(Warning: This rant contains swearing)
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If あなた couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 映画 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are あなた f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since バットマン is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" または "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is バットマン vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all によって critics. So DC decided to put バットマン in the 次 movie, making スーパーマン vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - スーパーマン doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - バットマン has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do あなた know who else is going to be in the バットマン vs スーパーマン movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are あなた juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If あなた couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 映画 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are あなた f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since バットマン is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" または "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is バットマン vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all によって critics. So DC decided to put バットマン in the 次 movie, making スーパーマン vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - スーパーマン doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - バットマン has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do あなた know who else is going to be in the バットマン vs スーパーマン movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are あなた juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are あなた ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now あなた died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are あなた ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now あなた died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this 虹 Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ポニー to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced によって Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this 虹 Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ポニー to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced によって Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting もっと見る of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her フレンズ captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" クイーン Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", 発言しました Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the 王位 room encased in green goo.
"Don't あなた see, Celestia? I already have." クイーン Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing あなた can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. あなた have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, ユニコーン and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat クイーン Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in あなた and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", 発言しました Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the 王位 room encased in green goo.
"Don't あなた see, Celestia? I already have." クイーン Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing あなた can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. あなた have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, ユニコーン and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat クイーン Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in あなた and your team's hooves!
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight または they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted によって the cute animals, they all had to hunt for 食 and that meant killing 動物 they all found 食 but not Fluttershy but the 動物 were her フレンズ so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........