The marriage took place at my house.
ポニー 27: *Playing the organ*
Lewis: *Wearing a tuxedo, as he walks with Mackenzie*
Mackenzie: *Wearing a white wedding dress*
Bob: *Watching the wedding as he sits 次 to Shawn*
Shawn: I just hope that reverend doesn't mention Celestia.
Bob: Shawn, it's a religious thing, he has to mention her.
Shawn: Celestia's overrated. Religious assholes treat her like the fucking president.
ポニー 27: *Stops playing the organ, as Lewis, and Mackenzie are in position*
Reverend: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, for the marriage of Lewis Lee, and Mackenzie White. Will あなた take this mare to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Lewis: I do.
Reverend: And Mackenzie, will あなた take this stallion, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Mackenzie: Yes, I do.
Reverend: I now pronounce you, husband, and wife. あなた may kiss-
Mackenzie: *Pushes Lewis onto the ground, and has sex with him*
Reverend:... the bride.
Everything pauses in place as Lewis narrates
If あなた think I'm making this up, I'm not. As soon as we were married, we got it on right there, in front of fifty ponies. Shawn wasn't exaggerating when he told me that British mares were horny, and they still are today.
We had a happy life in the early 90's. I sold my 前 car, and bought a brand new Town Car. I also sold my house, which got me $67,000. もっと見る than enough to pay the mortgage for Mackenzie's house. Everything was great, but a couple of years later, this happened.
Bob: *Walks into a Wal-Mart*
On a TV being sold, a commercial was being played, and on the commercial, was a ポニー named Kyle.
Kyle: I have thousands of 映画 for あなた to rent. VHS, Laser disc, we got 'em both! Action, Comedy, Romance, what grabs your interest?Here, at Kyle's Video Store, we got it all. So come on down, and rent a movie!
Bob: *Spots Kyle in the TV section* There あなた are Kyle. Watching your own commercial?
Kyle: Oh Bob, so good to see you. あなた owe me twenty bucks.
Bob: Twenty bucks? What for?
Kyle: For the Laser disc あなた rented.
Bob: Kyle, I only had it for twenty minutes. あなた 発言しました there was no charge if I had it for less than 24 hours.
Kyle: Yeah, but there's a scratch on it.
Bob: The scratch was already there when あなた gave it to me. *Gets his walkie talkie* Lewis, Orion, come to my location ASAP.
Lewis: *Arrives with Orion*
Kyle: What is this?
Bob: We're police officers. Now, would あなた like to explain to me again, how I owe あなた twenty bucks, for a movie I rented, less than 24 hours ago?
Mare: *Talking on Lewis' radio* Officer Lee, please report, over.
Lewis: *Gets his walkie talkie* Lewis Lee reporting.
Mare: Your wife has an urgent message for you.
Mackenzie: Darling, I need your help!
Lewis: Okay, what's the matter?
Mackenzie: Our neighbor across the 通り, ストリート tried to sell me drugs. I told them no, but they forced me to take them, it was horrible!
Lewis: Okay, where are you?
Mackenzie: In the house.
Lewis: Do あなた feel okay, do あなた want to go to the hospital?
Mackenzie: I'm fine, but I'll feel better when あなた arrest those guys.
Lewis: Okay, I'm coming over. Bob, I gotta go.
Bob: Okay.
Lewis: *Leaves*
The neighbor lived によって himself, but today, he had two フレンズ with him, modifying a 1955 Chevrolet Bel Air.
Lewis: *Drifts left as he gets on his street, then screeches to a stop in front of his house. He gets out, and walks quickly to the neighbor*
Neighbor: With driving like that you'll get arrested.
Lewis: *Slams the neighbor's head onto the car*
Neighbor: Ow!!
Lewis: You're getting arrested friend! *Pushes him onto the ground, and kicks him four times* あなた know that mare あなた gave the drugs to? That was my wife! *Puts hoofcuffs on the neighbor* And I.. *Shows his police badge* ..am a police officer.
Neighbor: Oh fuck.. *Looks at the house across the street* Mackenzie!!! あなた slut!!! ONLY SLUTS ARE MARRIED TO POLICE PONIES!!!
Lewis: *Hits the neighbor* Shut up. *Walks him to the car*
As soon as he got out of jail twenty years later, he moved into St. Paul, Minnesota.
