Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 12: Jack Howitzer (A Grand Theft Auto Reference)
Sunny: *Walks to a track with Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: It's been years since I ran on this track.
Sunny: You've been here before?
Double Scoop: Oh no, I was just trying to create a flashback just for the hell of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: But it has been a long time since I have run around one of these things.
Sunny: Then in that case, I should be able to beat you.
Double Scoop: Now just because I haven't run around a racetrack in a while doesn't mean I can't be as good as you.
Sunny: Sure it does. It's called retirement.
Double Scoop: I hate retirement. They have crappy 食 there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Are we gonna race, または are we gonna talk about stuff?
Double Scoop: Can't we do both?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Double Scoop, and Sunny were ready to race each other on hoof.
Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right 次 to each other behind the starting line.
Double Scoop: あなた ready?
Sunny: Yeah.
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.
As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.
Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*
As Double Scoop starting going on the 秒 left turn, he decided to sing the song.
Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my 尻, お尻 there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.
Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The 次 scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right 次 to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running on 上, ページのトップへ of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!
The green screen falls down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up is a new skit called Golfing.
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 通り, ストリート corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 次 to Double Scoop*
Tom: もっと見る ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 次 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 12: Jack Howitzer (A Grand Theft Auto Reference)
Sunny: *Walks to a track with Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: It's been years since I ran on this track.
Sunny: You've been here before?
Double Scoop: Oh no, I was just trying to create a flashback just for the hell of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: But it has been a long time since I have run around one of these things.
Sunny: Then in that case, I should be able to beat you.
Double Scoop: Now just because I haven't run around a racetrack in a while doesn't mean I can't be as good as you.
Sunny: Sure it does. It's called retirement.
Double Scoop: I hate retirement. They have crappy 食 there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Are we gonna race, または are we gonna talk about stuff?
Double Scoop: Can't we do both?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Double Scoop, and Sunny were ready to race each other on hoof.
Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right 次 to each other behind the starting line.
Double Scoop: あなた ready?
Sunny: Yeah.
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.
As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.
Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*
As Double Scoop starting going on the 秒 left turn, he decided to sing the song.
Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my 尻, お尻 there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.
Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The 次 scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right 次 to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running on 上, ページのトップへ of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!
The green screen falls down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up is a new skit called Golfing.
Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a ポニー named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)