Baby Discord (Comics)

Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: こんにちは Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead ポニー head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are あなた sure guys sure about this..

Saten: こんにちは we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all フレンズ here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but あなた don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....

Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine ポニー is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't 移動する a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and あなた as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with あなた after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple 城 stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and ピンク highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...

Trixie gently ran the ナイフ down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the ナイフ dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 通り, ストリート from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell あなた something.
Jeff: あなた look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if あなた don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill あなた two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, あなた finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's クリスマス List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got もっと見る important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前 episode, we forgot...

CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were もっと見る writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest クリーピーパスタ ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that カップケーキ has some of the greastest ファン 動画 and ファン sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know あなた spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small スプリット, 分割 in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to 登録する your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. あなた see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, または else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's もっと見る like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good 日 to あなた ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't あなた a little too...