Virus Attack
Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."
As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…
Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"
Private: "Let’s roll, then! It’s coming from the Lemurs’ Habitat!"
The Penguins approach the Lemurs’ Habitat, and finds Maurice and Mort tied up on a Stake. Skipper and Julien were behaving violently around them…
Private: "Skipper?"
Skipper: [Speaks rudely] "Well, well, well! If it isn’t the Penguins who think they’re all that?"
Maurice: [From far away] "Help!"
Private: "What’s going on?"
Skipper: [Smiles evilly] "Well, we are the 'Dynamic Duo'!"
Julien: "Prepare to be smashed to bits, Losers!"
Skipper: [Takes out two sticks of dynamite]
Private: "Skipper, why are あなた being so ‘Destructive’?"
Julien: [Laughs evilly]
Skipper: [Laughs evilly] "Ha, ha, ha! Naïve, little soldier? In case あなた haven’t noticed, we’re here to destroy you!"
Kowalski: [Screams] "Run for it!"
Skipper leaps in the air and throws the sticks of dynamite at them. It explodes with a ‘BOOM’! As he lands on the ground, he throws another stick…
Skipper: "What’s the matter? Can’t take a little explosion?"
Kowalski: "Grrr…"
Skipper: "But the fun’s just getting started!"
Private: "Kowalski, options!"
Kowalski: "Skipper and Julien don’t seem to be in their Normal Selves."
Rico: "Watca-out! ('Watch out')!" [Pushes Kowalski and Private out of the way]
The dynamite explodes. Now, Rico vomits up a stick of dynamite from his gut. He throws it at Julien and it explodes, throwing Julien in the air…
Skipper: [Teases] "You call that destructive?" [Takes out grenade]
Private: "Incoming!!!"
The Penguins 移動する out of the way. The Grenade explodes…
Skipper: [Laughs evilly] "Mu huahaha!!!"
Kowalski: [Angry] "Alright, this has gone far enough!"
Private: "We need to stop them!"
Rico: "Hiyah!"
The Penguins start fighting Julien and Skipper…
Julien: "Is that the best あなた can do?" [Shoots lasers from his eyes]
Kowalski: [Shocked] "Gah! Did Julien just…? I’ve never seen anything like it!"
Private: "I’m starting to think that it’s not them!"
Kowalski: "I’m afraid so!" [Thinks] And if they’re not, then, Who are they?
Private: "Quick, they’re getting away!"
Too late! Skipper throws another Grenade. It explodes and grey smoke starts coming out…
Kowalski: [Coughs] "Ugh!"
Private: [Coughs] "Huh? Where did they go?"
As the smoke clears, they discover Julien and Skipper are gone… including Maurice and Mort…
Private: "No, they've taken Maurice and Mort!"
Kowalski: "It's so weird! When I hit Skipper, sparks of electricity flew from his body!"
Private: "And how Julien shot lasers!"
Kowalski: "I can't put my finger on it! I say we go back to our HQ and see if there’s anything I can do to help!"
*To be Continued…
