The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, または something like that, but I've changed it's タイトル becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone によって sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would 検索 for clues the 次 morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a 一覧 of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses 次 to each translated title, as it appeared on a German テレビ website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some お茶, 紅茶 can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't あなた have any-
Skipper: Wait, あなた 発言しました your head feels heavy? Do あなた happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there あなた are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke あなた up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent あなた with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres もっと見る to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR クリスマス Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially クリスマス Eve. So... what do あなた wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) こんにちは guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: 上, ページのトップへ secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope あなた enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The イルカ bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...

New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had 与えられた Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski 発言しました when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private 発言しました anxiously. "Well..."...

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The タコス couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it によって the great タコス terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...