After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.
German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no あなた don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*
Con: *lifts nightmare moon*
Nightmare moon: put me down!
Con: your wish is my command *drops nightmare moon in water*
Double X: let's get outta here
Con: there's an escape pod we can take.
Isosceles: hold it! Aren't あなた forgetting some pony?
Con: really?
Isosceles: あなた need to defeat me if あなた want to escape alive!
Con: *grabs gun*
Isosceles: wait, what are あなた doing?
Con: defeating あなた *kills isosceles*
Double X: there's the escape pod
The two got in, and escaped
Nightmare moon: *turns back into Luna* I'm in the ocean, and an explosion just happened. What the fuck did I miss out on?
Con: for an escape pod it's luxurious in here.
Double X: *points gun at con* the mission is over. Any last words?
Con: why don't we make it worth a while?
Double X: what?
Con: we should make out.
Double X: But we're not allowed to.
Con: no one will know.
S: sir? Unidentified object coming toward us.
M.l.: let it in
P: *looks in escape pod*
Con & double X: *making out*
Double x: *sees crowd* con
Con: huh?
S: 0007
M.l.: double x
P: mane what do あなた think you're doing?
Con: *puts hoove on heart* I'm pledging allegiance to the United States sir *closes blinds*
The end
German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no あなた don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*
Con: *lifts nightmare moon*
Nightmare moon: put me down!
Con: your wish is my command *drops nightmare moon in water*
Double X: let's get outta here
Con: there's an escape pod we can take.
Isosceles: hold it! Aren't あなた forgetting some pony?
Con: really?
Isosceles: あなた need to defeat me if あなた want to escape alive!
Con: *grabs gun*
Isosceles: wait, what are あなた doing?
Con: defeating あなた *kills isosceles*
Double X: there's the escape pod
The two got in, and escaped
Nightmare moon: *turns back into Luna* I'm in the ocean, and an explosion just happened. What the fuck did I miss out on?
Con: for an escape pod it's luxurious in here.
Double X: *points gun at con* the mission is over. Any last words?
Con: why don't we make it worth a while?
Double X: what?
Con: we should make out.
Double X: But we're not allowed to.
Con: no one will know.
S: sir? Unidentified object coming toward us.
M.l.: let it in
P: *looks in escape pod*
Con & double X: *making out*
Double x: *sees crowd* con
Con: huh?
S: 0007
M.l.: double x
P: mane what do あなた think you're doing?
Con: *puts hoove on heart* I'm pledging allegiance to the United States sir *closes blinds*
The end
Ten Cents
Moneybit's disguise
Please read this: I am warning あなた of a ファン fic that will make あなた not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet 林檎, アップル massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death 読書 cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff あなた must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget 読書 :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven によって two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays 星, つ星 on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's によって Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell あなた what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just 発言しました he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping カート through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have あなた ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well あなた better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do あなた know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
