It was a bright 日 in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their フレンズ were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two 秒 ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this ピンク one!" 発言しました the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." 発言しました the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has もっと見る conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but 虹 Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" 発言しました the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." 発言しました the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." 発言しました the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." 発言しました Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." 発言しました Applejack. Buttercup started to パンチ the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" 発言しました Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the 天使 do it."
発言しました Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." ストッキング said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles 発言しました to Twilight. "What?" 発言しました Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. 虹 and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, アップルジャック, applejack slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the ボーカロイド sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." 発言しました Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a 宇宙 station." 発言しました Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! あなた watch ポニー Wars too?" 虹 Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss ポニー Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" 虹 Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. ストッキング facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. ストッキング nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed によって herself. When they got there, they saw クイーン Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and 虹 Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. アップルジャック, applejack ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and ストッキング disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." 発言しました Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." 発言しました Applejack. Buttercup started to パンチ the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" 発言しました Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the 天使 do it."
発言しました Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." ストッキング said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles 発言しました to Twilight. "What?" 発言しました Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. 虹 and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, アップルジャック, applejack slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the ボーカロイド sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." 発言しました Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a 宇宙 station." 発言しました Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! あなた watch ポニー Wars too?" 虹 Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss ポニー Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" 虹 Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. ストッキング facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. ストッキング nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed によって herself. When they got there, they saw クイーン Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and 虹 Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. アップルジャック, applejack ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and ストッキング disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.
