The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The 4th of July, 1925
Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.
Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the Colors(色) of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will あなた stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an オレンジ firework* That's nice.
Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many 映画 as they could.
Paramount ポニー 2: *Bringing swords from the リスペクト room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount ポニー 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy もっと見る easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do あなた have cotton in your ears?
Paramount ポニー 2: I don't know, but I can check for あなた right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the リスペクト room!
Paramount ポニー 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount ポニー 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount ポニー 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a ポニー that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount ポニー 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount ポニー 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount ポニー 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: あなた say produced, または distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount ポニー 5: Yes sir.
Two days at the MGM studio.
Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend あなた didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when あなた release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: 干し草, 乾草 is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell あなた something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The 映画 were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up 次 is a Princess Celestia skit.
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The 4th of July, 1925
Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.
Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the Colors(色) of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will あなた stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an オレンジ firework* That's nice.
Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many 映画 as they could.
Paramount ポニー 2: *Bringing swords from the リスペクト room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount ポニー 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy もっと見る easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do あなた have cotton in your ears?
Paramount ポニー 2: I don't know, but I can check for あなた right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the リスペクト room!
Paramount ポニー 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount ポニー 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount ポニー 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a ポニー that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount ポニー 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount ポニー 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount ポニー 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: あなた say produced, または distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount ポニー 5: Yes sir.
Two days at the MGM studio.
Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend あなた didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when あなた release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: 干し草, 乾草 is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell あなた something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The 映画 were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up 次 is a Princess Celestia skit.
But I had to go to my training. I was Luna's apprentice now and I was taking her class at Celestia's school for Gifted Ponies. I had to learn all I could. I put on my socks and my silver ネックレス I turned blue. I tried my best to brush my mane. I walked out of the room. I grabbed my bag and slid it on my back.
I thought to myself when I got to the school and saw the pretty alicorns walking in laughing with each other and making fun of unicorn, pegasuses, and earth ponies walking によって them.
Then I thought to myself "I'm a unicorn, I'm
Moon Dust"