ワン・ダイレクション Article: My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

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My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

posted by mehparty3

User: Do あなた know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No あなた just think あなた are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: あなた have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are あなた sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are あなた then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, あなた remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are あなた today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your お気に入り movie what is?
User: My お気に入り移動する is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: お気に入り food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I 愛 FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do あなた愛 me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do あなた want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when あなた walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that あなた are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, あなた light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that あなた flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when あなた smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: あなた don't know, oh-oh.
User: あなた don't know you're beautiful. If only あなた saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to あなた despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes あなた beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes あなた Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: こんにちは girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak あなた out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do あなた know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what あなた know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because あなた asked me the same 質問 earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause あなた make my ハート, 心 race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But あなた don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One もっと見る try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do あなた like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: あなた do? Who is your お気に入り member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! あなた JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think あなた are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But あなた just 発言しました he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your お気に入り member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a お気に入り band.
User: Who is your お気に入り member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All あなた have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: あなた deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That あなた are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are あなた from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I 愛 Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: あなた are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now あなた have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do あなた think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do あなた care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your お気に入り member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do あなた like Jesy または Jade または Leigh- Ann または Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your お気に入り person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I 愛 Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give あなた this, give あなた that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: あなた don't have any parents. あなた are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do あなた ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do あなた ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: もっと見る One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I 愛 them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do あなた like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I 愛 YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: あなた don't 愛 me?
Cleverbot: I 愛 you!
User: I 愛 One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I 愛 One Direction.
User: または SO あなた THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If あなた are not a bot, why do あなた have the name of a bot?

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1dfan103 this is funny i cant believe clever boat didn’t' have a clue who 1D is

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Sapphire ハート, 心

posted by violetsnake21

Chapter 5
Niall revved the engine and screeched, "See あなた later, mot-"
Raven quickly honked the horn to censor Niall's cursing. Louis smirked as Eleanor smiled. Niall pouted. "Why did あなた do that," Niall questioned, with a cute pouty face.
Raven giggled at his face and said, "Don't want to mess with somebody's innocence."
"That's what they all say," he muttered under his breath as he stepped on the gas.
Raven put on the radio. The song Die Young によってケシャ came on. (Sorry I just 愛 that song!)
Eleanor and Raven were screaming the lyrics. "I hear your heartbeat beat to the beat to the drums....

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こんにちは i just met あなた part 4

posted by onedloverlol

I told Louis and the boys I would see them tomorrow.Harry begged me to stay and I begged him to let me leave.Once I got out of their yard I shot off like a bullet out of a gun.I ran to my friend, Sophie's house.She reads all kinds of vampire 本 she should know what to do here.I'm confused how if あなた die あなた become a vampire.A little while later I started for home.Sophie didn't know.I felt someone was following me.I turned around slowly to see Harry following with a huge box in his hands."Hey あなた need some help"I shouted."Why would I need help from a girl"he shouted back.This took me completely...

Little Things Chapter 10

posted by DiamondYJ

Niall's POV:

I sat strumming on my ギター as the other lads and Skylar were dancing around decorating the livingroom for Christmas. "Niall. あなた could help あなた know." Louis 発言しました smirking as he tossed tinsel onto my head. "I could... but then I'd have to get up." I replied lazily. "Oh come on Nialler," Skylar said. "When were あなた ever lazy? I remember the one time..." I block out her voice as I remember the memory.

It was such a sunny day. I sat up in the 草 and stared at the beautiful girl 次 to me. "Sky..." I whispered to her. She looked at me softly and waited for me to speak. "I think......

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Little things -part 18- Nothing left to feel

posted by canal

Mendy sat in her room refusing to come out. "So, we come back and it's turned to be a horrible mistake" Madison sighed. "Not to me, i have the girl i love, but for Harry, and Mendy..it's got to be hard" Niall said. "Niall's right, we just have to let them figure things out" Liam said. "But guys, we have a コンサート in two days, that's not near enough time" Zayn 発言しました pacing the living room. "Where would Harry go?" Louis asked. "Home?" Madison offered. "Yeah, we all know we're missing home, if i quit i'd go home" Liam said. "So what? We just go barge into Harry's ホーム begging him to come back?"...

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SkyFall Chapter 1

posted by Mrs_Payne1901

I was peacefully asleep and in a dream when my older brother, Louis started being loud and abnoxious. "Louis shutup!" I yelled. "You will never silence me!"Louis yelled back. As he stood in my doorway I threw a 枕 at him but he just threw it right back and ran downstairs. I got up and closed my bedrrom door so I could get dressed. My blonde hair was curly, as always but I looked like crap with being sick and all.

I threw on some sweatpants and a black tank 上, ページのトップへ because I was just gonna have a lazy day. I walked to the bathroom and put on eyeliner but that was it. Afterwards I walked downstairs and Louis had his bandmates over already. I walked into the living room and everyone looked my way. "Hey Lottie." Niall said. "Hey Charlotte." Liam said, smiling which I thought was absoloutely adorable. "Hi." I 発言しました quietly and blushing a little. I liked the fact that only Liam called me Charlotte.

