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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her 机, デスク when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform あなた about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that あなた cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news あなた give me, is stupid. Last week あなた informed me that my mane was moving によって itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come あなた don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. あなた have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan 発言しました they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.

Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.

Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least あなた actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't あなた remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having あなた as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would あなた prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a 星, つ星 Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can あなた leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Four 分 later, Timothy arrived.

Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought あなた 発言しました this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: あなた want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important 質問 to ask you. Do あなた want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.

DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do あなた think it's better, または worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help あなた out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
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Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did あなた do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with...
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At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The ポニー that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant....
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Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave によって going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are あなた doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But あなた dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue...
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posted by elsafan1010
Mlp is a master at cloning and mystery. For example, Dr. Hooves thing. I am 書く an 記事 about him today. As we all know, Dr. Hooves is a 子鹿, フォーン ポニー with a brown mane. Dr. Hooves is an earth pony, so he can't fly または cast spells. But this situation is not always the same. Because in the episode called Sonic Rainboom, I noticed something. 虹 Dash was swapping her number for all the ponies to be last on stage. But when she was number five, the ポニー she changed her number to was Dr. Hooves. I have uploaded the picture to the article. あなた can see. This is definitely Dr. It was Hooves, his hair and skin, his eyes cute mark all the same. The only difference was that it appeared as a pegasus. Strange?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having 秒 thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need あなた to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: あなた need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten: *Enjoying 音楽 on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how あなた enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 次 day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did あなた know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask あなた to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are あなた ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do あなた know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that ポニー with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, あなた made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, または is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is または should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground によって eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn クイーン is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to 表示する あなた what I'm about to do. I'd 表示する あなた some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless あなた want two pictures in your video, it's もっと見る complicated...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
スラッシュ - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. 狐, フォックス used poison. But 秒 coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on 表, テーブル and points on 林檎, アップル pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can あなた be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the 林檎, アップル pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While 秒 part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster または something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...
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