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The ファン fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Windwakerguy430 ファン Fiction
Guy
Ponies: *Getting off the bus*
Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog
Guy, Harrison, and Tate
Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies
Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*
At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, によって a beige wall.
Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside 次 to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see あなた again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a 表, テーブル with Harrison* Do あなた want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell あなた some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to 表示する them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to 表示する them around. Why don't あなた enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do あなた want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 年 old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see あなた Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*
They walk out at the same time.
Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: あなた too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*
At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.
Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.
Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.
Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me ホーム for ディナー soon. *Replies to the text*
Half an 時 later
Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's ディナー on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did あなた do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do あなた want to work?
Guy: I've 与えられた it a lot of thought. あなた know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.
They began to eat their dinner.
Today was the 日 that Harrison was 表示中 the new students around.
Harrison: So, あなた two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided によって a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*
Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a 表, テーブル によって their selves.
Harrison: *Sitting 次 to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all によって their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies 次 to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do あなた think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first 日 here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.
Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.
Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to 移動する here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school 年 finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if あなた two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: あなた still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.
Back at Guy's 表, テーブル
Harrison: They 発言しました that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.
After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.
Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand あなた wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would あなた like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their コメント was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach あなた how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his 次 class*
After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait によって the secretary's desk.
Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. あなた must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: あなた may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*
They sat in front of Erik in his office.
Erik: Now, I understand あなた two are new here, but there are some things あなた need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: あなた were rude to somepony offering あなた to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are あなた sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did あなた get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course あなた don't. あなた want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do あなた want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend あなた for that. Don't come back tomorrow, または Thursday, both of you. If あなた ever bully Guy, または another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick あなた up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if あなた improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*
The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.
Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one もっと見る day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when あなた put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of あなた trying to bribe Principal Estrada.
Someone shouted their names.
Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.
Their names were shouted out loud again.
Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give あなた any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.
Back at home, Guy had hot イヌ for ディナー with his mom.
Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a シート, 座席 for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did あなた tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.
After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.
Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, 次 to a big window, where no one could hear them.
Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do あなた think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do あなた think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have あなた seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?
Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.
Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I 秒 that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.
Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.
When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.
Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* こんにちは Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking 宇宙 in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.
On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.
Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are あなた doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do あなた know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. あなた 発言しました あなた had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll 表示する you. *Puts in a piece of paper*
Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.
Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, または right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, または lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as あなた can from the school. Let them pay for the 情報源 of our income.
Master Sword: How did あなた get this?
Rio: I built it myself.
Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.
Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought あなた two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are あなた going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When あなた asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*
They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.
At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.
Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be フレンズ with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just 発言しました a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when あなた went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.
On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.
Harrison: こんにちは あなた two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about あなた two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do あなた mind if I ask あなた two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a ポニー I met named Guy. Do あなた know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're フレンズ with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.
Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.
Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a ポニー who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do あなた think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. あなた two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first ベル rings.
Harrison: There's a bad 尻, お尻 teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are あなた both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When あなた get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.
Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.
When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.
Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are あなた doing?
Master Sword: あなた don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.
During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.
Rio: How many pieces of paper did あなた get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the 次 step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.
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Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as もっと見る 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*
The 次 日
Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*
After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do もっと見る things, like get a parking 宇宙 so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking 宇宙 behind Guy's car.
Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to もっと見る teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the ウォール in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking もっと見る paper out from an empty classroom*
They made もっと見る money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.
The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.
Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that あなた have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did あなた talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are あなた going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a 日付 with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: もっと見る power to あなた then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.
Turning around, Guy, and his two フレンズ started heading back to Frenchtown.
Master Sword was with Rio at his house.
Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative コメント on his フェイスブック page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I 愛 it. Let's do it!
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On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed によって a black Chrysler 300.
The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but ロスト the last race, allowing Guy to take over.
Stop the song.
Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: あなた better クロス that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, あなた won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay あなた two. See あなた at school.
Camryn: あなた got it.
