によって the 年 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the 年 that a ポニー found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called あなた here.
虹 Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest full of valuables worth at least 100,000 bits.
Rarity: What kind of valuables?
Pinkie Pie: Anything from Jewelry to diamonds.
Rarity: I'm in.
Applejack: If it's real, Ah'm in as well.
Fluttershy: I don't know.
Twilight Sparkle: We're all going, why can't you?
Fluttershy: It's not ours, and that's stealing.
虹 Dash: We're not stealing if someone left it in the ground.
Pinkie Pie: She's right. We must go now!
At the Manehattan docks Pinkie got her pirate crew set up.
Pinkie Pie: I shall drive the ship.
Applejack: Me, and Twilight will be the chefs.
虹 Dash: I will be captain.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN! I already chose the captain.
Twilight: Is it you?
Pinkie Pie: no.
Fluttershy: Is it any of these ponies? *points at background ponies & OC's*
Pinkie Pie: Nope. I chose someone that can get us out of nearly any situation.
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.
虹 Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
虹 Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
虹 Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.
The ボート then leaves Manehattan docks, heading for the island 30 miles away. Pinkie then decided to have every ポニー sing a song.
Lyra & bonbon: When the course is laid, and the anchors weighed. A sailor's blood begins racing.
Twilight: With our hearts unbound, and our flag unfurled.
Jade: We're on our way and off to see the world.
Everypony: On our way and off to see the world. こんにちは ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
Vinyl Scratch: Tough ponies are we!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea.
虹 Dash: Isn't there any place I can go without any ポニー singing? *flies away*
Snips & Snails: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Rarity: Every storm we ride is it's own reward
Applejack: And people die from falling overboard.
Everypony: People die from falling overboard. こんにちは ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails & sing!
Fluttershy: Sailing for adventure on something blue.
虹 Dash: really? I 愛 to see them cry when they walk the plank.
Derpy: I prefer to cut a throat.
Octavia: I 愛 to hang them high and watch their little hooves try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
虹 Dash: >:(
Octavia: Just kidding. It's a good life on a boat.
CMC: There are distant lands with burning sands. That call across the ocean.
Tourists: There are bingo games every fun filled day. With margaritas at the midnight buffet
Everypony: Margaritas at the midnight buffet. こんにちは ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
虹 Dash: Should have never gone!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main.
Pinkie Pie: The salty breezes whisper. Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I will find a lot, for me & all my friends.
Sean: The stars will be our compass. Wherever we may roam. And our mates will always be just like a family. And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Derpy: I really like this song don't あなた Dr. Whooves?
Dr. Whooves: Yeah it's cool.
Everypony: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown. こんにちは ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing bold and メリダとおそろしの森 and free!! Sailing for adventure
Applejack: It's so nauseating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Rarity: So exhilarating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Tourists: We are celebrating!
Everypony: On the deep blue sea!
The song ended, and Pinkie was going over roll call.
Pinkie: Applejack?
Applejack: Aye aye.
Pinkie: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: uuh. *raises hoof*
Pinkie: Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: Derp.
Pinkie: Dinky Hooves?
Dinky: derp.
Pinkie: Dead Dinky?
Derpy: *holds skeleton* Derp.
Sean: ?
Pinkie Pie: Vinyl Scratch?
Vinyl: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Headless George?
headless pony: *raises hoof*
Sean: !!
Pinkie Pie: Big fat ugly 子馬, 仔馬 eating mare?
Huge stallion: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Green hay?
Shredder: *plays guitar*
Pinkie Pie: Octavia?
Octavia: *glances at Shredder* aye aye.
Sean: Ok. Can I see every ポニー in my quarters?
At the captain's quarters
Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The ポニー that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are あなた from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So あなた created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.
Later that night.
Green hay: *playing kill the D.J.*
Tourists: *dance to music*
Rarity: How does someone dance to that?
Applejack: Ah don't know, but it sure does sound cool.
Rarity: How does it sound cool, when there's too much profanity?
Applejack: It just does. Where's the captain?
At my quarters
Sean: *looks at sky*
虹 Dash: Hi Sean.
