ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are あなた sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: あなた have to 移動する backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like this.
70s Private: These disco ball pants do seem shiny.
70s S: Alright, let's strut our stuff, boys! (they dance to the middle of the crowd)
70s K: あなた don't have to time travel to feel the old "funk"! (a UFO crashes on the right side of the entrance of the convention center. Someone kicks the door of the UFO open along with kicking out the corpse of a 宇宙 squid)
70s S: What the deuce? (four creatures come out of the UFO strutting their stuff like Michael Jackson on "Billie Jean")
Stlouisfan: It's... it's... the PENGUINS? (they flip in the middle of the crowd and everyone gasps)
70s S: No, no! Those aren't the Penguins. WE are the Penguins! Like I 発言しました before, WE are the Penguins!
S: Rico! (Rico barfs up what looks like a bottle of hot sauce and he, Skipper, Private, and Kowalski drink it one によって one)
P: We ARE the Penguins!
S: The REAL Penguins!
K: Technically, we were kidnapped によって宇宙 Squids accompanied によって Blowhole exactly 15 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days ago!
S: (slapping Kowalski upside the head) NEVER explain the math! (flashback shows the penguins getting injured from an attack によって Blowhole)
K: The accident from our last mission gave them an oppertunity they couldn't pass up. We were taken away to Mars によって the 宇宙 Squids while the duplicates created によって Blowhole were in our places and all with an approximate intellect to match Blowhole's approximate intellect. This is all part of a plan set によって both forces to take over the world and take out the rest of us when we all least expect it!
P: (terrified) Like sleeper agents!
ILUVKOWALSKI: Well, i guess Blowhole might've gained a little bit of memory after a long time.
70s S: Those are all LIES! あなた might've drank LIE SERUM!!! MENTAL FOWL!!
R: (translated) MENTAL?
P: YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
K: They call us MR. MENTAL FOWL!!!
S: (pulls nunchucks out of Rico's mouth) PREPARE TO DIE!!! COMMENCE OPERATION: ELIMINATE THE IMPOSTERS!!!
70s S: Kowalski, battle phrase options!
70s K: Prepare to STEP UP! (both groups of the penguins dance towards each other until end up battling. Private and 70s Private sissy slap each other, Rico and 70s Rico battle with dynamite, Kowalski and 70s Kowalski draw on their clipboards a little and then battle, Skipper and 70s Skipper just try to kick each other's asses until a gun comes out of the battle field and Riconator nervously picks it up quickly)
RockOn: HOLY HALUBIT, HE'S GOT A GUN!!! (both groups of penguins stop fighting)
Riconator: Anybody have any ideas on how to tell which group are the real Penguins?
Mostar: Both Privates deploy Hyper Cute!
70s P: Alright!
P: I swore never to do it again! (Riconator shoots the 70s Penguins)
Riconator: TAKE THAT BLOWHOLE!
S: Great, now that THAT'S out of the way, i guess we should start this convention! (everyone cheers)
CuteCuddly: I can see Blowhole fails yet again. (laughs)
In another UFO
Blowhole: (watching a screen at what happened) AAGH, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!! YEARS OF PLOTTING REVENGE AND I'M STILL FOILED によって THE PEN-GU-INS AND THE FAN-GU-INS!
宇宙 Squid: How were あなた planning on taking over the world with the 70s Penguins if あなた hated the penguins in general?
Blowhole: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!

Penguinator Very funny!

CuteCuddly LOL! CuteCuddly: I can see Blowhole fails yet again. (laughs) Very good.

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A poem for The Penguins of Madagascar

posted by peacebaby7

OK, so I'm really bored, so I decided to just do something random. So I started rhyming. My poem is probably lame, I know. Whattaya gonna do? Well, here goes...

PoM is so rockin' & cool
It makes me laugh so hard I look like a fool
I think about it all the time
To not like the 表示する would be a crime

I think about it while I'm sleeping
I think about it while I'm awake
When a new 表示する doesn't come on I start weeping
How long do I have to wait?

