This story takes place many years ago..


Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): こんにちは Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the クロス eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do あなた ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, あなた were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. あなた look unique. Just like あなた yourself.
Derpy: Wow.. No wonder あなた were rejected.. Say stuff like that.
Saten: I wasn't rejected.. It was.. A fairly resonance response.


CUT AWAY:
Saten: Hey.. Would あなた go on a 日付 with me!?
Glaze/WoodenToaster: (holding nailgun, as she was probably working on something) Ohh.. I would.. But I'm gonna be in the hospital all day.. *shoots herself in the leg and crawls away under extereme pain.
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: But anyway,. Just please don't tell your mom that this happened at my house.. She'll automatically blame me. Like she always dose..
Derpy: Fine. Whatever. Just as long as nobody makes fun of me.
Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes あなた look even stupider then before..
Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this ナイフ away (shows a パン knife).
Derpy: It goes in the キッチン silly (chuckles)
Saten: Thank yo-
*suddenly there was the rainboom, and as Derpy ran over to watch it, Saten had the explosion make him trip the ナイフ ended being stabbed into Reggie, and he fell down*
Derpy: こんにちは cuz did あなた se- OH MY GOD!!
Saten: I'm sorry!
Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID あなた STAB REGGIE!?
Saten: It was an accident!
Derpy: How can it be an accident!?
Saten: I'M SOR-


LATER AT A LOCAL BAR:
Saten: *on his third beer, but strangely still sober (for the most part).
Derpy: *anxiously pacing* Oh.. What if they find us!? I'm too cute for jail!
Saten: Try to keep your voice down.. And besides. They can't find us. We threw both the body and the ナイフ into the ocean.
Derpy: *still pacing* But there's always away.. Don't あなた ever watch those crime shows?
Saten: Relax.. Go ホーム and put マリファナ into some of your muffins.
Derpy: That's just it.. That's USUALLY how I would handle this type of saturation. But.. I'm just too frightened.
Derpy; We have to leave town.
Saten: Leave town?
Derpy: Pleease.. I'll make me feel so much safer.
Saten: Fine.. Anything for あなた cuz. But the only one who knows a good way to getta of town is Chimney Sheep.
Derpy: But.. He's in jail.
Saten: Then we just have to bust him out.. Besides. He was always so nice too me.


CUT AWAY:
Chimney Sheep: (throws Saten ウォール violently)
Saten: Oh, ho.. Now your gonna beat me up? That's exactly why I called あなた an asshole in the first place!
Sheep: SHUT UP! (violently beats him up).
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: Yep. We shared some good times.


TO BE CONTAINUED