Sean: こんにちは Dash, and Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are あなた doing in here? The party is out there.
Sean: I'm just relaxing, remembering those battles we've gone through before.
Pinkie Pie: Which one are あなた thinking about now?
Sean: The fight for Stalliongrad.
Seventeen years 前
Stalliongrad December 30, 2014
Discord: If I can't have stalliongrad no one can.
Sean: Dash carry us up there.
虹 Dash: Ok, hang on *flies up*
Discord: Now.
Blaze: *drops bomb*
虹 Dash: *kicks bomb into air*
ポニー alliance: *cheers*
Applejack: Lets get on!
Sean: Give up Discord.
Discord: No. あなた may have destroyed my bomb, but I have another.
Sean: Chaos control!
Now we are in another city.
Blaze: あなた idiot. あなた took us back to Manehattan.
Sean: Oh damnit! *looks out window*
Applejack: What is it?
Sean: I think あなた mean Manhattan.
Blaze: *Looks at Brooklyn Bridge*
Discord: What is that?
Blaze: *sets hands on fire*
Sean: Get down!
Blaze: *throws fire*
虹 Dash: *fights Discord*
Applejack: We're gonna hit the bridge!
Blaze: *hits Sean*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
虹 Dash: *K.O's Discord*
Sean: *throws Blaze onto bridge*
Blaze: あなた think あなた can kill me?
虹 Dash: *grabs axe*
Applejack: *runs toward Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes Applejack*
Sean: A.J! *grabs Applejack*
虹 Dash: *swings axe*
Blaze: *grabs axe, and sets 虹 Dash on fire*
虹 Dash: *falls* AAAA
Sean: NO!
Blaze: *nearly hits me*
Sean: Hang on!
Applejack: *holds on to bridge*
Blaze: *pushes me*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *kicks Applejack*
Applejack: *screams*
Blaze: I can't believe your helping these pussies.
Sean: They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things.
Blaze: They're all fucking lame.
Discord: *wakes up* what the..?
Sean: GO TO HELL!! *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes me toward cable*
Sean: *grabs cable*
Blaze: *hits cable 5 times*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *hits me with axe*
Sean: *pushes Blaze*
Blaze: *loses footing*
Discord: *watches in horror*
Blaze: *tries to get back up*
Discord: Blaze! Blaze!!
Blaze: *laughs and falls off bridge*
Back to today.
Sean: Such a terrible time.
虹 Dash: Both of us nearly died.
Sean: アップルジャック, applejack risked her neck to save you. I'm surprised she survived the fall.
Pinkie Pie: Are we going to talk about our past または are we gonna party?!
Sean: Party!!
Rarity & アップルジャック, applejack were having a conversation when...
Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap アップルジャック, applejack & Rarity*
Sean: こんにちは Dash can あなた get アップルジャック, applejack for me?
虹 Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist ポニー 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.
Inside the ship
Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are あなた gonna do to me? Why do あなた hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set あなた on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
虹 Dash: こんにちは Applejack? Sean wants あなた to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
虹 Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?
虹 Dash brought the traitors to be punished.
Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: 虹 Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea あなた give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order あなた to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a 安全, 安全です spot for this.
虹 Dash: *locks map in safe*
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.
Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT キャビン FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: キャビン FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every ポニー sing! I've got キャビン fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got キャビン fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got キャビン fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got キャビン fever, we've ロスト what sense we had! We've got キャビン fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner によって the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail または sink. スイング yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got キャビン fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, または buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got キャビン fever, I think I ロスト my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: キャビン fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten 秒 flat* キャビン fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.
Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.
Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are あなた talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.
Twilight: あなた two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. あなた better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't あなた use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting あなた guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist ポニー 4: *drives jetski past boat* How much longer?
Tourist ポニー 2: Keep going! Don't stop towing me.
Tourist ポニー 4: I'm getting low on fuel!
That night on the island
Pinkie Pie: あなた kidnapped me?
Twilight: Yes I did. Now あなた work for me.
Pinkie Pie: But I thought we were friends!
