Louis continued 書く his letter to another ポニー named Clint Eastwood.
あなた would be great フレンズ with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to 登録する the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.
Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: あなた knew this entire time, and あなた didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used most of the sand to make a sand castle.
Stylo: ..Where exactly did あなた make this sand castle?
In Pete's office.
Pete: *Looking at desk* I'll never understand how Orion keeps doing all these crazy things.
Back to the freight train.
Stylo: Oh. I see. Well, that's okay. There's some sand over there. Take over, and keep this thing going at five miles an hour. Do not go faster then that.
Orion: あなた got it.
Stylo: *Jumps out of train, and picks up sand* Now, I got to get this into the sander, and we should have enough, just in case we get wheel spin. *Flies towards 上, ページのトップへ of engine* Where is that sander?
Orion: Everything okay up there?
Stylo: Yeah, just looking for the sander. Get her up to 10.
Orion: I got it. *Driving train at 10 miles an hour*
Stylo: *Finds sander* There it is. *Puts sand in sander* How is everything?
Orion: No wheelslip so far.
Stylo: Good, let's keep it that way. *Gets back in cab*
You're probably wondering why Orion took out the sand from that engine. Well, I'll be もっと見る than happy to tell you. あなた see, most of his jobs kept getting switched around, too early in his opinion. So, he tries to get fired, because he thinks that if he quits, the government will kill him.
Orion: *Sees Percy, and Jeff fixing track によって the station* Can I ask あなた two something?
Percy: Sure.
Jeff: Go ahead.
Orion: Can I get fired for damaging the track?
Jeff: によって accident, または on purpose?
Orion: On purpose.
Jeff: Wait here, and let me talk to Percy. *Walks with Percy from Orion, and whispers* I think Orion has finally ロスト it.
Percy: I know. He wants to get fired so badly, that he'll endanger everypony's lives.
Jeff: Let's tell him a lie.
Percy: With pleasure. *Walks back to Orion with Jeff*
Orion: Well?
Percy: あなた can't get fired for damaging the track on purpose.
Orion: Aw man. Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. *Takes hammer*
Jeff: Oh no.
Orion: *Taking spikes out of tracks*
Percy: Stop him!
Jeff: What can we do?
Orion: *Taking もっと見る spikes out of the rails*
Pete: *On loudspeaker* Attention, everypony. The 次 passenger train will be stppping here in 30 seconds, and is heading Eastbound for Council Bluffs Iowa.
Orion: Perfect timing.
I think あなた know what happened after that. The train crashed, but Orion didn't get fired surprisingly. Pete tries his best to change Orion's mind on getting fired, and will help that crazy bastard do anything.
2 B continued
あなた would be great フレンズ with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to 登録する the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.
Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: あなた knew this entire time, and あなた didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used most of the sand to make a sand castle.
Stylo: ..Where exactly did あなた make this sand castle?
In Pete's office.
Pete: *Looking at desk* I'll never understand how Orion keeps doing all these crazy things.
Back to the freight train.
Stylo: Oh. I see. Well, that's okay. There's some sand over there. Take over, and keep this thing going at five miles an hour. Do not go faster then that.
Orion: あなた got it.
Stylo: *Jumps out of train, and picks up sand* Now, I got to get this into the sander, and we should have enough, just in case we get wheel spin. *Flies towards 上, ページのトップへ of engine* Where is that sander?
Orion: Everything okay up there?
Stylo: Yeah, just looking for the sander. Get her up to 10.
Orion: I got it. *Driving train at 10 miles an hour*
Stylo: *Finds sander* There it is. *Puts sand in sander* How is everything?
Orion: No wheelslip so far.
Stylo: Good, let's keep it that way. *Gets back in cab*
You're probably wondering why Orion took out the sand from that engine. Well, I'll be もっと見る than happy to tell you. あなた see, most of his jobs kept getting switched around, too early in his opinion. So, he tries to get fired, because he thinks that if he quits, the government will kill him.
Orion: *Sees Percy, and Jeff fixing track によって the station* Can I ask あなた two something?
Percy: Sure.
Jeff: Go ahead.
Orion: Can I get fired for damaging the track?
Jeff: によって accident, または on purpose?
Orion: On purpose.
Jeff: Wait here, and let me talk to Percy. *Walks with Percy from Orion, and whispers* I think Orion has finally ロスト it.
Percy: I know. He wants to get fired so badly, that he'll endanger everypony's lives.
Jeff: Let's tell him a lie.
Percy: With pleasure. *Walks back to Orion with Jeff*
Orion: Well?
Percy: あなた can't get fired for damaging the track on purpose.
Orion: Aw man. Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. *Takes hammer*
Jeff: Oh no.
Orion: *Taking spikes out of tracks*
Percy: Stop him!
Jeff: What can we do?
Orion: *Taking もっと見る spikes out of the rails*
Pete: *On loudspeaker* Attention, everypony. The 次 passenger train will be stppping here in 30 seconds, and is heading Eastbound for Council Bluffs Iowa.
Orion: Perfect timing.
I think あなた know what happened after that. The train crashed, but Orion didn't get fired surprisingly. Pete tries his best to change Orion's mind on getting fired, and will help that crazy bastard do anything.
2 B continued
