It's a normal 日 like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's お気に入り holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's お気に入り holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: あなた have never been pranked によって them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make あなた my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need あなた right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and あなた to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a 枕 at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* あなた bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's 城 to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and 虹 are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do あなた have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there あなた are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought あなた were taken out によって that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one もっと見る pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: あなた didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! あなた can go ホーム now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: あなた 発言しました it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got あなた both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted によって his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get あなた in front of your girl-while あなた sleep 次 to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and 虹 移動する in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least 表示する some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE 干し草, 乾草 IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the 次 morning that brought up the most embarrassing 写真 to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!
Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?
Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!
Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's お気に入り holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!
Lyra: あなた have never been pranked によって them before?
Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?
Lyra: Oh...It was nice of your creator to make あなた my brother!
*Cell phone rings inside Blazin's saddle bags*
Lyra: I thought only mares carried those!
Blazin': I may be a unicorn, but we can't carry everything using magic. Saddlebags are like extra hooves. Plus, Rarity made these for me, so don't judge me. *answers cell phone* Hello?
Princess Luna (on other end of line): I seriously need あなた right now! Tia and Cadance challenged me and あなた to a game of Mario Kart, and...*Celestia tosses a 枕 at Luna thinking she isn't looking* Nice try! Back at you!! Just please get over here.
Blazin': On my way! *hangs up* Gotta go, sis, I'm teaming up with Princess Luna to beat Celestia and Cadance at Mario Kart. She made a great choice to team up with a master!
Luna: *still talking even though both had hung up* あなた bet I did!
Blazin' teleports himself to Celestia's 城 to avoid the catastrophe that Pinkie and 虹 are bringing upon Ponyville with their pranks.
Royal Guard: Hold it. Do あなた have a appointment with the princesses?
Blazin': Yes, I'm Blazin Blue, and I'm here for the-
Royal Guard 2: Ah, the match against Celestia and Cadance in Mario Kart! Your'e Luna's teammate Blazin'!
Blazin': Aye. Luna's waiting for me, and she wants to kick her sister's butt so badly....
Royal Guard: It's about time! Sheesh, she's been bragging all day, it driving us crazy. Go in and kick her butt for us!
Luna: *sees Blazin' walk in* Oh, there あなた are! *hugs him passionately* I was so worried about you. I thought あなた were taken out によって that prank calamity going on outside!
Blazin': *blushes* It's ok, Luna, I'm fine.
Luna looks at Celestia and Cadence, who have big smiles on their faces and raising their eyebrows in a "You thinking what I'm thinking?" fashion.
Luna: Shut up! He's my friend, and I was worried about him. He already has a girlfriend!
Celestia: Hey, here she comes right now! *sees Sapphire Scorch burst in through a window and land on the floor*
Sapphire: I've had it with your pranks, Rainbow! one もっと見る pie in the face and your butt will be in a rut!!
Rainbow: *shakes her flank in Sapphire's face* Come and get me!!
Sapphire: HI-YA!
Blazin': Get 'er, sweetheart!
Luna: See? What'd I tell you?
Celestia: あなた didn't tell us jack-
Luna: Shut up and drive!
Blazin': Eh?
Luna: Yeah, we're gonna do real Mario Kart, Double Dash style!
Your'e driving, Blazin'!
Luna and Blazin' hop on the two-seat kart named "Lunar Rider". Celestia and Cadance ride on "The Solar Flyer".
Two hours later....
Luna: YEAH! We kicked your sorry butts!! Thanks, Blazin'! Your are quite the master! あなた can go ホーム now while I rub our trophy in their faces!
Celestia: あなた 発言しました it was gonna be a game!
Luna: April Fools! Got あなた both!!
Blazin' returns home, only to be halted によって his sister Lyra.
Lyra: Bro! I heard them plotting. They're actually gonna get あなた in front of your girl-while あなた sleep 次 to her!!
Blazin': Stay on guard! Don't let them get past you!
Despite what he said...
Lyra falls asleep after two hours of being on watch. That's when Pinkie and 虹 移動する in...
Rainbow: Right on target! He's sleeping on his back with his legs spread out!
Pinkie: Eww, at least 表示する some decency!
Rainbow: Zip it! Got the panties?
Pinkie: I don't see what making him wear my panties would do...
Rainbow: Put them on him, and snap a picture. Everyone will think he secretly wears panties!
Pinkie: Ohhh....Ok, panties are on! Snap that picture!
*CLICK!*
Blazin': WHAT THE 干し草, 乾草 IS GOING ON HERE!?
Pinkie and Rainbow: Grab the panties and camera and run!!
They take off to their own houses, happy they got away with it.
It's just the 次 morning that brought up the most embarrassing 写真 to ever appear on "Equestria Daily" (yes, they went that far!). Looks like Lyra couldn't stop the prank from happening.....
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the 質問 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what あなた want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta 未回答 質問 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, ポニー Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the 質問 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what あなた want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta 未回答 質問 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, ポニー Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything あなた guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving あなた people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a ファン favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving あなた people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a ファン favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..