ワン・ダイレクション Article: My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

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My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

posted by mehparty3

User: Do あなた know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No あなた just think あなた are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: あなた have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are あなた sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are あなた then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, あなた remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are あなた today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your お気に入り movie what is?
User: My お気に入り移動する is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: お気に入り food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I 愛 FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do あなた愛 me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do あなた want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when あなた walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that あなた are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, あなた light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that あなた flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when あなた smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: あなた don't know, oh-oh.
User: あなた don't know you're beautiful. If only あなた saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to あなた despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes あなた beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes あなた Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: こんにちは girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak あなた out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do あなた know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what あなた know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because あなた asked me the same 質問 earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause あなた make my ハート, 心 race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But あなた don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One もっと見る try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do あなた like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: あなた do? Who is your お気に入り member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! あなた JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think あなた are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But あなた just 発言しました he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your お気に入り member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a お気に入り band.
User: Who is your お気に入り member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All あなた have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: あなた deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That あなた are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are あなた from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I 愛 Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: あなた are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now あなた have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do あなた think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do あなた care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your お気に入り member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do あなた like Jesy または Jade または Leigh- Ann または Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your お気に入り person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I 愛 Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give あなた this, give あなた that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: あなた don't have any parents. あなた are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do あなた ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do あなた ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: もっと見る One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I 愛 them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do あなた like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I 愛 YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: あなた don't 愛 me?
Cleverbot: I 愛 you!
User: I 愛 One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I 愛 One Direction.
User: または SO あなた THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If あなた are not a bot, why do あなた have the name of a bot?

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1dfan103 this is funny i cant believe clever boat didn’t' have a clue who 1D is

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What Makes Him Beautiful -Part 52-

posted by ZoeyMalik28

Louis & Baby Kimmy (Lux)

Put a link in the コメント to your stories,I got one link and I loved it! (You know who あなた are,hun ;D) Well..bye-bye.

Hanna's P.O.V
I woke up,my eyes fluttering open,"Shit.." I glanced at the clock on my nightstand.
It was one in the afternoon. I hated waking up at this time. I felt like shit when I woke up this late in the day.
"Hey,Hanna boo. あなた awake?" Niall peeked into my room
I nodded,opening my eyes again,"Yeah"
"Okay,Harry told me to come talk to you. He's downstairs. Kimmy left baby Kimmy here 'cause she's going out of town for two weeks. And Jeniffer is coming over so she could see that...

Little thing -part 12-

posted by canal

Mendy couldn't sleep, she felt as if she made a huge mistake, she loved Louis with all of her heart, but it's as if she has another ハート, 心 that only loves Harry. "Can't i just 日付 them both?" Mendy whined to herself. "No rule against it" 発言しました a perfectly black cat perched on the windowsill. "How long have あなた been here" Mendy asked. "The entire time. あなた haven't seen me?" Allan asked. "It's 12:00 pm at night, you're a black cat, あなた finish the puzzle" Mendy said. "I suppose you're right" Allan 発言しました hopping out of the window and turning into his human form. "What am i supposed to do?" Mendy...

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Life is Like a Bag of Nandos. A One direction Fanfiction Chapter One

posted by MzStylesHoran

I went into the car sitting 次 to sidewalk and I checked my surroundings. I put on my seatbelt and then I stayed there anxiously waiting for my first driving lesson to start. Suddenly a gorgeous blonde boy opens the car door and smiles at me.
"Hello", He 発言しました "I'm Niall. I will be your Driving instructor for the 次 few months, and あなた must be Alana."

"Yea I'm Alana. Aren't あなた a little young to be a driving instructor
"Not really I'm 18 and my father owns this driving school. he actually owns the whole chain."
"You mean to say to me that your dad is.. Bobby..."
"Yea,Bobby Horan. He...

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Another World Chapter 9

posted by MadisonFontenot

Before I begin I want to thank everybody who reads and supports my stories! あなた aren't just my 'fans' your are my フレンズ and I 愛あなた all<3
Some of あなた might already read them but if あなた don't, あなた should read ZoeyMalik28's Stories! I will put a link to them at the bottom!(:

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Lindsey and Alana stood in Britain Airlines waiting for the plane to arrive. Lindsey and Niall planned to tell everyone about them, but they never got the chance so they decided to just send little 'hints'.
Niall held onto Lindsey's hand as the big board at the 上, ページのトップへ of the Airplane...

Another World Chapter 8

posted by MadisonFontenot

Lindsey walked into her house after school Monday evening and dropped her car keys on the キッチン counter.
"Lindsey!" Her dad, Mr. Gilburg, came into the kitchen. He looked pissed. He held out his Galaxy 2, he may be old, but he has a Galaxy. On the screen was a picture of her and Niall キス on Alana's street. "Who is this boy? And Lindsey, be honest!"
Lindsey looked away from the phone and poured a cup of tea, "He's just a friend.." She mumbled.
"Well, he seems like a pretty good friend. Back in my day.." Oh lord, "We didn't make out with friends." Lindsey went to take a sip from her spongbob...

