マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Saten Twist Adventures: S3E4 PART 7

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posted by Canada24

Fluttershy: All servants of クイーン Chrysalis found in these woods must be... destroyed!

Twilight: Wait! We're not changelings! Me and Saten are ponies! (points at Spike) And he's a dragon!

Pinkie: A likely story! Do something dragonish!

Spike: [belches]

Pinkie: [wheezes] That works..

Fluttershy: The servants of Chrysalis will do ANYTHING to save their evil skins!

Zecora: Stop! If they are changelings we'll soon see. Though I think they're not what they appear to be.

Saten: (groans) Oh god, not HER again.

Twilight: (shushes him)

Saten: (groans annoyedly)

Twilight: Zecora! Please, あなた have to listen.

Zecora: (ignores her) Beneath this salve, no changeling hides, for it reveals the truth inside.

Pinkie: What does it mean?

Zecora: The meaning is far worse, I see, for it is we who should not be.

Twilight: I think I can explain.

Zecora: I'm sure あなた can, but let's not talk here. Chrysalis and her army will soon draw near!

Saten: あなた mean that giant bug lady, who was strangely kinda hot?

Twilight: Is that any girl that あなた DON'T find hot!?

Saten: ... Granny Smith, maybe

Zecora: Uhhh, anyway.. The changelings took over not long ago. Though I'll wager in your world that isn't so.

Twilight: Chrysalis and her army tried to take over Canterlot, but my フレンズ and I stopped her.

Zecora: Those フレンズ as あなた know them are not here

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh あなた from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this ポニー
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are あなた doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did あなた do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: あなた sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

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Princess Celestia, A Troll または Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will 表示するあなた them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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Dirty Harry Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: あなた see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do あなた think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, あなた there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a レポート of a ポニー trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...

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Pipsqueak and Luna: A Time Together pt. 1

posted by mariofan14

*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 秒 story of シンデレラ II: Dreams Come True. I hope that あなた will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 日 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, または just relaxing their 日 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other もっと見る often....

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case あなた are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 通り, ストリート to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ポニー get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ポニー was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the オレンジ stallion asked. "Our 次 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

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Discord is Back part 13......A キッス is the cure

posted by applejackrocks

Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are あなた waiting for? Stab me if あなた can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are あなた doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, あなた are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...

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raindrop dash prt2

posted by savana89

"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR フレンズ but i forgive あなた now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed あなた to do あなた need any help dashy"
"ya can あなた um(looks aroud) can あなた clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back あなた must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE あなた SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"

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Discord is back part 4........Continuing with Partners

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are あなた okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do あなた have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do あなた need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he 発言しました he was. Later, Score introduced her フレンズ to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...

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My thoughts about the toys.

posted by Alue26

Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 書く another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made によって Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This 表示する was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...

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Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Radiance

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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Awesome ポニー pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful 日 in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have あなた done?
Pete: You're...

虹 Choosing

added by ChibiEmmy

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 episode 6

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told あなた that あなた should......
Spike:Oh,why the 干し草, 乾草 don't あなた stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get あなた a mice hole,for あなた to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 2

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if あなた want,I can give あなた a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what あなた are passing!Do あなた have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as あなた want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...

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The Heist : Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - あなた may think how selfish and cold ポニー like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want あなた guys to do anything あなた want just get her 安全, 安全です to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank 次 doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. もっと見る info when あなた get to...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 10 FIN

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
-_--_---

Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is 木, ツリー that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but 木, ツリー fall under force*...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? あなた woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - あなた don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* あなた never was alone......