ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: ペンギン Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

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ペンギン Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to キツネザル habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes あなた look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop them!"

Maurice: *smiling, watches Skipper & Marlene, but covers Mort's eyes*

Cameramen: *still rolling*

Director: *separates Skipper & Marlene* "You two!! We need to have this episode recorded! The deadline is tomorrow!!"

Skipper: "Fine..." *turns to Marlene* "I'll be back, baby..."

Skipper Is The King: Take 2

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing as bang up a job at being me, as I am of being him!"

Skipper: "Check out the boo-ty! Who's shakin'?! Who's quakin'?! Who's not...fakin'!?"

Marlene: "Yeah! Work it, baby!"

Director: "Marlene!!!"

Marlene: "Sorry." o.o

Skipper Is The King: Take 2

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing as bang up a job at being me, as I am of being him!"

Skipper: "Check out the boo-ty! Who's shakin'?! Who's quakin'?! Who's not...fakin'!?"

*end scene*

Cotton キャンディー Mission: Take 1

Maurice/Mort: *pop up out of cotton キャンディー cart*

Skipper: ...

Director: "UUUUUUUGH! Where is he this time?!?!?!"

Julien: *whispers in his ear* "Eeh, director guy! Over there!" *points behind tree*

Skipper/Marlene: *kissing fiercely*

Director: T_T

...

Director: ^_^
...
*shakes head* "Okay! Back to work!"

Cotton キャンディー Mission: Take 2

Skipper/Maurice/Mort: *pop up out of cotton キャンディー cart*

Skipper: "The sugar express is about to leave the station. Mort! You're on lookout! Maurice! I need あなた to go bypass the electric circuit!"

Maurice: "I have no idea what あなた just said..." O.o

Mort: "He's crazy..."

farahfauzi, MaxTheCat and 1 other like this

peacebaby7 I know the first scene doesn't have the correct order of events, but it fit better that way in order for me to make the bloopers. Hope ya'll don't mind.

mostar1219 Amazing.

ricoiswsome Lolololololololololololololol that's funny.

_Lexii23_ Lol love it! XD

EppofangirlXD XDXD SKILENE FTW!

1kowalskilover not a skilene fan but this is halarious XD

Penguinator LOL! I love the Skilene!!!

27Kowalski I love it! All the Skilene parts are just hilarious (and very cute :3) Great work! SKILENE FTW!

27Kowalski Best part: Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3 Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

cattoy10 Funny! XD And cute :3 I love the fact that They are a couple behind the scenes, but can't show it much in the episodes ^w^ And for some reason, i picture the director as the direactor in the "Antics on ice" episode XD GO SKILENE!!

peacebaby7 Heeheehee thanks guys! XD

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 9

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother によって his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched によって the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for モーガン, モルガン then?

User: No. Do あなた like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: あなた are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are あなた sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the 上, ページのトップへ instead of the bottom due to everything in the 城 being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 7

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the 城 where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the 王位 room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a ペンギン with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the 城 anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse 日 ever. The 日 he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Opening Sequence

posted by peacebaby7

Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told あなた it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I 発言しました I told あなた it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told あなた to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A くま, クマ ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before あなた read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, あなた have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One もっと見る note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so あなた know I'm not adding the whole game....

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the ディナー table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if あなた lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's ディナー plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! あなた must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! あなた TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! あなた must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! あなた ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! あなた know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

ペンギン Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a シート, 座席 and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are あなた sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: あなた have to 移動する backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for キツネザル use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 もっと見る pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

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The legend of the Crystal ファルコン *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a カニ had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna 魚 had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low あなた could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't あなた say that あなた can pull your head off and shoot 火災, 火 out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 5 *Mistaken gulit*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it ワカサギ, 錬金術 like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the 秒 time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are あなた there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help あなた down." It was Marlene, the only...

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when shadows enter light-chapter 1: two is sometimes better than one :D

posted by penguin014

*0200 hours ペンギン HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee あなた requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact あなた woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" あなた wanted to 表示する me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, あなた see when あなた syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I ロストあなた at well.
K: -_- ok,their biomachanicle androids,somewhat similar to Francis's,but they can change into any animal あなた want them to be,and they NEVER disobey a ペンギン when...

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Little Sister Chapter 2

posted by Kowalski355

Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 分 for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits 次 to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....