アップルジャック, applejack

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are あなた doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...

Once upon a time there lived a ポニー named Trixie. Trixie was a 表示する off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic もっと見る than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any もっと見る of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some 食 and some water. She walked to a small ポニー village. She could hardly walk...

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some カップケーキ shoutouts, so if あなた haven't read Cupcakes, please do. コメント will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement によって the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie 発言しました she was sorry, her expression 発言しました a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the 前 installment, its based on creepypastas, もっと見る specifically Jeff the Killer. Please コメント and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a ソファー, ソファ she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little ポニー ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until あなた all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies あなた opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until あなた all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Ok. This is my first 記事 based on my opinion. If あなた want me to write another 記事 on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in 質問 right now: Cloppers

Yes あなた heard me cloppers. If あなた don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ポニー (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If あなた notice there is a clopper, why should that bother あなた in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No ポニー can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead によって 虹 Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead によって a ポニー named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead によって Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead によって John who somehow survived being killed によって a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead によって an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure あなた are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like あなた and your friends...