Ok. This is my first 記事 based on my opinion. If あなた want me to write another 記事 on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in 質問 right now: Cloppers

Yes あなた heard me cloppers. If あなた don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ポニー (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If あなた notice there is a clopper, why should that bother あなた in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No ポニー can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead によって 虹 Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead によって a ポニー named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead によって Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead によって John who somehow survived being killed によって a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead によって an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure あなた are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like あなた and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? あなた just decided to skip our ディナー without telling me? Are あなた aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for あなた at a 表, テーブル with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want あなた to make フレンズ with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! あなた still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if あなた want to give me a 秒 chance または not. Starlight had to choose between あなた and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and レモン Heart. Offended によって Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make フレンズ on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his もっと見る serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If あなた upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I 発言しました no magic. あなた were supposed to do it によって hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if あなた hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make もっと見る sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...

Notes: My Little ポニー is owned によって Hasbro and created によって Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that あなた enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 動物 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake 発言しました "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord 発言しました "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...