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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a ビーチ was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a ポニー could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued 次 to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào de dōngxi.
Chinese Guard 2: Zài hǎiyáng zhōng?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ xiǎng wǒ yòu kànjiàn sān gè chōnglàng zhě.
Surfers: *Laying によって rock*
Chinese Guards: *Walk past*
Surfers: *Run towards fort*

While running, the surfers removed their masks. One of the surfers was none other then Mane. Con Mane.

Con: Disable the alarm.
Chinese Helper: *Goes to alarm*
Con: *Opens surfboard*
Chinese Helper 2: *Standing guard*
Chinese Helper: *Disables alarm*
Con: *Takes ナイフ from surfboard*

After sticking it in the ground, a radar came out of the knife.

A helicopter was coming towards them.

Pilot: *Flying towards Con*
Con: *Running towards helicopter* Take off your surfing suits.
Chinese Helpers: *Taking off suits*
Pilot: *Lands helicopter*
Gustav: *Gets out of helicopter, then walks to Chinese Helper* Patrick, what is this? I'm supposed to-
Con: *Pointing gun at Patrick's head*
Chinese Helper: *Takes Gustav's suitcase*
Con: *Takes Gustav's sunglasses*

They were all riding in the helicopter now.

Gustav: So this was a set up.
Con: We know you, and the chinese are setting up a secret weapon somewhere in the North Pole. What kind is it?
Gustav: I'm not telling you.
Con: So, you'd rather do this the hard way?
Gustav: I don't have to do anything.
Chinese Helper: *Knocks out Con*

When the helicopter landed, they were back at base.

Chinese Helpers: *Dragging Con into fort*
Gustav: Make sure he suffers for a long time.
Chinese Helpers: *Filling bathtub full of water*
Con: *Waking up*
Chinese Helper: Good morning sweetheart.
Con: What is this?
Chinese Helper: Maybe your boss P, should think twice before getting a chinese ポニー to help you. *Drowning Con*

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog & Disneyfan333 Present

A Con Mane Story

Dead Another Day

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Gustav McGraw as Gustav Graves
Poppycock as Zao
Cloudkicker as Marisa
Parcival as P
Spike as S
Henry as Mr. Foust
Chinese Ponies as Bad Guys

And also starring Disneyfan333's OC

Lucy as Lady

Cars provided によって

Alfa Romaneo - Alfa Romeo
Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Coltillac - Cadillac
Dodge - Dodge
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Hoofington - Plymouth
Horsche - Porsche
Laune - Rolls Royce
Lunicorn - Lincoln
Meuzda - Mazda
PMC - GMC
Skyline - Nissan
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, あなた got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: あなた must be a mind reader, I was just about to call あなた down here.
Julia: What did あなた want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need あなた to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: あなた know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...
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Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...
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A short time 前 in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be 発言しました for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the ポニー Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, 虹 Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting 次 to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: あなた two officers gotta help me. An オレンジ unicorn ストール, 盗んだ my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
 A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad ポニー 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad ポニー 30: *Also watching the tree* あなた know when the train gets here?
Railroad ポニー 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad ポニー 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad ポニー 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is もっと見る action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...
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Applejack: あなた out-nightmared the scariest part of the コーン, トウモロコシ maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did あなた do all this?!

Fluttershy: After あなた left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: あなた came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. エンジェル was the scary figure that kept scurrying after あなた in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky ウォール that made it difficult for あなた to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad あなた enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) こんにちは good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a   minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when レモン Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and レモン Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, あなた need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it 発言しました sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A クレーン finally arrived, and the ポニー operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German ポニー 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied によって nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't あなた 移動する any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
次 morning, Case クラッカー was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do あなた think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello あなた three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful 日 in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to 表示する あなた the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the ベイ, 湾 Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare 虹 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the ピンク mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! あなた made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? あなた called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: あなた could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: あなた came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case あなた were wondering.
Amanda: Did あなた take our advice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten 秒 later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: あなた two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. あなた gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: または not....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case クラッカー were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's スプリット, 分割 it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* こんにちは man, just curious. What kinda 銃 do あなた have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda 銃 あなた have, and whether they're good または not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda 銃 do あなた have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan ポニー 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: あなた vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do あなた suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...
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