That night, Guy was in his room.
Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: あなた seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do あなた wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*
Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the 音楽 on this video: link
On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio 投稿されました over twenty terrible things on his accounts.
Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*
Why are あなた two bothering me? I haven't done anything.
Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*
Because あなた suck. Nopony likes you.
Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*
As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it 発言しました dear mom.
次 day, Guy was visiting Tate again.
Guy: Tate, how's everything going for あなた buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do あなた know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope あなた don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego ポニー towards a bridge, and pushes him off*
The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They 日 of The farewell February party.
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Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
ポニー 77: Hello あなた two. Did あなた arrive in one car, または two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
ポニー 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side によって side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* こんにちは ladies. あなた like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a バスケットボール, バスケット ボール from the bucket 次 to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: あなた know what else is nice?
Guy: こんにちは Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well あなた kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.
Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.
Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. あなた just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, あなた okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. あなた barely did anything.
Rio: What are あなた saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying あなた blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.
Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood 次 to her car.
Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see あなた later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: こんにちは Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do あなた want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*
They kept kicking him, but then...
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Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe あなた don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do あなた want me to do, huh?! あなた want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* こんにちは Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*
Stop the song
Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have あなた done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If あなた got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought あなた were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He 発言しました he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy 発言しました he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*
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Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a ポニー attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. もっと見る trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are あなた doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are あなた still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We ロスト him, but we'll find him.
Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link
It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.
Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear によって Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting 次 to a police ポニー driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad ポニー 2: こんにちは wait a second, there's a ポニー on 上, ページのトップへ of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad ポニー 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad ポニー 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*
Stop the song
Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad ポニー 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a ポニー just jumped off a bridge, and got hit によって our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad ポニー 2: Copy.
Guy's mom was at ホーム when she got a call.
Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!
She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. によって that time, five police cars, and an 救急車 were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.
Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.
Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck によって a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing によって the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital ポニー 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment あなた have for me.
Police ポニー 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried あなた wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would あなた do this?
The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.
Nikki: Ma'am, if あなた want, when they take Guy to the hospital, あなた can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.
Song (Start at 4:25): link
Hospital ポニー 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital ポニー 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the 救急車 as it takes off*
Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.
Cast of characters, and their creators
*Ponies from the 表示する playing as a different character
Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - Windwakerguy430
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog
With special cameo appearance によって Nikki West from Jade_23
Background characters
Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies
音楽 used
Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
あなた And I - Motion
愛 Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan 丘, ヒル
Special thanks to
Windwakerguy430 & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used によって Colgate for this ファン fiction
Chrysler for the cars used によって Guy, and Harrison for this ファン fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this ファン fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a ファン of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene
This ファン fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events または real ponies, living または dead is purely coincidental.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production, in association with WindWakerGuy430.
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Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The 城 of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*
Stop the song
Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Schmidt, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
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Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*
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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either あなた let me know what's going on または there's only gonna be four.
Song (Start at 2:26): link
John & Morris: *Get on 上, ページのトップへ of a cable car from the 上, ページのトップへ of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the 作者 who brought あなた Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & フレンズ parody Trainz.
Stop the song
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John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
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Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole によって the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*
Stop the song
Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the サイドカー of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*
Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...
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Where Eagles Dare
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Announcer: Everyone has dreams.
Dad: Like what?
Dale: Leaving your ass. *Stands up* Goodbye. *Walks away*
Announcer: And they will come true.
Dale: あなた knew that would happen. Didn't you?
Henry: Nope.
Announcer: All あなた gotta do.
Henry: *Shakes his head* I can't make a living working with assh___s like that.
Announcer: Is work hard.
Dad: I WANT あなた TO HAVE A JOB!!!
Lightning was seen going off behind him, with loud thunder.
Announcer: And don't let anyone get in your way.
Henry: What is this, kindergarten?
Diane: Would あなた like having someone tell あなた to shut up?
