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Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than 虹 Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few 分 later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing 次 to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are あなた enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well 次 time Celestia is intoxicated, あなた should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than 虹 Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told あなた that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear もっと見る clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just あなた wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, 虹 Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some ウォッカ cupcakes.
虹 Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* こんにちは my blue amigo. How are あなた feeling?
虹 Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
虹 Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
虹 Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No あなた wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, あなた can go. *Walking away*
虹 Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
虹 Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did あなた get your wings healed によって Amtrak?
虹 Dash: Yes. I'm going ホーム now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
虹 Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: あなた have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards 虹 Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do あなた think you're going? *Blocking 虹 Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
虹 Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
虹 Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are あなた going to do?
虹 Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
虹 Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make あなた break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and 虹 Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: あなた wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into 虹 Dash.
虹 Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. あなた heard everything. あなた were spying on us.
虹 Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking 虹 Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two もっと見る stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now あなた blue brat. Didn't あなた see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
Song (Start it at 0:04): link
Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is 虹 Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take 虹 Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are あなた going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return 虹 Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, あなた must go save 虹 Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do あなた mean me go? あなた go, あなた have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that あなた were 虹 Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really 虹 Dash's friend, あなた will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend 虹 Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
2 B Continued
Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than 虹 Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few 分 later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing 次 to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are あなた enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well 次 time Celestia is intoxicated, あなた should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than 虹 Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told あなた that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear もっと見る clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just あなた wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, 虹 Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some ウォッカ cupcakes.
虹 Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* こんにちは my blue amigo. How are あなた feeling?
虹 Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
虹 Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
虹 Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No あなた wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, あなた can go. *Walking away*
虹 Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
虹 Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did あなた get your wings healed によって Amtrak?
虹 Dash: Yes. I'm going ホーム now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
虹 Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: あなた have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards 虹 Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do あなた think you're going? *Blocking 虹 Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
虹 Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
虹 Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are あなた going to do?
虹 Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
虹 Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make あなた break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and 虹 Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: あなた wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into 虹 Dash.
虹 Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. あなた heard everything. あなた were spying on us.
虹 Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking 虹 Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two もっと見る stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now あなた blue brat. Didn't あなた see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
Song (Start it at 0:04): link
Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is 虹 Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take 虹 Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are あなた going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return 虹 Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, あなた must go save 虹 Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do あなた mean me go? あなた go, あなた have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that あなた were 虹 Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really 虹 Dash's friend, あなた will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend 虹 Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
2 B Continued
Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Mojo
Jojo
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are あなた ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now あなた died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are あなた ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now あなた died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
Nutty
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this 虹 Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ポニー to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced によって Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this 虹 Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ポニー to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced によって Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting もっと見る of these soon. ^^
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
