The Return of クイーン Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever あなた see apples あなた immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" あなた say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever あなた get mad at someone あなた tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and 愛 the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to 愛 ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" あなた say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. あなた have MLP ファン characters.
6. あなた tell people to call あなた によって the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and あなた go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If あなた see ANYTHING that says "20%" あなた burst into laughter.
9. If あなた see the word rainbow, あなた immediately feel...