Skipper, the leader, is really hard core
But he still has a soft spot
To him there's so much more
When he's in cognito he's never caught

Kowalski is the genius of...

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The Black Death Chapter 1 The Invitation

posted by legendary7

Private rushed through the dark murderous forest for his life. Leaping over dead 木, ツリー roots, croutching under branches, and yelping for some one's, anyone's help, he raced farther and farther away from the inferno mansion. For all he knew, the maniac that killed his フレンズ was on his trail. No time, did he waste, to glance back to found where his attacker was.
Soon he was almost at the threshold, where they had almost wrecked coming. Just then in front of him Skipper's shadowy figure jumped from a 木, ツリー with an ax in one flipper, blocking the trembling Private from escaping. "Sorry, I have...

The story of 狼, オオカミ the ペンギン

posted by ricoiswsome

One 日 in the central park zoo a new ペンギン arrived in the ペンギン habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did あなた leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome 狼, オオカミ my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do あなた know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my ペンギン bomb,...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Eight - The Final Battle(Part One)

posted by KowalskiRocks

Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few 秒 later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 1 The Birth of A Legend

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view:
I am surronded によって pearly walls and a gruff, harsh voice comes from outside the solid barrier, followed によって an angelic, softspoken voice that I would never forget または regret hearing. So anxious to break out, I squirm and push もっと見る than I had ever done so before.
My flipper punches out a large portion of the atmosphere of my world. I keep struggling to obey that instinctive urge to escape. Soon my warm and cozy cacoon is filled with the flowing rush of frigid air ..... oxygen. With my head, I but the 上, ページのトップへ of my orb and I peep my head out.
The heavenly voice calls out to me....

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I am in the PoM World. The Final Chapter.

posted by CuteCuddly

I want to make this the last chapter, so it'll be pretty long. :)

*Private's PoV*

I can't sleep. I'm too worried about CC. She's been in a coma for hours and I fear Kowalski can't wake her up.

I climb out of my bunk and see that Skippah's is empty too. I look all over the HQ for him, only to find him on the island up top.

"Skippah?" I call. He turns and sees me.
"Private? What are あなた doing out of bed?" he asks, as I sit down 次 to him.
"I was about to ask あなた the same thing," I reply.
"I can't sleep."
"Neither can I."

We sit in silince for a moment.
"I'm not sure what I'd do if CC doesn't wake up,"...

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Tales from the Madagascar: Larry and the Sky Spirit of Weather

posted by KingJulienXIII

Once upon the times, in the sweet sweet country of Madagascar, during the reign of King Julien VI, there lived a sifaka キツネザル named Larry. Larry was a very picky kind of guy, MUCH unlike me, the king. He had to have everything his way. This made him not have as many フレンズ as I have, and made him much less loved than me.

One day, it was raining, and Larry did not like the rain. He wanted it to stop raining. Obviously. So, he was going to MAKE it stop raining. While other lemurs praised the Sky Spirit of Weather for the sweet rain that made the マンゴー trees grow, Larry decided he would be showing...

Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: こんにちは you!
Me: Oh no, not あなた again.
Officer X: あなた know, あなた and your ペンギンフレンズ still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished あなた off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, あなた fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on あなた like sweet and サワー sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

Tale of a 宇宙 squid, chapter 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the 宇宙 squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, または whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the 宇宙 squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if あなた haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......

