The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
And introducing new characters
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have あなた got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram.
Corporal Agarn: What does it say?
Sargent O' Rourke: I don't know. I don't understand morse code.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from-
Corporal Agarn: Hold it! We ain't finished yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hello gentlecolts. Have we got the letter yet?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah, but apparently the Sarge cannot read it.
Captain: Let me see it.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Gives letter to Captain Parmenter*
When the Captain recieved the letter, he got a papercut.
Sargent O' Rourke: Are あなた alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Oh yes, I think so. *Sees blood coming out of cut* That's not supposed to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Never mind that. What does the letter say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: It says that three ponies are moving into Fort Courage, and two of these ponies are going to be soldiers.
Sargent O' Rourke: How do あなた know that sir?
Captain Parmenter: I learned how to speak Morse Code in High School.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three new ponies arrived the 次 day.
Wrangler Jane: Howdy. I was thinking of opening a ショップ here.
Captain Parmenter: We could use some もっと見る stores on this fort. Go ahead.
Wrangler Jane: *Falling in 愛 with Captain Parmenter* Thank you.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. That was strange.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: What's your name Corporal?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Blind* It's Vanderbilt sir.
Sargent O' Rourke: あなた will be on the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Right away sir. *Goes to Captain's quarters*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Uh, Vanderbilt? You're going the wrong way.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Corporal Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Yes?
Corporal Vanderbilt: あなた got here really fast. I don't know why ponies think you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you, thank you.... Who says I'm dumb?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: I did.
Corporal Agarn: And might I ask why?
Corporal Duffy: Because あなた weren't with me to protect the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: None of us here were with あなた to protect the alamo.
Corporal Duffy: Then they were all dumb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ラッパ, バグル, ビューグル poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning あなた Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
And introducing new characters
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have あなた got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram.
Corporal Agarn: What does it say?
Sargent O' Rourke: I don't know. I don't understand morse code.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from-
Corporal Agarn: Hold it! We ain't finished yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hello gentlecolts. Have we got the letter yet?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah, but apparently the Sarge cannot read it.
Captain: Let me see it.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Gives letter to Captain Parmenter*
When the Captain recieved the letter, he got a papercut.
Sargent O' Rourke: Are あなた alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Oh yes, I think so. *Sees blood coming out of cut* That's not supposed to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Never mind that. What does the letter say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: It says that three ponies are moving into Fort Courage, and two of these ponies are going to be soldiers.
Sargent O' Rourke: How do あなた know that sir?
Captain Parmenter: I learned how to speak Morse Code in High School.
Audience: *Laughing*
The three new ponies arrived the 次 day.
Wrangler Jane: Howdy. I was thinking of opening a ショップ here.
Captain Parmenter: We could use some もっと見る stores on this fort. Go ahead.
Wrangler Jane: *Falling in 愛 with Captain Parmenter* Thank you.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. That was strange.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: What's your name Corporal?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Blind* It's Vanderbilt sir.
Sargent O' Rourke: あなた will be on the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Right away sir. *Goes to Captain's quarters*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Uh, Vanderbilt? You're going the wrong way.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Corporal Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Yes?
Corporal Vanderbilt: あなた got here really fast. I don't know why ponies think you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you, thank you.... Who says I'm dumb?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: I did.
Corporal Agarn: And might I ask why?
Corporal Duffy: Because あなた weren't with me to protect the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: None of us here were with あなた to protect the alamo.
Corporal Duffy: Then they were all dumb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ラッパ, バグル, ビューグル poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning あなた Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