もっと見る about One Direction

posted by _PRETTYQUEEN1E

こんにちは there! I know alot about One Direction, but I always forget their 日付 of births.
Did あなた know that Harry's first proper girlfriend was at age twelve? Wow was she lucky! And without Harry knowing- Harry's mom sent a video of Harry 歌う to X-Factor. If she hadn't done that oh who would we be dwelling over in One Direction?
If あなた have short hair then why don't あなた tell Harry that? He likes girls with short hair!

Did あなた know that Zayn's name is actually spelled, "Zain" but he thinks that it's much もっと見るクーラー Zayn.
Zayn LOVES red! Oooh! A color of my お気に入り fruit! Pomegranate!

All the boys...

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Baby-Sitter chapter 1

posted by fiestagirl12345

Harry!!!!

17 年 old joan is living with her family. she doesnt have any friends. cause people think she is awkward. how the way she draws. and sings. but all that changes when she cuts herself. but a baby-sitter changes everything.

Joan's P.O.V

i was in my room blasting music. dancing happilly in my room. when my parents cal me. i sigh loudly and turn the sterio off.i looked in the mirror quckly and liked my out-fit link. i walked down seeing someboy with curly brown hair, green eyes red lips and the cutest smile and dimples. he was 18 and named Harry styles. i gave my parents a stern look. they look...

Louie's Love:Young,Wild And Free

posted by GabriellaAdams

Ambers POV:
We arrived at the gates of the boys house.
I had hitched a ride from Anna,it was going to be the first time going to the boys house.I was nervous but excited.
I told mrs.rose that I was spending the night with Anna,because she wouldn't let me go to a house full of boys.She'd 発言しました I had ロスト my marbles if I asked her to.
The gates opened and Anna drove in,The mansion was very exquisite and fancy もっと見る then I ever imagined.
Anna stepped out the car and instantly started flirting with Zayn.
"Hey,Amber."said Zayn.
"Hi."I wispered
He then returned talking to Anna.
While they were all lovey dovey,I...

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Save あなた Tonight chapter 4

posted by LOVESLOUISMORE

Louis P.O.V.
I asked Shannon to play サッカー with us and she agreed. She ran over to us and we organized a plan to win.
"Alright let's play!" I yelled.
We played for an 時 until some ランダム girls came up to us, they looked around Shannon's age.
"Hey Sharon, why are あなた annoying One Direction?" A blonde girl asked.
"Go away Alisha" Shannon said.
"Fine" The three girls 発言しました and ran away.
"Who were they?" Harry asked.
"A group of girls from my school! They are super annoying" Shannon replied.
"Shannon, we have to go remember, we have ディナー plans with the guys" Jackie said.
"Oh right, see ya round guys"...

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Alone chapter 1

posted by fiestagirl12345

17 年 old Ellie. is mostly alone in life. her parents died in a crash 6 years ago. her sibling whent on with their lives. so she mostly lives with some other family. who brutally hates her. she gets taunted. beat hit. and bullied. killing her self asteam. so now she thinks she is ugly and nobody loves her. but when cupid comes and saves the 日 with someone special in her life..................

Ellies P.O.V

i was in the hospital waitng to see if my family lived. the doctor came out. i stood up. he shook his head i fell on my knees in tears. why did tihis happen to me.
***********************************************************...

Little things -part 15-

posted by canal

"I..i just can't believe she left without telling any one" Niall 発言しました with tears rolling down his cheeks. Even though most of their career the boys have been on their own, but now being without Madison または Mendy made tears roll down all of their faces. "I've never so empty and horrible" Louis 発言しました his hand held tightly around his stomach. "Yeah me too" Liam 発言しました sitting down. Meanwhile on a plane to the U.S. "Niall pick up please" Madison 発言しました quietly into her phone. "Hello?" Someone asked picking up. "Niall" Madison 発言しました relieved. "Madison" Niall 発言しました like she'd been gone for years and she...

Everything About あなた Chapter 5 Part 9

posted by 1d_is_cool

Lillian's P.O.V
It was 15 to 3. And everybody was packing up for the end of the day. But I was standing still, daydreaming. I know it's not like me to daydream in school but I couldn't help it. I was staring at Louis. Him back up everything, get his bag out from his locker. Then I realised how hot he looked in his school uniform. Jesus.

"Lillian!" A loud voice boomed across the room.
"Yes...yes Mr Smith?" I replied.
"Why aren't あなた helping?!" He asked angrily.
"I was 空想 sorry." I said, によって now the whole class was looking at me.
"Well if あなた don't help again I give あなた a detention!"...

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Is This Real Life: Chapter 1 Part 9

posted by 1Directionluv1D

I’m so sorry I made あなた guys wait soo long. I have been getting a lot of work for school to do. But I will make it up によって書く a long chapter today. I hope あなた like it :)

Next Day

Liam’s POV

So I wake up in Isabella’s ベッド and she’s still sleeping. I spent the night at her house. She sleeps like an angel. Last night was the best night of my life. I hope that she didn’t regret the キッス after she just got dumped によって her ex. So I キッス her on her fore head and get up and fix the blanket on her. I shut the door and go down stairs and start making breakfast. I’m guessing her parents are...

