We're gonna die!!" yelled Private, screaming and crying. Then, Skipper grabbed Private and smacked him as hard as he could. "Listen Private!! We can do this!! All we need to do is stick together!!" yelled Skipper. "Guys!!...

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The Hidden (Chapter X - New Crustacean Recruits)

posted by LifelessPenguin

They felt disappointed when I told them about the commercial incident. So, I went straight to the manager that told me that and bailed out of the agreement. He went furious with me and decided to close my kiosk.

"It was the right thing to do, Private," Skipper explained.

We decided to post some banners about new recruits applying for the war for Dr. Blowhole. We were all astonished on what we saw. It was some of Blowhole's old Crustacean Warriors. They quitted a long time ago, just after we exited through our 最近 victory when we stopped him in our last battle.

So, we headed to his headquarters...

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The Goo Changer (Part4) Back to the goo

posted by have64

broken Plastic Knife

Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when あなた where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So あなた will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
--------------------------------------------------
Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure あなた can still...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 9

posted by alex356

Me:but who why when
Skipper:we don't know who and don't know why but it happen right now
Harry:I know why a gryffindory did this because some how they want to go the chamber
Hermonie:we'll ask Hagrid
Ron:oh sure we can go like: " oh hello Hagrid do u know anything about the chamber"
Hagrid:no talking about are あなた
All of us:no
Me:some how he knows
Wood:today we'll 表示する hufflepuff we'll bet them
Fred(or greoge) : Harry will stop them with his starting thing that can freeze them
Me:Harry the games called off あなた have to see this
At the hoptil wing
Me:hermonie been...
Harry and Ron:hermonie
Me:she was in the としょうかん, ライブラリ
End of part 9 well hermonie live *dramcie music*