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posted by skipperfan5431
THE 次 MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, あなた boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff ペンギン as he flexed his HUGE ペンギン muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse, everyone looked directly at Lilly. She really wanted to, but Skipper said: "Sorry boys, team members only!" This ofcourse infuriated Lilly. Skipper promised he would tell Roy the truth about Lilly, but he didn't stick to his word. "IM FIGHTING!" Lilly declared as she grabbed a fighting stick. Roy looked down at Lilly and laughed. "Haha! A cleaning lady? Fighting ME? Im gonna break あなた like a pretty little toothpick miss!" Roy took a step twoards Lilly, trying to intimidate her, but she stood her ground. "BRING IT ON GRANDPA!" Lilly shouted as she struck a battle pose. "Lilly!" Skipper tried to stop the squabble, but it was too late. Lilly pounced at Roy, swinging the stick at the back of his neck. The blow knocked Roy to the floor. "You pack quite a パンチ little lady. HIYA!" Roy スイング his stick at Lilly's feet, knowcking her on her back. Then he sat ontop of her and punched her repeatedly in the face. "NOOO!!" Skipper cried. He tried to pull off his dad, but Roy just slapped him aside. Lilly's facce was completely busted up when Roy finished beating her up. D:!!!!!"Don't fool yourself dollface. あなた aint tough." He then kicked Lilly in the side and waddled twoards the guys. "ARE あなた INSANE!! あなた JUST KILLED SKIPPA'S GIRLFRIEND!" Private screeched at the 上, ページのトップへ of his lungs. Roy's eyes bulged as he looked back at Skipper, who was siting 次 to Lilly. She wasn't moving. He then waddled up to Skipper and put his flipper on his shoulder. "Skipper....im sorry....I didn't mean to..." Roy put his face in his flippers and began to cry. So did Skipper. Suddenly, Lilly opened her eyes and stood up. Her face was bloody and bruised. When she got on her feet she wabbled alittle. "So, now ya know........."before she could finish, she collapsed into Kowalski's flippers. "Kowalski. Take Lilly to the infirmary, STAT!" Skipper ordered. Kowalski did so without hesitation. Skipper then turned at his father and glared. " Get out......."He whispered. Roy tried to speak, but Skipper cut him off. " GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!"
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THE 次 DAY!!!!!!!
Lilly was asleep in the HQ while the guys were getting rid of Roy. All of his things were shoved in a large cardboard box. "I know your upset, but I can't help myself when I get into kill mode.....I didn't kill her though. Right?" They were not amused. They shoved Roy into the クレート, 木枠 and closed the lid. There was some shuffling and then Roy let out a large cry. "Son....SON! There's someone in here!!!!!!" Then the voice of a cute little female ペンギン was heard. "HA! Finally! Eat BB's あなた big jerk!!" Then, the female opened 火災, 火 on Roy while inside the crate. Once the barrage was over, Kowalski opened the クレート, 木枠 and let the little female out. "Thanks Jazzy!" He cheered as gave her a hi-5. "Don't mention it Kowalski...all in a day's work. Im gonna go visit Lilly! See ya!" Then Jazzy Skipped away twoards the HQ. Private, Skipper, and Rico looked at Kowalski oddly. "Uh...who was--"---"Sorry Skipper. Classified." Kowalski winked and walked away.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are あなた hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 魚 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 魚 that a ロブスター left 次 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 魚 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 発言しました sadly. “Then what are あなた waiting for? All あなた gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, または thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would あなた define yourself? Are あなた yourself because of your actions, または are your actions based on who あなた are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes あなた are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: こんにちは that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are あなた hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 発言しました happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 発言しました in his Danish accent. "Then によって the powers invested in me...I now pronounce あなた man and wife. あなた may キッス your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their フレンズ stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the 上, ページのトップへ instead of the bottom due to everything in the 城 being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! あなた make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 発言しました so at the meeting! あなた didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do あなた think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to あなた talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音楽 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音楽 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are あなた all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if あなた can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired によって peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the 次 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, あなた have to キッス each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: あなた heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop キス each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. こんにちは KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer によって my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移動する back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't あなた crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I 発言しました in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do あなた realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to デザイン the blueprint!
Me: Dude, あなた seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If あなた have any other 質問 あなた can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前 日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 発言しました location. She looked at the clock on the ウォール 次 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 時 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of あなた who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank あなた Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell あなた who tranquilized あなた guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 安全, 安全です distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and フレンズ are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the 次 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva あなた can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his ベッド and walked into the 次 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 次 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, あなた should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski 発言しました lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper 発言しました "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene ファン あなた will 愛 her!) And i 愛 my music, so in parts of the 記事 i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope あなた like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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posted by Kait_Wolf
It was a rainy 日 in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring 日 ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a ペンギン and shakes to dry her feathers* あなた guys, don`t go outside または あなた will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, あなた got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...
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