ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Body Swap Part 2 Funny Moments

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posted by sowem

Everyone woke after 25 分 of unconsciousness.

Skipper: Ahh! I'm a lower mammal!

Julien: Ahh! I'm an ugly penguin!

Private: Hahahaha! あなた swapped bodies. (Barfs up a bomb) Huh! Ahh!(throws the bomb outside) I'm Rico.

Marlene: Kowalski! I'm gonna kill you!(Attacks)

Maurice: Wait! It's me, Maurice!

Marlene: Oh! Then where's ... Hah! (Attacks the real Kowaski).

Mort:(Not knowing whats going on) Feet!

Julien: No! Don't let him touch the feet!

Skipper: Haha! (Singing)I'm letting him touch it! I'm letting him touch it!

Kowalski: Ahh! Somebody help me!

Meanwhile Private was laughing at everything that just happened.

Skipper: Rico! Stop laughing!

Private: Actually, it's me Private!(Sneezes up a golf club, a mallet and a slipper).

Skipper: Ah. This slipper will do.

(Marlene grabs the golf club, Rico grabs the mallet and everyone chases Kowalski).

Everyone: Yaa!!

Kowalski: Ahh!!

See the chase in Part 3

peacebaby7 and mostar1219 like this

peacebaby7 LOL! That was hilarious! I loved the Private laughing at everyone XD And Skipper "Aah! I'm a lower mammal!" XD That's so what Skipper would say X3 (wow I use a LOT of laugh faces...XD)

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Eleven

posted by Cornflak

“Rise and shine, men!”

Kowalski flung himself from his bunk and landed in front of his leader with stiff posture. Private, however, took his time, as he normally did. To him, this 日 wasn’t anything new.

What mission will Skippa assign us? When are we going to eat? Is Julien going to torment us, today?

These were the very same thoughts that coursed through Private’s noggin’ every other day; whereas, Kowalski had other things in mind.

How can I change, today? How can I make this the best 日 of my life? How can I 表示する the team my appreciation for them?

Kowalski was wearing the biggest...

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The Most Dangerous Mission Chapter 2

posted by 18wanda

The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The 次 morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the 表, テーブル where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, あなた aren’t...

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Mamihlapinatapei (Chapter 1)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his お気に入り魚 flavored coffee and 読書 his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.

Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of ベッド when Skipper spoke up.

“Well men,” Skipper 発言しました sternly as he placed the briefing on the 表, テーブル and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.

Skipper stood straight up and shot his flipper...

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The Crew’s Secret: Conclusion Buttons!

posted by monsy38

The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...

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kowalski, where's your brain today??? rated: k for kids

posted by kowalski50

it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think あなた have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are あなた ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the 次 hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks

Penguins of Madagascar Play Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 によって 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did あなた call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured によって some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It...

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Penguins

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Source: http://livedreamloveworld.tumblr.com

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Does anybody here actually tasted a penguin?

added by 27Kowalski

Source: Operation: Antarctica

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Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: こんにちは guys, have あなた seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...

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Private's 日

added by Sandrei

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Kowalski <3

added by Tressa-pom

Source: The ロスト Treasure of the Golden リス

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Hoku is in the Penguins' Submarine

added by 27Kowalski

Source: "Herring Impaired" & "Friend-in-a-box".

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Guest hospitality?

added by B0XFISH

Source: me

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The many voices of Jeff Bennett! :D

added by sarah12499

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Penguins of Madagascar poem! :D

posted by ImAnEasel

I 愛 The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only 質問 I ever ask are:
Why don't もっと見る people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? または the 5th of May?
This 表示する is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The もっと見る I watch this show, the もっと見る I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope あなた all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.

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"Cat Burglar" Season 4, Episode 1. 4X01

posted by TheRatKing1

link

“Cat Burglar”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4, Episode 1 (4X01)

Production Code: 401

Air date: ?

Previous: “The ペンギン Who Loved Me” , Next: “I Spy”

Cat Burglar/Transcript

“Cat Burglar” Season 4, Episode 1, “The Penguins
of Madagascar”

Scene I: Archie’s Warehouse

(Archie is watching TV)

Archie: Ugh.. I’m bored! At least when I was The Archer, I was busy. I had motivation! I had my goals in mind.

(gets up and looks at himself in a mirror on the wall)

Archie: My real estate business is booming, but I'm bored with it.
And let's face it. I'm not getting any younger.

(a pause)...

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But I'll Be Your Master

added by Rainbow_Cookie

Source: Me

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 18: Really Together

posted by peacebaby7

“Really Together”
November 18, 2014

Skipper and Marlene smiled as they finished decorating the small クリスマス木, ツリー in her habitat. Once they’d finished wrapping thin garlands and LED lights around it and hanging tiny hand-made ornaments, they stood back and admired their work.

“Well,” Skipper said, taking her によって the waist from the side, “I think it turned out pretty well.”

Marlene smiled and rested her paw on his chest. “I think so too. I had a good time decorating it with you.”

Skipper looked back to the tree. “You too, Marlene,” he replied. “Let’s turn off the lights...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 17: Tuckered Out

posted by peacebaby7

“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014

Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she 発言しました to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...

This is gonna through!

added by AnxiousSoul

Source: 18y2vz.gif