マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜 Article: Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 5

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 5

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Ugh,another ビール I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give あなた them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET OUT OF HERE!
Harmony:*uses fire*
Peter:He is in the bathroom!
Harmony:Good!I am glad あなた talked!Daddy!
Spike:Get away!I never loved you,and I will never 愛 you!*cries*
Harmony:Wha...I got to be strong.Very well,I will be on my way!*flies to castle,tells story to Twilight*Oh,aunty!It's terrible I say!
Twilight:I know.You can stay here as long as あなた want.You will learn with me.*smiles*
Harmony:*smiles*Okay!I would 愛 to!Thanks aunty!*hugs her*
Twilight:Now,let's 表示する little Rarity some real tricks!*smirk*
Rarity:Now,you should be going Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle:Okay.Bye!
Rarity:Oh,Twilight.Hey!
Twilight:We got to talk,now!
Rarity:About..What?
Twilight:Harmony!
Rarity:Oh,always Harmony,Harmony,Harmony.
Twilight:Rarity,you know I am waiting for a child,but I haven't saw a ポニー that doesn't 愛 her child.
Rarity:She is Spike's daughter.She's just like him!
Twilight:Oh,so あなた hate them both!No I am double angry!I will be Harmony's new mom!
Rarity:Deal!I never loved her!
Twilight:Goodbye!*goes to Harmony*Harmony,you will now call me mom!
Harmony:It's very awesome!I don't want that stupid dad または stupid mom!
Twilight:SH Harmony.Hush now.You are with me.You are 安全, 安全です with me!

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Saten Twist Adventures Season 4 Epsode 2 PART 4:

posted by Canada24

Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak, the horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak. For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat...

Saten (annoyed as he flies up to mountain): Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!

Narrator: 発言しました the little red pony.

Saten (annoyed): Shut up.

Narrator: Killing a mountain lion was no easy task, But he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast.

Saten (timidly infront of cave): G -Grrr! Grrr! Come on out! [The lion is heard roaring from inside the cave, and it roars. It approaches the entrance.] Come on, critter killer!...

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My Little Pony: The Movie Review

posted by luthorlex

My Little Pony: The Movie is a 2017 animated film that is based on the 人気 animated 表示する My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The film has the show's voice cast playing the main ponies and セレブ playing the film's new characters.

The Plot

Twilight Sparkle and her フレンズ (Applejack, 虹 Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Spike) try to save Equestria from the Storm King. The Storm King had his 上, ページのトップへ sidekick (Tempest Shadow) get the world in danger and steal the princess' magic. The ponies are helped out によって some new characters who become their friends.

Although this is a overly...

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A Royale Problem - The 2nd Opinion (Ft. Anna Madsen)

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Daylover returns, to help me review Daybreaker and many other long-in-the-works twists in this week's MLP episode.

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Why Twilight Sparkle Should Be Equestria's クイーン

posted by Windrises

This might sound like a weird idea, but I think that Princess Twilight Sparkle should be the クイーン of Equestria. I think that Twilight Sparkle would be a better ruler than Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence.

Although Twilight may be younger she's a way better hero than the other members of royalty. I thought the other princesses were fine, until watching some of Lily Peet's YouTube reviews which changed my 閲覧数 on the princesses. Lily pointed out than when the villains come Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining Armor do nothing. Twilight and her フレンズ are the ヒーローズ that defeat villains....

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Ponies and their Virtues (update/redux)

posted by mariofan14

Hey, everybody. あなた might remember the two 記事 of "Ponies and their Virtues" I made some time ago. I guess it's time that I update または make a redux to the two articles. Hope あなた like it.

Twilight Sparkle: the Princess of Friendship, the Element of Magic, and フレンズ to many. With an intuitive mind, great magical talent, great minds alongside hers, and steadfastness, there's almost no problem she can't overcome. She could be stubborn, even when trying to find out about "Pinkie Sense", but it doesn't ruin her friendship with her friends.

Virtue: Prudence

Pinkie Pie: the Element of Laughter,...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to 表示する up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what あなた know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 4

posted by Canada24

Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

FLASHBACK:

Master Sword: こんにちは Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead ポニー head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

Starlight: Are あなた sure guys sure about this..

Saten: こんにちは we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all フレンズ here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but あなた don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.....

Rarity and Princess Luna having お茶, 紅茶

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine ポニー is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't 移動する a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...

MLP Crossover

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and あなた as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with あなた after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

The 歌うハート, 心 (prologue)

posted by fahmad27

Cover story done by ChaosQueen

Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple 城 stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and ピンク highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...

Trixe's funhouse remake, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie gently ran the ナイフ down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the ナイフ dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

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Awesome ポニー pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

ランダム ponies

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Don't Eat カップケーキ On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 通り, ストリート from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell あなた something.
Jeff: あなた look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if あなた don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill あなた two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

[SFM Ponies]: Season 5 Hype Train [Explicit]

added by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!

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マイリトルポニー〜トモダチは魔法〜

On The Block Episode 15 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...