Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are あなた saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would あなた think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come out of the lab)
K: Finally, we're complete!
S: Oh, あなた two finished making out, already?
Me: (blushing) What are あなた talking about, Skipper? Plus, if we were, hypathetically, it was Kowalski's idea.
P: What were あなた two working on, anyway?
K: Well, remember when Jiggles went all haywire?
S: How on earth could we forget your monstrosity?
Me: Well, we did some modifications to that problem. It was almost like magic mixed with science.
K: Like Nicholas Flammel. So, I'm glad to say good bye to Jiggles the expernentially growing creature and hello to Jiggles Greensburg! (a green teenage boy comes through the lab door)
Jiggles: こんにちは guys, do some of あなた remember me?
P: Jiggles! Is that you?
Jiggles: Yes, Private, it's me. And, sorry about drinking your ジュース that day.
S: Hang on, how do we know this isn't some kind of illusion?
Jiggles: Just like the Dark Knight, Skipper, あなた can't trust anyone. So, what else has been going on?
K: As あなた guys can see, Jiggles is functioning like a human now.
Me: So, now he can eat without the growth issue, but has some abnormal abilities, too. (Mastique, David, and Jessica come in preparing to fight)
David: Alright, intruder, what gives あなた the right to infultrate this HQ?
Jiggles: Oh, they must be David, Mastique, and Jessica, right?
K: It's okay, guys. This is Jiggles.
Mastique: Didn't he eat あなた that one time?
S: He did? No wonder あなた snapped out of it, Kowalski.
Me: Please, he'd rather not talk about it.
P: Well, then, how do あなた know what happened?
Me: I saw what happened and i refuse to talk about it.
Jiggles: (looking at Jessica) So, I'm Jiggles.
Jessica: Yea, あなた seem pretty interesting.
Jiggles: Well, I better take an actual walk in the zoo.
Jessica: Mind if I come with you?
Jiggles: Oh, I don't mind. (Jiggles and Jessica leave)
P: Now what's gotten into them?
Me: I think Jiggles just found his first ever crush. (giggles)
K: Jiggles having a crush? Let me check my abucus. (Kowalski pushes the beads on his abucus) According to my calculations, you're right, Monique.
Outside the HQ
Jiggles: So, if Mastique's your mother, Jessica, then who's your father?
Jessica: Well...
Julien: (yelling from キツネザル habitat) Hey, Jessica, who's this new dude right 次 to you?
Jiggles: Julien? Don't あなた recognize me?
Julien: Not sure.
Mort: Looks like the same color as the ゼリー man that sucked up my mango.
Jiggles: Oh, speaking of which, Mort, catch this. (throws a bag of mangos at Mort)
Mort: Yay, multiple mangos! Thank you, ゼリー man!
Jiggles: No problem. Also, sorry about eating あなた that night, Julien.
Julien: So, it is you!
Jessica: But, he's changed, Dad. あなた don't have to be scared! No offense, Jiggles.
Jiggles: Don't worry, I know why I was feared in the past.
Jessica: That's where attitude adjustment comes in, right?
Jiggles: Yep. Do あなた want to get some snowcones.
Jessica: Sure. Just to be fair, I'll pay.
In the park
Jiggles: Wow, I've never been outside the zoo before.
Jessica: Yea, Grandma Monique and Granddad Kowalski usually come out here, in the lab, または on 上, ページのトップへ of the zoo walls whenever they want some quality alone time.
Jiggles: Does, um, this count as quality alone time for us?
Jessica: (blushing) Oh, I'm not sure. Do あなた want it to?
Jiggles: Not sure.(licks snowcone and gets some on his face)
Jessica: Umm, you've got some ベーコン snowcone on your face.
Jiggles: Oh. Heh heh. Hey, あなた know what we should do?
Jessica: Create hotsnowzels?
Jiggles: Yep. (they both set up the trap like on "I Know Why The Caged Bird Goes Insane" and the trap succeeds)
Later
Jiggles: Wow, that's the first 食 combination that I've ever tried.
Jessica: It's pretty crazy. And I've seen Grandma Monique put carrot sticks in a sandwich. So, what are あなた planning to do now that you're human, Jiggles?
Jiggles: Well, Jessica, it's gonna be a tough decision. Maybe I might take things slow when it comes to decision making.
Jessica: Yea. I had a really great time with you.
Jiggles: Yea, same here. あなた know, you're the first girl I've met that isn't taken.
Jessica: (giggles) You're really funny. For decision making, are あなた planning on being with someone in particular?
Jiggles: Well there is one. (giggles and looking at Jessica)
Jessica: (thinking) As I've heard, if a guy is staring at a girl's lips, it means he wants to キッス her. (Jiggles and Jessica come closer and then they kiss)
Jiggles: Hmm, so that's what a キッス feels like. (smiles)
Jessica: Yea, this is my first kiss, too. Well, we should get back to the zoo.
Jiggles: Right.
At the HQ
K: So, Jiggles, how was your time with Jessica?
Jiggles: It was great.
S: What do あなた know? The beast finally has someone that can tame him. (laughs)
Jiggles: Oh, あなた guys have your jokes. Oh, and I had my first キッス with her. (Skipper does a spit take on Jiggles's face)
P: Congradulations.
Me: Well, maybe あなた should continue your "human" style または whatever you're planning on doing and see how things go. It might take a while to process.
S: Like with us finding out that Officer X and Officer Y were really Charles Xavier and Juggernaut?
Me: Exactly.
Jiggles: (mumbling) Until tomorrow, my sweet Jessica.