Henry: I'd handle it like an adult, and continue my work.
Skip the song to 1:05
Hyundai Man: *Turns left into a parking lot*
Henry: *Having thoughts about the store he worked at, which increases his anger. He floors it*
The loud engine of his 1977 Pontiac Grand Prix satisfied Henry, as he continued to speed down the road with anger spreading all around him. His eyes getting narrow as he continued to increase his speed, over 60 miles an hour.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A CokeTheUmbreon Production
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Henry Ranne in
Moving On
Also Starring CokeTheUmbreon as Dale O' Conner
Tammy, Diane, Michael, and Dale's parents as their selves
Henry's Parents as their selves
Henry: *Sees a construction crew with a チェリー picker, and slows down*
Construction Men: *Watching Henry come towards them*
Henry: *Passes the construction crew, and watches them. He turns left, and they are out of sight. He floors it again, going up to 60*
Erik Estrada as Craig Rogers
George Lopez as Tim Friella
Armie Hammer as Mickey North
Scott Caan as Max Mann
Scott Adkins as Steve Esposito
Scott Eastwood as himself
Oscar Isaac as Aaron Mikowsky
Henry: *Drifts on a left turn, and takes a deep breath* I needed that. *Slows down*
Announcer: Moving On.
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
The サークル, 円 comes from the right followed によって Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The ファン fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Windwakerguy430 ファン Fiction
Guy
Ponies: *Getting off the bus*
Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog
Guy, Harrison, and Tate
Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies
Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*
At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, によって a beige wall.
Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside 次 to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see あなた again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a 表, テーブル with Harrison* Do あなた want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell あなた some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to 表示する them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to 表示する them around. Why don't あなた enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do あなた want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 年 old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see あなた Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*
They walk out at the same time.
Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: あなた too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*
At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.
Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.
Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.
Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me ホーム for ディナー soon. *Replies to the text*
Half an 時 later
Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's ディナー on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did あなた do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do あなた want to work?
Guy: I've 与えられた it a lot of thought. あなた know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.
They began to eat their dinner.
Today was the 日 that Harrison was 表示中 the new students around.
Harrison: So, あなた two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided によって a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*
Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a 表, テーブル によって their selves.
Harrison: *Sitting 次 to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all によって their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies 次 to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do あなた think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first 日 here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.
Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.
Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to 移動する here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school 年 finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if あなた two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: あなた still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.
Back at Guy's 表, テーブル
Harrison: They 発言しました that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.
After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.
Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand あなた wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would あなた like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their コメント was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach あなた how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his 次 class*
After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait によって the secretary's desk.
Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. あなた must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: あなた may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*
They sat in front of Erik in his office.
Erik: Now, I understand あなた two are new here, but there are some things あなた need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: あなた were rude to somepony offering あなた to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are あなた sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did あなた get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course あなた don't. あなた want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do あなた want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend あなた for that. Don't come back tomorrow, または Thursday, both of you. If あなた ever bully Guy, または another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick あなた up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if あなた improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*
The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.
Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one もっと見る day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when あなた put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of あなた trying to bribe Principal Estrada.
Someone shouted their names.
Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.
Their names were shouted out loud again.
Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give あなた any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.
Back at home, Guy had hot イヌ for ディナー with his mom.
Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a シート, 座席 for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did あなた tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.
After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.
Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, 次 to a big window, where no one could hear them.
Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do あなた think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do あなた think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have あなた seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?
Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.
Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I 秒 that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.
Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.
When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.
Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* こんにちは Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking 宇宙 in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.
On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.
Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are あなた doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do あなた know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. あなた 発言しました あなた had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll 表示する you. *Puts in a piece of paper*
Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.
Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, または right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, または lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as あなた can from the school. Let them pay for the 情報源 of our income.
Master Sword: How did あなた get this?
Rio: I built it myself.
Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.
Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought あなた two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are あなた going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When あなた asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*
They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.
At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.
Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be フレンズ with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just 発言しました a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when あなた went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.
