Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.
Twilight: Man, from all of the 本 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because あなた know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV 表示する called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, または arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP ポニー 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
ポニー Soldier 46: Hey, あなた ストール, 盗んだ some of the ammunition for my gun!
ポニー Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
ポニー Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
ポニー Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP ポニー 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
ポニー Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
ポニー Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP ポニー 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
ポニー Soldier 46: I tried telling him about あなた guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what あなた were doing.
ポニー Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP ポニー 2: Smile. あなた could become famous.
ポニー Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed によって us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he ストール, 盗んだ it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were あなた 表示中 me? Can I go ホーム now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are あなた talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: あなた hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
2 B continued
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Twilight: Man, from all of the 本 I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because あなた know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.
On a TV 表示する called M*A*S*H, at least half of the episodes have ponies in the Military Police. They either find ponies going A.W.O.L, または arrest somepony for stealing military property.
One of our camera crews got permission to be in a Military Base, located somewhere in the southern region of Equestria.
MP Pony: I'm Seargent O'Neil, and this is my partner, Corporal Simpson.
MP ポニー 2: How are you?
MP Pony: We take a look at some of our military bases, and make sure that things run smoothly. We don't want anything bad happening to the soldiers. It's bad enough that they're in the army.
ポニー Soldier 46: Hey, あなた ストール, 盗んだ some of the ammunition for my gun!
ポニー Soldier 53: Yeah, well I'm a higher rank than you, private!
ポニー Soldier 46: Oh s**t, MP's behind us.
ポニー Soldier 53: I'm not falling for that. *Punches soldier*
MP Pony: Here we go. *Runs toward fight*
MP ポニー 2: *Follows*
Camera Pony: *Follows MP's*
ポニー Soldier 53: *Continues to fight*
MP Pony: Hey, stop the fight!
ポニー Soldier 53: *Gets up* Oh, sir. Thank goodness you're here. This private here was trying to assault me. The lower the rank, the dumber they are.
MP Pony: Actually Captain, we heard, and saw the entire thing.
MP ポニー 2: If you'll come with us, we're going to discuss this with your commanding officer.
ポニー Soldier 46: I tried telling him about あなた guys, but he wouldn't listen.
MP Pony: That's alright Private, get back to what あなた were doing.
ポニー Soldier 53: Hey, what's with that stallion carrying the camera?
MP Pony: He has permission to see what we're doing. This is all part of the job.
MP ポニー 2: Smile. あなた could become famous.
ポニー Soldier 53: Yeah, well maybe this will make me famous. F**k you!
Unfortunately, his fame has been destroyed によって us censoring a certain word he said.
We showed this video to some other ponies, and here's what they said.
Twilight: Man, that private was a b**ch. Why did the military police help him?
Fluttershy: The captain should have asked for the ammo before he ストール, 盗んだ it.
Rarity: It's things like that, which make me feel great for not being in the army.
Derpy: Wait. What were あなた 表示中 me? Can I go ホーム now? I'm supposed to be baking muffins.
Celestia: Well. I'm glad none of my soldiers fight like that.
Canterlot Soldier: Hey, watch where you're going!
Canterlot Soldier 2: What are あなた talking about?
Canterlot Soldier: あなた hit me!
Canterlot Soldier 2: I was nowhere near you! *Tackles soldiers, and fights him*
Celestia: *Not amused* I stand corrected.
2 B continued
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They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of あなた not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of あなた have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.