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ハート, 心 attack a 1d ファン fic

posted by 1dfan28716

*the door ベル rings*

kaitlyn: ill get it

mom: ok

harry: hi

kaitlyn: 00
0

louis: wow cute girl

liam: he means to say can we stay wit you

kaitlyn:let me go ask my mom

* go's up stairs*

kaitlyn:hey mom can some people stay over

mom:ok

kaitlyn:thanks

* go's down stairs*

kaitlyn: あなた can stay

niall: thank あなた so much

zayn: do あなた think you'r mom and dad and brother and sister like a ビーチ trip

kaitlyn:yah

zayn:ill give them the tickets

all but zayn: ok

kaitlyn:so hey

to be contued

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Save あなた Tonight chapter 3

posted by LOVESLOUISMORE

Shannon's P.O.V.
Grace took Louis number from me and pulled her phone out, I was starting to worry, what was she going to do? Her phone was ringing, she was calling Louis, I'n not surprised. She put the phone on speaker so we all could hear.
"Hello" Louis said. I instantly answered so he didn't think that some ランダムファン had gotten his number.
"Hey Louis, it's Shannon" I said.
"Oh hey, was up?" He said. Before I could say anything Grace started talking.
"What あなた can do is tell us how Shannon got your number" Grace 発言しました all sassy like, she was the sassy one in the group.
"Who are you?" He said.
"Louis...

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Little Things Chapter 7

posted by DiamondYJ

Skylar's POV:

I was finally up to walk. I felt so much better. "Sky, we need to talk to you." Louis says looking at me. "About what?" I ask. "Kidnapping you." Zayn 発言しました casually. I stared at him and started laughing hysterically. "That is really funny. あなた guys crack me up." I giggle.

"He is being serious, Skys." Niall told me, gently grabbing my hand. "What?" I ask confused. "We want to change your name and take あなた on tour with us as a newly discovered talent." I stare at him in shock. "What... that is impossible!" I exclaim. "No no we can make it work," Niall tells me pulling out a piece of...

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The 1D Night Chase part 4 chapter 4

posted by LOVESLOUISMORE

Shae's P.O.V.

We put our stuff in the bus and we went to say goodbye, I can't beleive the summer has gone so quick.
"Bye Niall, I'll miss you" I 発言しました before hugging him so tight.
"We'll see each other again, I hope" Niall said.
Shannon and Harry were saying goodbye to each other and Louis, Liam and Zayn were saying bye to the guys.
"I don't want to leave" I said.
"But あなた have to, we'll see each other again, I promise" Niall said.
I couldn't take it I had to キッス him.
"Eww, get a room" Zayn said.
"I think あなた should be saying that to the other half of Larry" Louis 発言しました pointing to Harry and Shannon...

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Louie's Love:Article 4:I should have kissed you.

posted by GabriellaAdams

Louie's Pov:
We sat in my car arguing about how i should walk her way back to her house.For some reason she didnt want me to see where she lived.She wanted me to leave her on the corner from where i picked her up from.
"I cant just drop あなた here,its not in my nature."
i told her.
I had the car parked in an old abandon parking lot,next to a building.In the street,were a gang of men passing around something smoking it.
"ill be fine,''she told me.
"How can あなた be sure?"
"I've been in worse situtions.''
I looked at her,"Situtions,You shouldnt have been in."I got out the car and wlked around opening the...

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What Makes Him Beautiful -Part 52-

posted by ZoeyMalik28

Louis & Baby Kimmy (Lux)

Put a link in the コメント to your stories,I got one link and I loved it! (You know who あなた are,hun ;D) Well..bye-bye.

Hanna's P.O.V
I woke up,my eyes fluttering open,"Shit.." I glanced at the clock on my nightstand.
It was one in the afternoon. I hated waking up at this time. I felt like shit when I woke up this late in the day.
"Hey,Hanna boo. あなた awake?" Niall peeked into my room
I nodded,opening my eyes again,"Yeah"
"Okay,Harry told me to come talk to you. He's downstairs. Kimmy left baby Kimmy here 'cause she's going out of town for two weeks. And Jeniffer is coming over so she could see that...

Little thing -part 12-

posted by canal

Mendy couldn't sleep, she felt as if she made a huge mistake, she loved Louis with all of her heart, but it's as if she has another ハート, 心 that only loves Harry. "Can't i just 日付 them both?" Mendy whined to herself. "No rule against it" 発言しました a perfectly black cat perched on the windowsill. "How long have あなた been here" Mendy asked. "The entire time. あなた haven't seen me?" Allan asked. "It's 12:00 pm at night, you're a black cat, あなた finish the puzzle" Mendy said. "I suppose you're right" Allan 発言しました hopping out of the window and turning into his human form. "What am i supposed to do?" Mendy...