It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A ポニー dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.
US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.
Next morning in Canterlot
Con: Hello Moneybit, あなた look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see あなた now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...
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