On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.
Harrison: こんにちは あなた two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about あなた two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do あなた mind if I ask あなた two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a ポニー I met named Guy. Do あなた know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're フレンズ with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.
Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.
Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a ポニー who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do あなた think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. あなた two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first ベル rings.
Harrison: There's a bad 尻, お尻 teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are あなた both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When あなた get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.
Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.
When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.
Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are あなた doing?
Master Sword: あなた don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.
During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.
Rio: How many pieces of paper did あなた get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the 次 step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.
Song: link
Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as もっと見る 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*
The 次 日
Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*
After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do もっと見る things, like get a parking 宇宙 so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking 宇宙 behind Guy's car.
Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to もっと見る teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the ウォール in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking もっと見る paper out from an empty classroom*
They made もっと見る money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.
The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.
Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that あなた have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did あなた talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are あなた going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a 日付 with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: もっと見る power to あなた then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.
Turning around, Guy, and his two フレンズ started heading back to Frenchtown.
Master Sword was with Rio at his house.
Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative コメント on his フェイスブック page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I 愛 it. Let's do it!
Song: link
On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed によって a black Chrysler 300.
The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but ロスト the last race, allowing Guy to take over.
Stop the song.
Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: あなた better クロス that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, あなた won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay あなた two. See あなた at school.
Camryn: あなた got it.
That night, Guy was in his room.
Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: あなた seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do あなた wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*
Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the 音楽 on this video: link
On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio 投稿されました over twenty terrible things on his accounts.
Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*
Why are あなた two bothering me? I haven't done anything.
Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*
Because あなた suck. Nopony likes you.
Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*
As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it 発言しました dear mom.
次 day, Guy was visiting Tate again.
Guy: Tate, how's everything going for あなた buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do あなた know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope あなた don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego ポニー towards a bridge, and pushes him off*
The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They 日 of The farewell February party.
Song: link
Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
ポニー 77: Hello あなた two. Did あなた arrive in one car, または two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
ポニー 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side によって side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* こんにちは ladies. あなた like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a バスケットボール, バスケット ボール from the bucket 次 to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: あなた know what else is nice?
Guy: こんにちは Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well あなた kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.
Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.
Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. あなた just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, あなた okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. あなた barely did anything.
Rio: What are あなた saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying あなた blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.
Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood 次 to her car.
Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see あなた later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: こんにちは Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do あなた want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*
They kept kicking him, but then...
Song: link
Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe あなた don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do あなた want me to do, huh?! あなた want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* こんにちは Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*
Stop the song
Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have あなた done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If あなた got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought あなた were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He 発言しました he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy 発言しました he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*
Song: link
Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a ポニー attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. もっと見る trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are あなた doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are あなた still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We ロスト him, but we'll find him.
Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link
It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.
Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear によって Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting 次 to a police ポニー driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad ポニー 2: こんにちは wait a second, there's a ポニー on 上, ページのトップへ of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad ポニー 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad ポニー 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*
Stop the song
Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad ポニー 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a ポニー just jumped off a bridge, and got hit によって our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad ポニー 2: Copy.
Guy's mom was at ホーム when she got a call.
Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!
She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. によって that time, five police cars, and an 救急車 were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.
Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.
Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck によって a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing によって the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital ポニー 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment あなた have for me.
Police ポニー 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried あなた wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would あなた do this?
The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.
Nikki: Ma'am, if あなた want, when they take Guy to the hospital, あなた can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.
Song (Start at 4:25): link
Hospital ポニー 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital ポニー 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the 救急車 as it takes off*
Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.