キッス You-Lyrics

posted by Gigi_1D

(Zayn)
Oh I just wanna take あなた anywhere that あなた like
We can go out any 日 any night
Baby I'll take あなた there take あなた there
Baby I'll take あなた there, there

(Harry)
Oh tell me tell me tell me how to turn your 愛 on
You can get get anything that あなた want
Baby just shout it out shout it out
Baby just shout it out

(Liam)
And if you
You want me to
Lets make a move, yeah

(Harry)
So tell me girl if every time we

(All)
Touch
You get this kinda rush.
Let me say yea a yeah a yeah yeah a yeah

If あなた don't wanna take this slow
If あなた just wanna take me home
Let me say yeah a yeah a yeah yeah a yeah
And let me キッス you

(Zayn)...

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A Wild Reunion (Chapter 3)

posted by gissmiss21

Was this an anonymous rescue?

Thanks to all for keeping up with me during this WILD ride! :) Hope あなた are enjoying it! <3 Here's the link to Chapter 2,

link

Any 質問 just コメント below!

So here's Chapter 3!!!

*Elena was still passed out, slowly waking up when someone ran over to her, and started waking her up.*

Elena's thoughts: OW. MY HEAD. WHY DOES IT KEEP EXPLODING?!?!? What? What's that- who's yelling?!?!

The boy: "HEY- GIRL WAKE UP!!!"

(You will find out who it is when Elena wakes up)

Elena: "eerrrmmm.... Owww...."

The boy: " hold on.... can あなた hold own to my neck? We've got to get あなた to the hospital!"

Elena: "Niall...?"...

little things -part 10-

posted by canal

first of all thank all of あなた readers for the support, i really appreciate it :) but saddly, i'm running out of ideas and i'm having constant writers block :( so unless some people have any ideas to add little things might be short または just stopped :( so unless あなた want it to end i'd suggest maybe commenting some ideas, sorry bout dis

"Hey, Maddie" Niall 発言しました sitting beside Madison on the the couch. "Hey, Ni" Madison 発言しました smiling. "I was wondering.." Niall 発言しました slowly. "Yes?" Madison asked. "Well, since the boys are staying ホーム with Mendy i thought maybe we could go out to town and hang out"...

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A Wild Reunion (CHAPTER 1)

posted by gissmiss21

Chapter 1:

Third Person POV:

*Bell rings*

you: "FINALLY."

*you pack all of your classroom belongings, and head out of the classroom. あなた go home, plop on bed, and decide to go for a walk. As あなた walk, あなた see your good friend Jake, あなた don't feel like talking to anyone, you're just not in the mood. あなた begin to turn, but it's too late.*

Jake: "Y/N! Hey!"

You: "Oh! Jake, hey."

Jake: "I've been trying to get a hold of あなた for a while..."

*you turn getting concerned....*

You: "Jake- what's wrong?"

Jake: "You see, I've been wanting to ask あなた a question...."

You: "Yeah?"

Jake: "I was wondering.......

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星, つ星 dome chapter 27

posted by fiestagirl12345

Riley's P.O.V

Harry saw me. With the knife. And me trapped down. Blood was running through my hands. He knew if he didn't think fast I would slip out of his life. "Take me.......leave her I'll risk my life"says Harry getting closer. "Harry NO"I scream. Head budding the guy. His knife. Slashes my arm. I scream but ignore the pain. I run over to Harry. In tears. "Please never ever do that again. あなた scared me. " I say hugging him. "How did あなた guys find me"I say holding my arm. Blood dripping through. "One of the guys wallet slipped out."says Harry smirking holding it. "People these days". We...

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Stardome chapter 26

posted by fiestagirl12345

Riley's P.O.V

me and harry arrived back at the flat. with our faces painted. and loads of prizes. the lads saw and got jelly(jealouse). me and harry looked at each other put down our things. and we all headed back out. we were playing getting prizes. when i saw them. them the guys who almost killed me. i tugged harry's shirt. i was speechless scared. my tummy quiesy. i showed him the guys. harry told me to go behind him i did.

Harry's P.O.V

i saw those little punks. i told riley to go to the back. we wended up walking right past them. me and the lads gave them dirty looks. zayn had riley. we...

What Makes Him Beautiful -Part 43-

posted by ZoeyMalik28

Up to what part should I make it up,too? I have a plan for what the ending will be,but I dunno which part to make it up to!

Madison sat on Niall's lap,giggling,"I'm actually relieved that あなた guys got back together"
I shrugged,"Why? We would eventually get jealous of each other and then talk and then end up getting back together. It's just typical shit that goes on in this relationship"
Harry pecked my lips,"You already know that I risk your life and my life to be in this relationship."
"You risk your career and I'm happy that nothing has gone wrong" I pouted,pressing my lips to his quickly
Louis...

