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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a ポニー dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help あなた with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do あなた mean によって that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did あなた ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did あなた ever realize that the reason they laugh at あなた is because of what あなた do?
Clown: What are あなた talking about?
Bob: They way あなた dress, what あなた do for a living, and some of the things that あなた do.
Clown: Are あなた suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank あなた Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This ポニー is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that コルト in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees コルト in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like あなた to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 年 old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that あなた think he hit あなた on purpose.
12 年 old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell あなた the truth, he didn't.
12 年 old: What are あなた talking about?!
Bob: あなた know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, または pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 年 old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 年 old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, あなた two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do あなた want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* こんにちは Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are あなた doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see あなた before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank あなた Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if あなた need anything else.
Howard: あなた don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. あなた don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and あなた know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see あなた when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to it.

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Ok. This is my first 記事 based on my opinion. If あなた want me to write another 記事 on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in 質問 right now: Cloppers

Yes あなた heard me cloppers. If あなた don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ポニー (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If あなた notice there is a clopper, why should that bother あなた in anyway? It's...
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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done によって Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No ポニー can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead によって 虹 Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead によって a ポニー named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead によって Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead によって John who somehow survived being killed によって a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead によって an alicorn named Fuku,...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure あなた are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like あなた and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? あなた just decided to skip our ディナー without telling me? Are あなた aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for あなた at a 表, テーブル with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want あなた to make フレンズ with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! あなた still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if あなた want to give me a 秒 chance または not. Starlight had to choose between あなた and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and レモン Heart. Offended によって Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make フレンズ on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his もっと見る serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If あなた upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I 発言しました no magic. あなた were supposed to do it によって hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if あなた hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make もっと見る sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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