尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring 虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run によって two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the 日 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.

Flashback

Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*

End flashback

Mercury: I need あなた to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, あなた either have her do that to あなた somewhere private, または don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: あなた mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.

Ranger: *Looking through ライフル scope, and hears his phone go off. He 回答 the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would あなた like to be annoyed によって an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would あなた like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming ライフル at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself あなた weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.

Back at the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn.

Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank あなた sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what あなた thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: あなた mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued

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