Twilight: Who would want to be フレンズ with you? Give us the treasure map.
Pinkie Pie: I don't have it.
Twilight: Well then I'll get it, and kill everyone onboard.
Derpy: Doesn't she remember?
Twilight: No. I'll be right back. *teleports*
Sean: Hi Twilight, have あなた seen Pinkie Pie anywhere? And where did あなた come from?
Twilight: *Hits Sean* Where's the treasure map?
Sean: あなた just hit me. Why should I tell you?
虹 Dash: Is everything ok here?
Twilight: *Shoots 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Ow. What was that for? *kills Twilight*
Sean: Are あなた alright?
虹 Dash: My head nearly got shot off, and your asking me if I'm alright?
Sean: Take it easy, Rarity'll get it fixed.
Back at the island
Pinkie Pie: So when did Twilight say she'd get back?
Octavia: I'm not sure. Why don't あなた take us to the treasure?
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head no*
Derpy: Do it または あなた die.
Pinkie Pie: Allright I'll help you.
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.
Pinkie Pie: This is fake. あなた just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.
But she did. 虹 Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.
Pinkie Pie: Danke 虹 Dash.
虹 Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close to the island.
Pinkie Pie: Why didn't あなた say something? Land ho!
Applejack: We're there already?
Tourist ポニー 3: Line up in a single file line, and watch the ponies reenact a fight scene.
Pinkie Pie: This is not a reenactment!
Tourist pony1: They really take this seriously.
Back on the island.
Derpy: She's gone!
Octavia: Well then. Let's find her.
Cursed pony23: There's a ship! *runs off*
Cursed ポニー 42: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Octavia: Come back あなた cowards!
Rarity: I just remembered Twilight's dead.
Sean: Everypony get ready. *grabs sword*
Derpy: *shoots rocket launcher*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Pinkie Pie: *dodges missile*
虹 Dash: Good work. Now lets fight them for the treasure.
Octavia: Fight あなた basterds!
Cursed pony11: *fights Pinkie Pie*
Fenix: I'm calling the military.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Sean: *kills cursed pony* Just like old times eh?
虹 Dash: *blocks attack* Eeyup
Big Mac: That's mah line. *shoots at 虹 Dash*
Sean: *blocks shots* Where's Octavia?
Octavia: Right here.
Sean: Lets duel, shall we?
Octavia: *hits sword*
Sean: *kicks Octavia*
Octavia: Oh. *swings sword*
Sean: *blocks attack* Let's see how あなた like being attacked. *attacks Octavia*
Tourist ponies: Sean sean, he's our stallion. If he can't do it no one can.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog.
Octavia: *slices my hand off*
Sean: aah! *hits Octavia*
Octavia: Easy! I might have to kill you.
虹 Dash: Kill Sean the hedgehog, and you'll have to kill me.
Rarity: Kill 虹 Dash then あなた have to kill me
Pinkie Pie: Kill Rarity, and you'll have to go through us.
Applejack: Kill アップルジャック, applejack & Gummie, then あなた have to kill me.
Fenix: The german army is here.
Octavia: Fine. I surrender.
And so we locked up Octavia & her entire team. Then we found the treasure, it was worth over 100,000 bits. But then.
Octavia: *gets on boat*
Pinkie Pie: What are あなた doing?
Octavia: Stealing all your treasure.
Pinkie Pie: How'd あなた get out?
Octavia: Magic.
Twilight: I freed her. But now, I have to finish what I've started *Kills Octavia*
Pinkie Pie: あなた were on my side after all.
Twilight: No I'm not. I only killed her, because she failed.
Pinkie Pie: あなた died earlier.
Twilight: Rarity brought me back to life, thinking I changed my ways.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know why you're going against me though.
Twilight: I need that money もっと見る then あなた do. I am a princess after all.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what this is all about? あなた being a princess?
Twilight: I deserve it もっと見る then あなた do.
Pinkie Pie: Ok then *K.O's Twilight*
Sean: What are あなた going to do now?
Pinkie Pie: Put her back in jail.
Sean: She'll get out again.