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Another World Chapter 5

posted by MadisonFontenot

*April 11, 2010

"Where Finally here!" Harry exclaimed. Alana held his hand, "Nervous?" They stood in the waiting room in the X-Factor studio. Some people looked nervous, some didn't, and some were even crying.
He shook his head, "No." He thought for a few seconds, "Maybe.... Yeah." She squeezed his hand tighter, "Your going to do great. Don't be nervous."
Mrs. Styles pinned his number to his shirt, "Go make me proud." They waited for hours and hours, until finally they called his name. They asked him questions, and then he sang. Like an angel. Alana watched the little screen that Harry was on,...

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stardome chapter 24

posted by fiestagirl12345

Riley's P.O.V

i was in the hospital a cast on my ankle. i sighed looking at it. it hurted soo much just to scoot up. harry and the lads were stil kinda ticked off.

________________2 weeks later_______________

luckily my ankle healed they 発言しました it was a minor break. nothing seriouse. i got up and changed in my out-fit link i almost finsihed up my new room. they thought well the lads thought it was better for me. since i was getting bullied. and hated online. i even went through the cutting my self stage. i was finished and smiled in happyness. link. i went downstairs in the kitchen. it was like...

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When あなた First met (Niall) Part 4

posted by ShesNotAfraid1D

あなた walked over to the cupboard to get two blankets for あなた and Niall and Celine and Alex who were snuggled together.

“What movie” あなた asked as あなた open all the draws as the three of them look at the hundreds of 映画あなた had.

“I want a scary one” Niall 発言しました looking at Alex and winking as he looked back at the 映画 then me. “I want a chick flick” Celine 発言しました as we both high fived as the boys whined.

“Get what あなた want and we watch it in the order” I 発言しました suggesting it because we are here all night and tomorrow. Niall picks saw 1, The Devil Inside and Despicable me, Celine...

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Little Things Chapter 6

posted by DiamondYJ

Niall's POV:

I stare at the floor and Liam puts his hand on my shoulder. "She's going to be fine Nialler..." he says. I look at him and stand up. "How do you..."
A door opens, and I see the nurse we hired come out. I sprint over to her. "What happened to Skylar?"
"It was a simple panic attack, due to stress." she answered.
"Do we need to do anything for her?" Louis asked. The nurse nodded. "Don't bring up any stressful topics."

I leave the group to see her. She is sitting up in ベッド and smiles softly at me. "Hi Niall." I smile stupidly and sit 次 to her. "Hey Sky." Skylar took my hand in her...

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Trying To Save Yourself Tonight Chp.1

posted by Styles69

This is my first fanfiction do don't judge me i'm a Directioner and some of this I'm taking from my life expect for the one direction part!

Chacters:

Megan/Meggie: a friendly person totally nice, yet broken hearted, just waiting to be saved although she fors't know that yet. Shy But hasn't always been this way..........

Taylor/TayTay: Megan's best friend always thier for her! Believes life is a Fairytale. Waiting for her prince to come "get her" gets broken hearted easily, also falls in 愛 easily. Gentle, And not afraid to express herself.

And of course theres the chacters: Harry, Niall, Louis,...

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Another World Chapter 2

posted by MadisonFontenot

I know that the picture is of Selena Gomez, but that's how I picture Alana Coleman!!(:
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Tuesday morning Alana threw her blue and green Nike ジャケット over her head and tightened her ponytail.

"Don't forget to pick me up from practice!" Jaclyn yelled hopping out the car.
"Got it!" She yelled back. Alana drove to her school, HCCH, Holmes Chapel Comprehensive High. Yeah, it's the first 日 of spring break, but Alana signed up to help paint the school walls.
"So," Alana's best friend, Lindsey, dipped her paint brush in the tan paint and brushed the wall, "Are...

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Little things -part 7-

posted by canal

"The ninth 日 of summer guys" Zayn 発言しました opening the door to Mendy's room waking both Harry and Mendy up. "The ninth of summer already" Harry asked smiling a cheeky smile. "Yep get up, get dressed, then we'll be on the road" Zayn said. "No breakfast?"Harry asked. "We're stopping at Nandos for take away" Zayn 発言しました walking out when he was done. "Ninth of summer" Mendy asked. "Yes, every ninth of the summer we go back to our ホーム in the U.K for about a 月または so and usually we have a party one 日 ing the first week" Harry said.
"Really?" Mendy asked getting out of bed. "Yep, and you're going...

What Makes Him Beautiful -Part 39-

posted by ZoeyMalik28

I always believed in giving people 秒 chances. I gave a million chances to Harry. He 発言しました he'd 'fix' our relationship. All this hate..it just caused us to break up.I couldn't take it anymore. Ellie,being pregnant,was the MAIN reason that I broke up with Harry. She was trying to make a big deal. First,she 発言しました she was getting the abortion. Then she decides to not get the abortion. AND THEN she decides she wants to get the abortion. Harry acted like he would actually care for this child when we all knew that Ellie was going to use the child against Harry.
"Hanna,are あなた and Harry still going...