MLP Memes

I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If あなた read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before あなた quit. If あなた do plan on 読書 through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.












I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think...

Not all of the shorts that あなた will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope あなた enjoy all four of them.



Wings

Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth カップケーキ あなた had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, アップルジャック, applejack went to...

The woodland critters continue decorating their 木, ツリー and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. あなた came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing あなた anymore favors and I'm not letting あなた give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: あなた heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if あなた and your lady...

Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean あなた drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would あなた mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients...

I'm not gonna mince words, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Twilight can go straight to Tartarus!

Here's the thing, I don't wanna hate her, but the fact is what she did to Sunset Shimmer at the end of EG1 (before she helped her out of the crater which doesn't mean anything as far as I'm concerned) is just too much. It didn't bother me much at first, but the もっと見る I thought about, the もっと見る it just pissed me off.

You now, Twilight walks around with her fancy 'Princess of Friendship' タイトル and thinks she above everyone else, especially Sunset Shimmer. She and everybody condemns her for turning...

Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did あなた succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did あなた get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*
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