Pinkie Pie: No she won't trust me.
The 次 日 Twilight woke up to find that she was no longer an alicorn, and could no longer be a princess. She fucked up big time, but learned her lesson. Despite this, things were going to get worse for her, but that's another story.
The End.
Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called あなた here.
虹 Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest full of valuables worth at least 100,000 bits.
Rarity: What kind of valuables?
Pinkie Pie: Anything from Jewelry to diamonds.
Rarity: I'm in.
Applejack: If it's real, Ah'm in as well.
Fluttershy: I don't know.
Twilight Sparkle: We're all going, why can't you?
Fluttershy: It's not ours, and that's stealing.
虹 Dash: We're not stealing if someone left it in the ground.
Pinkie Pie: She's right. We must go now!
At the Manehattan docks Pinkie got her pirate crew set up.
Pinkie Pie: I shall drive the ship.
Applejack: Me, and Twilight will be the chefs.
虹 Dash: I will be captain.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN! I already chose the captain.
Twilight: Is it you?
Pinkie Pie: no.
Fluttershy: Is it any of these ponies? *points at background ponies & OC's*
Pinkie Pie: Nope. I chose someone that can get us out of nearly any situation.
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.
虹 Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
虹 Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
虹 Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.
The ボート then leaves Manehattan docks, heading for the island 30 miles away. Pinkie then decided to have every ポニー sing a song.
Lyra & bonbon: When the course is laid, and the anchors weighed. A sailor's blood begins racing.
Twilight: With our hearts unbound, and our flag unfurled.
Jade: We're on our way and off to see the world.
Everypony: On our way and off to see the world. こんにちは ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
Vinyl Scratch: Tough ponies are we!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea.
虹 Dash: Isn't there any place I can go without any ポニー singing? *flies away*
Snips & Snails: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Rarity: Every storm we ride is it's own reward
Applejack: And people die from falling overboard.
Everypony: People die from falling overboard. こんにちは ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails & sing!
Fluttershy: Sailing for adventure on something blue.
虹 Dash: really? I 愛 to see them cry when they walk the plank.
Derpy: I prefer to cut a throat.
Octavia: I 愛 to hang them high and watch their little hooves try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
虹 Dash: >:(
Octavia: Just kidding. It's a good life on a boat.
CMC: There are distant lands with burning sands. That call across the ocean.
Tourists: There are bingo games every fun filled day. With margaritas at the midnight buffet
Everypony: Margaritas at the midnight buffet. こんにちは ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing.
虹 Dash: Should have never gone!
Everypony: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main.
Pinkie Pie: The salty breezes whisper. Who knows what lies ahead? I just know I will find a lot, for me & all my friends.
Sean: The stars will be our compass. Wherever we may roam. And our mates will always be just like a family. And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Derpy: I really like this song don't あなた Dr. Whooves?
Dr. Whooves: Yeah it's cool.
Everypony: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown. こんにちは ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing bold and メリダとおそろしの森 and free!! Sailing for adventure
Applejack: It's so nauseating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Rarity: So exhilarating
Everypony: Sailing for adventure
Tourists: We are celebrating!
Everypony: On the deep blue sea!
The song ended, and Pinkie was going over roll call.
Pinkie: Applejack?
Applejack: Aye aye.
Pinkie: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: uuh. *raises hoof*
Pinkie: Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: Derp.
Pinkie: Dinky Hooves?
Dinky: derp.
Pinkie: Dead Dinky?
Derpy: *holds skeleton* Derp.
Sean: ?
Pinkie Pie: Vinyl Scratch?
Vinyl: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Headless George?
headless pony: *raises hoof*
Sean: !!
Pinkie Pie: Big fat ugly 子馬, 仔馬 eating mare?
Huge stallion: Aye.
Pinkie Pie: Green hay?
Shredder: *plays guitar*
Pinkie Pie: Octavia?
Octavia: *glances at Shredder* aye aye.
Sean: Ok. Can I see every ポニー in my quarters?
At the captain's quarters
Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The ポニー that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are あなた from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So あなた created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.
Later that night.
