マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: My Little Pony: Zombies Part 11

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 12 is beginning

虹 Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

虹 Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that 回答 our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
虹 Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* あなた ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the 次 Hell Hound to come took down Twilight

Twilight: I have farren into darkness!
Applejack: *Kills the Hell Hound with her Galil, and revives Twilight*
Twilight: Even monkeys farr from trees.
虹 Dash: *Kills the 次 Hell Hound* Fuck あなた Fido!
Pinkie Pie: *Kills the 次 one with her Spas 12*
Applejack: Quick question. Why aren't we running?
Others: *Confused, they head back inside*
Hell Hound: *Following them, it's too far away to attack*
Twilight: Great thinking Apprejack. Maybe あなた are good for something after arr.
Applejack: Hardy har. *Switches to her AK47, and shoots the Hell Hound*
虹 Dash: *Leading the group into the theater. As they go to the teleporter, they see the Mystery Box* Twilight, we'll cover you.
Twilight: Arigato comrades. *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*

An RPK appeared

Twilight: *Takes the RPK, replacing the Olympia* I wirr 火災, 火 honor at them mightiry.
虹 Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Shooting two Hell Hounds at the same time*
Twilight: *Shoots the last Hell Hound* Back to nothing with you.

When the Max Ammo appeared, everyone reloaded all of their weapons

Applejack: *Gets the Max Ammo*
Sweetie Belle: Max Ammo.
Applejack: It is happy hour!

Round 12 is over.

Score

虹 Dash: 2420
Applejack: 710
Pinkie Pie: 5100
Twilight Sparkle: 1630

Kill count

虹 Dash: 121 (1 revive) (24 head shots)
Applejack: 74 (4 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 130 (2 revives) (101 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 92 (8 head shots) (Downed 6 times)

Round 13 will start in the 次 part

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Why Twilight Sparkle Should Be Equestria's クイーン

posted by Windrises

This might sound like a weird idea, but I think that Princess Twilight Sparkle should be the クイーン of Equestria. I think that Twilight Sparkle would be a better ruler than Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence.

Although Twilight may be younger she's a way better hero than the other members of royalty. I thought the other princesses were fine, until watching some of Lily Peet's YouTube reviews which changed my 閲覧数 on the princesses. Lily pointed out than when the villains come Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining Armor do nothing. Twilight and her フレンズ are the ヒーローズ that defeat villains....

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New Era : Reborn Episode 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to 表示する up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what あなた know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 4

posted by Canada24

Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: こんにちは Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead ポニー head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are あなた sure guys sure about this..

Saten: こんにちは we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all フレンズ here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but あなた don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....

Rarity and Princess Luna having お茶, 紅茶

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine ポニー is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't 移動する a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...

MLP Crossover

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The 歌うハート, 心 (prologue)

posted by fahmad27

Cover story done by ChaosQueen

Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple 城 stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and ピンク highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...

Trixe's funhouse remake, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie gently ran the ナイフ down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the ナイフ dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

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Awesome ポニー pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

ランダム ponies

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Don't Eat カップケーキ On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 通り, ストリート from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell あなた something.
Jeff: あなた look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if あなた don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill あなた two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

[SFM Ponies]: Season 5 Hype Train [Explicit]

added by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!

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マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜

On The Block Episode 15 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, あなた finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's クリスマス List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got もっと見る important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前 episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were もっと見る writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest クリーピーパスタ ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that カップケーキ has some of the greastest ファン動画 and ファン sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know あなた spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 2

posted by DragonAura15

"If there's anything あなた want to talk about... "

"If there's anything you want to talk about... "

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small スプリット, 分割 in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

Awesome ポニー pics

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