マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS ポニー SCRIPT PART 3

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MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS ポニー SCRIPT PART 3

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD あなた HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL あなた SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS あなた TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY または WHATEVER YOUR ポニー NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER REGIONS OF EQUESTRIA
"SOON VERY SOON TWILIGHT SPARKLE あなた AND YOUR PONIES MAGIC WILL BE MINE FOREVER HAAAAAAAAA YES!!!

"BUT PRINCESS HOW DO あなた KNOW SHE WILL FALL FOR YOUR EVIL TRAP ?

"BECAUSE I KNOW TWILIGHT TOO WELL ?

IT'S MIDNIGHT AND EVERYPONY IS IN THEIR BEDS SOUND ASLEEP EXCEPT PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE TOO BUSY FOR HER フレンズ STUDING ALCHEMISTY MAGIC CAN BE ADVENTUROUS AND DOWN RIGHT DANGEROUS AT TIMES AS SHE IS TRYING TO FIND A BOOK ABOUT THE DARKNESS PONIES BUT ONLY GETS THE STORY OF HOW NIGHTMARE MOON WAS CREATED.

SPIKE- TWILIGHT あなた BEEN UP FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS あなた SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP NOW? TWILIGHT SPARKLE SLEEPY TALK- "SPIKKKE YYYOU SHHHHOULDN'T WORRY TTTOOO MUCH ABOUUUT MEEE I'M FIND <SNORE> !

虹 DASH- "AHHHH COME ON THAT WAS CHEATING あなた DOWN RIGHT TRY TO WING DIVE ME LIKE THAT あなた COULD OF KILLED ME NOT COOL GRAY DASH"!

RARITY- "YES HAAAA THOSE DRESSES HAVE FEELINGS NOW DON'T BE ABSURD IT'S FANCY CLOTHES THEY CAN'T COME TO LIFE NOW SCARITY IN FACT HERE'S YOUR ポニージャケット "!

"WHAT DID あなた DO TO ME ポニー I WILL KILL あなた ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE "?

PINKIE PIE- "SO CLOWN PIE HAVE A SMILING PIE IN YOUR FACE "! CLOWN PIE-"ARHHHHH あなた MUST DIE !!!

林檎, アップル JACK- "HEY あなた LOOK SO CUTE WHEN I EAT あなた "! "WHAT HOW COULD あなた NO EAT ME STAY AWAY FROM ME ".

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "IT'S TIME TO SEND あなた EVIL DARK PONIES BACK TO HELL !!! ARGGGGGHHHHH あなた MANE SIX I THOUGHT WE WERE FFFFFFFRIENDS !!!

SUDDENLY THE 5 EVIL MANE PONIES ARE SENT BACK TO HELL SO IT WOULD SEEM.

MYSTERIOUS PONY- "WELL WELL IF ISN'T ARE MAGICAL HERO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE I COME TO TAKE ALL あなた MANE SIX'ES MAGIC FOREVER AS I RULE PONYVILLE DIES AND YOUR KINGDOM FALLS TO IT'S GRAVEYARD INTO DARKNESS FOREVER! HAAAAAAAAAA I THE クイーン OF MY TOWN WILL BE WAITING FOR あなた ?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "NO NO あなた ARE あなたポニー I FEEL AS IF あなた ARE クイーン CHRYSALIS ?

"HAAAAAAAAAA GOODBYE !

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 4 !

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Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After mentioning things あなた should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: あなた know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where あなた can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...

Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 表示する that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank あなた everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank あなた very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...

Suicide Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help あなた officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. あなた know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...

Gran Turismo Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black コンバーチブル with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the コンバーチブル they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times によって a blue unicorn. He gets punched one もっと見る time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...

Gran Turismo Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted によって the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...

Warbonnet Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are あなた angry at me?
Jake: あなた owe me an apology for the way あなた talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are あなた getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: あなた quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...

Warbonnet Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....

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The Importance of Being You.

posted by btflash

Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 または something, idk), is that this club has ロスト its backbone. The 最近 year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....

Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Dark Times Equestria - Act II

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.

Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught によって ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.

"Who are you?"...

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Dark Times Equestria - Act I

posted by SomeoneButNoone

It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid あなた don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. クリスマス day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your 日 outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....

Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: フェイスブック

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Project GATE Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...

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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some 表, テーブル covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good 日 VOID. I never thought あなた will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah あなた see this. My project. フルーツ of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. あなた know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But あなた know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may 移動する body または stimulate brain. And this 秒 thing...

Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his まむし, バイパー passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...

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New Era : Reborn Afterimage.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful 日 huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that 日 too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. あなた know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There あなた are Stylo. I need あなた to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, あなた can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: あなた go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

The Cops Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over あなた two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't あなた dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. あなた know Kyle Jordan? The ポニー that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...

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The Cops Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The Silver Ballroom

Bevo, St. Foalis, July 9, 1996

It was 1 in the morning. Lewis, and Bob were sitting 次 to each other at one end of the bar, and Benjamin Guarino was at the other end, with four of his friends.

Benjamin: Hey, how are あなた two doing over there?
Lewis: Fine, fine.
Benjamin: Drinks all around.
Bartender: *Preparing drinks*
Benjamin: We're getting close to the end of the 20th Century. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!
Lewis: Yeah, the 21st Century is only a few years away.
Bartender: *Gives everypony their drinks*
Benjamin: Enjoy the drinks fellas!
Bob: Yeah, 上, ページのトップへ of the morning...

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バタフライ, 蝶 Effect - Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

12:32
Cafe.

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Slash - So why あなた called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do あなた mean?
Slash - If あなた make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One 狐, フォックス dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every 狐, フォックス for you!
Slash - Hm......