Green hay: *playing kill the D.J.*
Tourists: *dance to music*
Rarity: How does someone dance to that?
Applejack: Ah don't know, but it sure does sound cool.
Rarity: How does it sound cool, when there's too much profanity?
Applejack: It just does. Where's the captain?
At my quarters
Sean: *looks at sky*
虹 Dash: Hi Sean.
Sean: こんにちは Dash, and Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are あなた doing in here? The party is out there.
Sean: I'm just relaxing, remembering those battles we've gone through before.
Pinkie Pie: Which one are あなた thinking about now?
Sean: The fight for Stalliongrad.
Seventeen years 前
Stalliongrad December 30, 2014
Discord: If I can't have stalliongrad no one can.
Sean: Dash carry us up there.
虹 Dash: Ok, hang on *flies up*
Discord: Now.
Blaze: *drops bomb*
虹 Dash: *kicks bomb into air*
ポニー alliance: *cheers*
Applejack: Lets get on!
Sean: Give up Discord.
Discord: No. あなた may have destroyed my bomb, but I have another.
Sean: Chaos control!
Now we are in another city.
Blaze: あなた idiot. あなた took us back to Manehattan.
Sean: Oh damnit! *looks out window*
Applejack: What is it?
Sean: I think あなた mean Manhattan.
Blaze: *Looks at Brooklyn Bridge*
Discord: What is that?
Blaze: *sets hands on fire*
Sean: Get down!
Blaze: *throws fire*
虹 Dash: *fights Discord*
Applejack: We're gonna hit the bridge!
Blaze: *hits Sean*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
虹 Dash: *K.O's Discord*
Sean: *throws Blaze onto bridge*
Blaze: あなた think あなた can kill me?
虹 Dash: *grabs axe*
Applejack: *runs toward Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes Applejack*
Sean: A.J! *grabs Applejack*
虹 Dash: *swings axe*
Blaze: *grabs axe, and sets 虹 Dash on fire*
虹 Dash: *falls* AAAA
Sean: NO!
Blaze: *nearly hits me*
Sean: Hang on!
Applejack: *holds on to bridge*
Blaze: *pushes me*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *kicks Applejack*
Applejack: *screams*
Blaze: I can't believe your helping these pussies.
Sean: They're not pussies! All of them do amazing things.
Blaze: They're all fucking lame.
Discord: *wakes up* what the..?
Sean: GO TO HELL!! *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *pushes me toward cable*
Sean: *grabs cable*
Blaze: *hits cable 5 times*
Sean: *hits Blaze*
Blaze: *hits me with axe*
Sean: *pushes Blaze*
Blaze: *loses footing*
Discord: *watches in horror*
Blaze: *tries to get back up*
Discord: Blaze! Blaze!!
Blaze: *laughs and falls off bridge*
Back to today.
Sean: Such a terrible time.
虹 Dash: Both of us nearly died.
Sean: アップルジャック, applejack risked her neck to save you. I'm surprised she survived the fall.
Pinkie Pie: Are we going to talk about our past または are we gonna party?!
Sean: Party!!
Rarity & アップルジャック, applejack were having a conversation when...
Rarity: We have 20 miles to go until we get to that island.
Applejack: Ah hope all this isn't for nothing.
Rarity: Pinkie is being serious about this.
Applejack: Since when did she take things seriously?
Derpy & Octavia: *kidnap アップルジャック, applejack & Rarity*
Sean: こんにちは Dash can あなた get アップルジャック, applejack for me?
虹 Dash: Sure.
Pinkie Pie: Good, cuz he's busy helping with the tourists.
Tourist ポニー 33: I need a hotdog.
Sean: Coming right up.
Inside the ship
Octavia: What are we going to do with you?
Derpy: I know *farts on Applejack*
Applejack: oh man that smells bad.
Octavia: Other then that?
Derpy: Hmm. Get Rarity.
Rarity: What are あなた gonna do to me? Why do あなた hate me? I'm british just like you.
Octavia: Get the ropes.
Derpy: *ties Rarity*
Octavia: *spins wheel*
Rarity: Whoa. I'm getting taller. This feels great!
