尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn
Starring 虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A ポニー arrived at the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one もっと見る letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There あなた are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if あなた don't ma******te in that video, I'll 表示する everypony in here an embarrassing 写真 of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing 写真 is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: あなた know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are あなた talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are あなた accusing us of sending あなた that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if あなた want, we could protect あなた from whoever sent あなた that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know あなた guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted あなた guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for あなた in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: あなた could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting 次 to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench コート Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench コート ポニー 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench コート Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench コート ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench コート ポニー 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot によって trench コート pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench コート Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench コート Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his フレンズ aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: あなた weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did あなた get into my car?
Mercury: によって 人気 demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing あなた did 表示する up out of nowhere.
次 day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill あなた anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since あなた have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing 写真 I promised to bring in.
Marisa: あなた never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd 表示する it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Starring 虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A ポニー arrived at the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one もっと見る letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There あなた are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if あなた don't ma******te in that video, I'll 表示する everypony in here an embarrassing 写真 of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing 写真 is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: あなた know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are あなた talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are あなた accusing us of sending あなた that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if あなた want, we could protect あなた from whoever sent あなた that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know あなた guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted あなた guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for あなた in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: あなた could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting 次 to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench コート Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench コート ポニー 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench コート Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench コート ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench コート ポニー 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot によって trench コート pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench コート Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench コート Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his フレンズ aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: あなた weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did あなた get into my car?
Mercury: によって 人気 demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing あなた did 表示する up out of nowhere.
次 day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill あなた anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since あなた have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing 写真 I promised to bring in.
Marisa: あなた never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd 表示する it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.