SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Guard: あなた must of been counting your blessings Chimney. あなた made bail.
Patrol board member: Do あなた believe, in your best judgment, that あなた have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like あなた can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, あなた let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out あなた two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? あなた look like a 子犬 that was chewed up によって an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, あなた look great.
Derpy: Look. We need あなた to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched あなた in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Guard: あなた must of been counting your blessings Chimney. あなた made bail.
Patrol board member: Do あなた believe, in your best judgment, that あなた have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like あなた can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, あなた let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)
Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out あなた two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? あなた look like a 子犬 that was chewed up によって an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, あなた look great.
Derpy: Look. We need あなた to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched あなた in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.
2 B CONTAINUED
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Pinkie's Ghost
It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost ポニー was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every 年 on the 日 of the accident, the ghost ポニー runs around ponyville, shreiking like a ロスト soul!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are あなた talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
Sean is back, and better than ever ;D