Octavia: It's not working. Get that torch.
Derpy: *grabs torch*
Applejack: What are ya'll gonna do?
Derpy: We're going to set あなた on fire.
Applejack: NO! Ah don't wanna be set on fire! Ah'm already orange!
虹 Dash: こんにちは Applejack? Sean wants あなた to-
Octavia: ooh.
Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins!
虹 Dash: You're trying to kill my friends. How dare you!?
虹 Dash brought the traitors to be punished.
Sean: Hhhm.
Octavia: (Don't lock us up)
Sean: 虹 Dash, lock up these two for the remainder of the voyage!
Octavia: Fuuuck!
Derpy: *cries* Why is this happening? I just don't know what went wrong!
Octavia: Shut up!
Rarity: How am I going back to my normal size?
Twilight: With magic *performs spell*
Rarity: I'm going to miss being tall, but it was very hard to deal with.
Sean: Pinkie, I think it's a good idea あなた give me the map after what just happened.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Sean: I didn't wanna have to do this, but as captain I order あなた to give me the map.
Pinkie Pie: *gives map*
Sean: Dash, find a 安全, 安全です spot for this.
虹 Dash: *locks map in safe*
It's been 5 days since we've been in the sea. We're halfway there, but the wind has stopped, and now everyone is bored, hungry, and thirsty.
Fluttershy: What do we do?
Vinyl Scratch: I don't know. *inhales* I'VE GOT キャビン FEVER!!
Jade: Ah got it to
Everypony: キャビン FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: Every ポニー sing! I've got キャビン fever, it's burning through my brain
Snips: I've got キャビン fever it's driving me insane.
Everypony: We've got キャビン fever, we're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas.
Dr. Whooves: Ariba
Dinky: *playing maracas*
Everypony: We've got キャビン fever, we've ロスト what sense we had! We've got キャビン fever, we're all going mad!
Applejack: Grab yer partner によって the ears, lash him to the wheel. Do si do step on their hoof, and listen to him squeal. Allemende left, allemende right it's time to sail または sink. スイング yer partner over the side, and drop him in the drink. *throws Twilight overboard*
Rarity: We've got キャビン fever
Doughnut Joe: No if's and, または buts.
Rarity: We're disoriented
Doughnut Joe: And demented, and a little nuts.
Pinkie & Fenix: Ach du liebe, Vriendscoupe bus. Sauerbraten weiner schnitzel, und wunderbar.
German military: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side.
Sean: Und then it died.
Boris: I've got キャビン fever, I think I ロスト my grip.
Charleen: I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
Huge stallion: I was floating neath the tropic moon. And dreaming of a blue lagoon. Now I'm as crazy as a loon.
Everypony: キャビン fever has ravaged all aboard! This once proud vessel has become a floating physco ward! We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where, and now though we're all here we're not all there *goes crazy for ten 秒 flat* キャビン fever yeah!
Twilight: Look! The wind has returned! We're moving again.
Let's go back to Derpy & Octavia in jail.
Octavia: Somepony get me out of here!!
Derpy: What was that song just being played?
Octavia: What are あなた talking about?
Derpy: It was something like, Kevin fever yeah.
Twilight: Let's go. We have to get the treasure.
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.
Twilight: あなた two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. あなた better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't あなた use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting あなた guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist ポニー 4: *drives jetski past boat* How much longer?
Tourist ポニー 2: Keep going! Don't stop towing me.
Tourist ポニー 4: I'm getting low on fuel!
That night on the island
Pinkie Pie: あなた kidnapped me?
Twilight: Yes I did. Now あなた work for me.
Pinkie Pie: But I thought we were friends!
Twilight: Who would want to be フレンズ with you? Give us the treasure map.
Pinkie Pie: I don't have it.
Twilight: Well then I'll get it, and kill everyone onboard.
Derpy: Doesn't she remember?
Twilight: No. I'll be right back. *teleports*
Sean: Hi Twilight, have あなた seen Pinkie Pie anywhere? And where did あなた come from?
Twilight: *Hits Sean* Where's the treasure map?