Cast of characters, and their creators
*Ponies from the 表示する playing as a different character
Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - Windwakerguy430
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog
With special cameo appearance によって Nikki West from Jade_23
Background characters
Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies
音楽 used
Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
あなた And I - Motion
愛 Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan 丘, ヒル
Special thanks to
Windwakerguy430 & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used によって Colgate for this ファン fiction
Chrysler for the cars used によって Guy, and Harrison for this ファン fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this ファン fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a ファン of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene
This ファン fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events または real ponies, living または dead is purely coincidental.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production, in association with WindWakerGuy430.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
The サークル, 円 comes from the right followed によって Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
Here are two trailers to other ファン fictions from SeanTheHedgehog.
Song (Start at 0:17): link
Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The 城 of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*
Stop the song
Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Schmidt, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a 表, テーブル in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A 星, つ星 Wars ファン Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*
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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either あなた let me know what's going on または there's only gonna be four.
Song (Start at 2:26): link
John & Morris: *Get on 上, ページのトップへ of a cable car from the 上, ページのトップへ of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the 作者 who brought あなた Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & フレンズ parody Trainz.
Stop the song
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are あなた talking about?
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole によって the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*
Stop the song
Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the サイドカー of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*
Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...
Song (Start at 2:45): link
Where Eagles Dare
Available now.
Also available from SeanTheHedgehog.
Song: link
Announcer: Everyone has dreams.
Dad: Like what?
Dale: Leaving your ass. *Stands up* Goodbye. *Walks away*
Announcer: And they will come true.
Dale: あなた knew that would happen. Didn't you?
Henry: Nope.
Announcer: All あなた gotta do.
Henry: *Shakes his head* I can't make a living working with assh___s like that.
Announcer: Is work hard.
Dad: I WANT あなた TO HAVE A JOB!!!
Lightning was seen going off behind him, with loud thunder.
Announcer: And don't let anyone get in your way.
Henry: What is this, kindergarten?
Diane: Would あなた like having someone tell あなた to shut up?
Henry: I'd handle it like an adult, and continue my work.
Skip the song to 1:05
Hyundai Man: *Turns left into a parking lot*
Henry: *Having thoughts about the store he worked at, which increases his anger. He floors it*
The loud engine of his 1977 Pontiac Grand Prix satisfied Henry, as he continued to speed down the road with anger spreading all around him. His eyes getting narrow as he continued to increase his speed, over 60 miles an hour.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A CokeTheUmbreon Production
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Henry Ranne in
Moving On
Also Starring CokeTheUmbreon as Dale O' Conner
Tammy, Diane, Michael, and Dale's parents as their selves
Henry's Parents as their selves
Henry: *Sees a construction crew with a チェリー picker, and slows down*
Construction Men: *Watching Henry come towards them*
Henry: *Passes the construction crew, and watches them. He turns left, and they are out of sight. He floors it again, going up to 60*
Erik Estrada as Craig Rogers
George Lopez as Tim Friella
Armie Hammer as Mickey North
Scott Caan as Max Mann
Scott Adkins as Steve Esposito
Scott Eastwood as himself
Oscar Isaac as Aaron Mikowsky
Henry: *Drifts on a left turn, and takes a deep breath* I needed that. *Slows down*
Announcer: Moving On.
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
Celebrating four seasons of MLPFIM!
MLPFIM is one of my お気に入り shows right now and to honor that and celebrate its four seasons I decided to write this article. I hope あなた guys like it!
Top Fifteen Best Episodes
15. Boast Busters
This episode introduces Trixie who has so far been in two episodes. Most ファン like Magic Duel more, but this one is a little better to me. I just really like Twilight in this episode and how she fights off the Ursa Minor. The first episode written によって Chris Savino.
14. Owl's Well That Ends Well
I guess a lot of people don't like this episode, but I think this is the...
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Top Fifteen Best Episodes
MLP Artwork
15. Boast Busters
This episode introduces Trixie who has so far been in two episodes. Most ファン like Magic Duel more, but this one is a little better to me. I just really like Twilight in this episode and how she fights off the Ursa Minor. The first episode written によって Chris Savino.
Shooting Stars
14. Owl's Well That Ends Well
I guess a lot of people don't like this episode, but I think this is the...
