尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn

Starring 虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of あなた that don't remember, the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 表, テーブル with Marisa* あなた really look like this mare I 日付 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for あなた to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.

As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.

Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did あなた care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: あなた just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless あなた have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!

Half of the audience started booing.

George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.

They were set up in a building across the 通り, ストリート from Union Station.

George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did あなた pick to be によって the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do あなた hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do あなた mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.

After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.

Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.

Back at the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn

Saten Twist: Since あなた didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, あなた each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn* Well, I'll see あなた guys later.
George: Where are あなた going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the 次 skit. あなた gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The 次 skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*

2 B Continued