Sean: あなた just hit me. Why should I tell you?
虹 Dash: Is everything ok here?
Twilight: *Shoots 虹 Dash*
虹 Dash: Ow. What was that for? *kills Twilight*
Sean: Are あなた alright?
虹 Dash: My head nearly got shot off, and your asking me if I'm alright?
Sean: Take it easy, Rarity'll get it fixed.
Back at the island
Pinkie Pie: So when did Twilight say she'd get back?
Octavia: I'm not sure. Why don't あなた take us to the treasure?
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head no*
Derpy: Do it または あなた die.
Pinkie Pie: Allright I'll help you.
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.
Pinkie Pie: This is fake. あなた just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.
But she did. 虹 Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.
Pinkie Pie: Danke 虹 Dash.
虹 Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close to the island.
Pinkie Pie: Why didn't あなた say something? Land ho!
Applejack: We're there already?
Tourist ポニー 3: Line up in a single file line, and watch the ponies reenact a fight scene.
Pinkie Pie: This is not a reenactment!
Tourist pony1: They really take this seriously.
Back on the island.
Derpy: She's gone!
Octavia: Well then. Let's find her.
Cursed pony23: There's a ship! *runs off*
Cursed ポニー 42: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Octavia: Come back あなた cowards!
Rarity: I just remembered Twilight's dead.
Sean: Everypony get ready. *grabs sword*
Derpy: *shoots rocket launcher*
Sean: LOOK OUT!!
Pinkie Pie: *dodges missile*
虹 Dash: Good work. Now lets fight them for the treasure.
Octavia: Fight あなた basterds!
Cursed pony11: *fights Pinkie Pie*
Fenix: I'm calling the military.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Sean: *kills cursed pony* Just like old times eh?
虹 Dash: *blocks attack* Eeyup
Big Mac: That's mah line. *shoots at 虹 Dash*
Sean: *blocks shots* Where's Octavia?
Octavia: Right here.
Sean: Lets duel, shall we?
Octavia: *hits sword*
Sean: *kicks Octavia*
Octavia: Oh. *swings sword*
Sean: *blocks attack* Let's see how あなた like being attacked. *attacks Octavia*
Tourist ponies: Sean sean, he's our stallion. If he can't do it no one can.
Sean: I'm a hedgehog.
Octavia: *slices my hand off*
Sean: aah! *hits Octavia*
Octavia: Easy! I might have to kill you.
虹 Dash: Kill Sean the hedgehog, and you'll have to kill me.
Rarity: Kill 虹 Dash then あなた have to kill me
Pinkie Pie: Kill Rarity, and you'll have to go through us.
Applejack: Kill アップルジャック, applejack & Gummie, then あなた have to kill me.
Fenix: The german army is here.
Octavia: Fine. I surrender.
And so we locked up Octavia & her entire team. Then we found the treasure, it was worth over 100,000 bits. But then.
Octavia: *gets on boat*
Pinkie Pie: What are あなた doing?
Octavia: Stealing all your treasure.
Pinkie Pie: How'd あなた get out?
Octavia: Magic.
Twilight: I freed her. But now, I have to finish what I've started *Kills Octavia*
Pinkie Pie: あなた were on my side after all.
Twilight: No I'm not. I only killed her, because she failed.
Pinkie Pie: あなた died earlier.
Twilight: Rarity brought me back to life, thinking I changed my ways.
Pinkie Pie: I don't know why you're going against me though.
Twilight: I need that money もっと見る then あなた do. I am a princess after all.
Pinkie Pie: Is that what this is all about? あなた being a princess?
Twilight: I deserve it もっと見る then あなた do.
Pinkie Pie: Ok then *K.O's Twilight*
Sean: What are あなた going to do now?
Pinkie Pie: Put her back in jail.
Sean: She'll get out again.
Pinkie Pie: No she won't trust me.
The 次 日 Twilight woke up to find that she was no longer an alicorn, and could no longer be a princess. She fucked up big time, but learned her lesson. Despite this, things were going to get worse for her, but that's another story.
The End.
