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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice 日 in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres. He was looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to having one of Applejack's famous 林檎, アップル pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few 分 later, 虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking によって Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
虹 Dash: Do あなた hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a 分 to hear the sound that あなた are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
虹 Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help あなた hear, that helps あなた see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
虹 Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
虹 Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting あなた over this 火災, 火 anyway.
虹 Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
虹 Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth ウォール breaking to me.
虹 Dash: Release Soarin, または else.
Kyle: あなた can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
虹 Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
虹 Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with 虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank あなた for saving me.
虹 Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call あなた beautiful, because あなた are beautiful. No doubt about it.
虹 Dash: *Blushing* あなた really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. あなた didn't do anything to help her.
虹 Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
虹 Dash: Can あなた excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
虹 Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are あなた 芝居 like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do あなた mean forget it?
虹 Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
虹 Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at 虹 Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced によって somepony else.
Screwball: Who is 虹 Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do あなた want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny あなた should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: 虹 Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
虹 Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
虹 Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
虹 Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One パンチ ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits 虹 Dash in the head with metal pipe*
虹 Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
虹 Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are あなた okay?
虹 Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. あなた captured Soarin. Now, *Starts 火災, 火 in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
虹 Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: あなた know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's バットマン 音楽 on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
虹 Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
虹 Dash: *Grabs metal rod* こんにちは Kyle, let's see how あなた like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
ランダム WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
虹 Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no あなた don't. *Pushes 虹 Dash away from Soarin*
虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
虹 Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party 大砲, キャノン at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On 秒 thought, surrender.
虹 Dash: Now, why were あなた trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much あなた like The Wonderbolts.
虹 Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
虹 Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're クーラー than me, and あなた always beat me in every battle we have.
虹 Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving あなた all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
虹 Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure あなた get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
虹 Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of 虹 Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 虹 Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice 日 in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres. He was looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to having one of Applejack's famous 林檎, アップル pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few 分 later, 虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking によって Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
虹 Dash: Do あなた hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a 分 to hear the sound that あなた are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
虹 Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help あなた hear, that helps あなた see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
虹 Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
虹 Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting あなた over this 火災, 火 anyway.
虹 Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
虹 Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth ウォール breaking to me.
虹 Dash: Release Soarin, または else.
Kyle: あなた can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
虹 Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
虹 Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with 虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank あなた for saving me.
虹 Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call あなた beautiful, because あなた are beautiful. No doubt about it.
虹 Dash: *Blushing* あなた really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. あなた didn't do anything to help her.
虹 Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
虹 Dash: Can あなた excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
虹 Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are あなた 芝居 like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do あなた mean forget it?
虹 Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
虹 Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at 虹 Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced によって somepony else.
Screwball: Who is 虹 Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do あなた want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny あなた should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: 虹 Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
虹 Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
虹 Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
虹 Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One パンチ ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits 虹 Dash in the head with metal pipe*
虹 Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
虹 Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are あなた okay?
虹 Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. あなた captured Soarin. Now, *Starts 火災, 火 in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
虹 Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: あなた know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's バットマン 音楽 on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
虹 Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
虹 Dash: *Grabs metal rod* こんにちは Kyle, let's see how あなた like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
ランダム WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
虹 Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no あなた don't. *Pushes 虹 Dash away from Soarin*
虹 Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
虹 Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party 大砲, キャノン at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On 秒 thought, surrender.
虹 Dash: Now, why were あなた trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much あなた like The Wonderbolts.
虹 Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
虹 Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're クーラー than me, and あなた always beat me in every battle we have.
虹 Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving あなた all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
虹 Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure あなた get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
虹 Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