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The legend of the Crystal ファルコン Island *Chapter 2*

posted by SkippX101

*Hey guys! This is a 2-way article, so me and cattoy10 are taking turns 書く this! Enjoy...*

Skipper was lying on his back, Rico on his side, Kowalski on his stomach and Private's beak was stuck in the sea-sand. A wave crashed over them, as the wave moved back, all their eyes were open and red. Skipper had seaweed on his head (looks like hair XD). "Ahhh...Where are we?" Skipper asked, getting up. "I Dunno, it looks like some sort of *gasp*" All the penguins beaks fell open, they had landed in an island paradise. It lush, green ... and silent, Skipper immediately recognised the silence. "Where...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"Wait?.. So あなた think that the lemurs and the rest of the penguins have been kidnapped?"asked Marlene who was almost completely out of breath. Her and Skipper were racing back to the zoo, they were at a internet Cafe downloading music, but Skipper's gut 発言しました that they should be elswhere.
"I don't think Marlene. I know."said Skipper who was about 10 metres ahead of her. First they went to the HQ. No sign of Rico, but there were traces that he was there. "Look, my herrings!Im gonna kill that regurgitating gut." 発言しました Skipper, picking up one half-eaten fish."OK, so あなた were right about Rico, mybe...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

A mail truck gets parked in front of the Central Park Zoo. The mail person brings an envelope to Alice.
Mailman: Special notice for someone named Kowalski. If あなた see him, give the envelope to him.
Alice: Alright, then. (the mailman leaves and Alice goes to the ペンギン habitat. Skipper sees Alice and goes topside)
S: What's going on, Alice?
Alice: Skipper, there was some mail that came for Kowalski. (gives envelope to Skipper) Can あなた make sure he gets it?
S: Can do.
In the HQ
S: Kowalski, あなた have some mail. (gives Kowalski the envelope)
K: Wierd, I wasn't expecting anything. (opens envelope and sees...

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mother によって accident chapter 1: the marlene 木, ツリー

posted by andresandru

"OMG MARLENE! WHAT WERE あなた DOING! あなた CAME BACK AT 1:00 AM!" Arlene shouted, shaking her brom towards marlene, she wore a close to clean

"come one mom!" marlene excused tired to her cousin, who now became her mother through a serie of events relly weird, that even made her fall in 愛 with skipper, all for kowalski's new invention: the family-roots-inator!

it all started a 日 ago, Saturday, 10:00 am, Skipper pulled marlene and arlene as private ran with mandy towards the base, they needed to try kowalski's new invention the family-bot-sti, no no, the familly- broots-sator, no, no, well, you...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 2: Super Secret Spy!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.

Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

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Honeymoon Mayhem!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo. Lilly and Skipper had just gotten married the night before, and now they were heading off to their Honeymoon in Africa! (They wanted to say hi to some old フレンズ too.) ;D ! "Skipper! Im SO excited to finally be going away!" Lilly 発言しました cheerfully as she packed her purple duffle bag. "Skipper? SKIPPER!?" Skipper didn't hear her because he was too busy trying to stuff his suitcase with flamethrowers, 銃 and other weapons of mass destruction.....Typical Skipper! "Im sorry Lilly, I just wanna make sure were 安全, 安全です on our honeymoon." Skipper replied,...

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Rejoice for the Black 星, つ星 Chapter 3: Origin of The Colony

posted by 67Dodge

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice バッジ were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," 発言しました Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," 発言しました Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins 歌う some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed によって repeating ギター frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring あなた to your knees
It will make あなた beg for もっと見る until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But あなた like what あなた see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what あなた need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Harry potter meets pom part2

posted by alex356

Hagrid:um Alex do あなた know this penguins?
Me:um yes
Harry: Alex who are they
Me:I'll tell あなた at the house
At the house
Skipper:I am sorry Alex
Me:I'll get expell from HogWarts
Dumdbdor comes
Dumdblor:look it's okay that there here
Me:but-
Dumdblor:I 発言しました it's alright
Harry:so who are they
Me: this is skipper,kowalski,private and Rico
Hermieno:oh private spool cute
Private:*blush*
Skipper:I am sorry
Me:it's alright skipper
Ron:well I think there better then scabbers
Me:yes,yes they are

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Lilly's sister!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do あなた wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly 発言しました happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly 発言しました as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 5: Alive Again!

posted by jackandjill2

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much もっと見る carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened によって entering a パスワード on the keypad - a パスワード only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he ロスト confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...