2 B Continued
ポニー 27: *Playing the organ*
Lewis: *Wearing a tuxedo, as he walks with Mackenzie*
Mackenzie: *Wearing a white wedding dress*
Bob: *Watching the wedding as he sits 次 to Shawn*
Shawn: I just hope that reverend doesn't mention Celestia.
Bob: Shawn, it's a religious thing, he has to mention her.
Shawn: Celestia's overrated. Religious assholes treat her like the fucking president.
ポニー 27: *Stops playing the organ, as Lewis, and Mackenzie are in position*
Reverend: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, for the marriage of Lewis Lee, and Mackenzie White. Will あなた take this mare to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Lewis: I do.
Reverend: And Mackenzie, will あなた take this stallion, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Mackenzie: Yes, I do.
Reverend: I now pronounce you, husband, and wife. あなた may kiss-
Mackenzie: *Pushes Lewis onto the ground, and has sex with him*
Reverend:... the bride.
Everything pauses in place as Lewis narrates
If あなた think I'm making this up, I'm not. As soon as we were married, we got it on right there, in front of fifty ponies. Shawn wasn't exaggerating when he told me that British mares were horny, and they still are today.
We had a happy life in the early 90's. I sold my 前 car, and bought a brand new Town Car. I also sold my house, which got me $67,000. もっと見る than enough to pay the mortgage for Mackenzie's house. Everything was great, but a couple of years later, this happened.
Bob: *Walks into a Wal-Mart*
On a TV being sold, a commercial was being played, and on the commercial, was a ポニー named Kyle.
Kyle: I have thousands of 映画 for あなた to rent. VHS, Laser disc, we got 'em both! Action, Comedy, Romance, what grabs your interest?Here, at Kyle's Video Store, we got it all. So come on down, and rent a movie!
Bob: *Spots Kyle in the TV section* There あなた are Kyle. Watching your own commercial?
Kyle: Oh Bob, so good to see you. あなた owe me twenty bucks.
Bob: Twenty bucks? What for?
Kyle: For the Laser disc あなた rented.
Bob: Kyle, I only had it for twenty minutes. あなた 発言しました there was no charge if I had it for less than 24 hours.
Kyle: Yeah, but there's a scratch on it.
Bob: The scratch was already there when あなた gave it to me. *Gets his walkie talkie* Lewis, Orion, come to my location ASAP.
Lewis: *Arrives with Orion*
Kyle: What is this?
Bob: We're police officers. Now, would あなた like to explain to me again, how I owe あなた twenty bucks, for a movie I rented, less than 24 hours ago?
Mare: *Talking on Lewis' radio* Officer Lee, please report, over.
Lewis: *Gets his walkie talkie* Lewis Lee reporting.
Mare: Your wife has an urgent message for you.
Mackenzie: Darling, I need your help!
Lewis: Okay, what's the matter?
Mackenzie: Our neighbor across the 通り, ストリート tried to sell me drugs. I told them no, but they forced me to take them, it was horrible!
Lewis: Okay, where are you?
Mackenzie: In the house.
Lewis: Do あなた feel okay, do あなた want to go to the hospital?
Mackenzie: I'm fine, but I'll feel better when あなた arrest those guys.
Lewis: Okay, I'm coming over. Bob, I gotta go.
Bob: Okay.
Lewis: *Leaves*
The neighbor lived によって himself, but today, he had two フレンズ with him, modifying a 1955 Chevrolet Bel Air.
Lewis: *Drifts left as he gets on his street, then screeches to a stop in front of his house. He gets out, and walks quickly to the neighbor*
Neighbor: With driving like that you'll get arrested.
Lewis: *Slams the neighbor's head onto the car*
Neighbor: Ow!!
Lewis: You're getting arrested friend! *Pushes him onto the ground, and kicks him four times* あなた know that mare あなた gave the drugs to? That was my wife! *Puts hoofcuffs on the neighbor* And I.. *Shows his police badge* ..am a police officer.
Neighbor: Oh fuck.. *Looks at the house across the street* Mackenzie!!! あなた slut!!! ONLY SLUTS ARE MARRIED TO POLICE PONIES!!!
Lewis: *Hits the neighbor* Shut up. *Walks him to the car*
As soon as he got out of jail twenty years later, he moved into St. Paul, Minnesota.
2 B Continued
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