The unicorn that died
Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*
The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system
Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*
The destruction of private property, and the 一覧 goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.
unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*
Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan. In it was Spike, with Rarity, and Twilight.
The 秒 car was a '75 corvette with Sean, and 虹 Dash
The third car had Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy
The fourth car was a Hoofington Belvidere, driven によって Mirage.
Spike, Sean, Pinkie, and Fluttershy, and Mirage went down to see the wreck.
Spike: Holy moly. Did あなた see the way he went sailing right out there?
Sean: What was he doing?
Spike: I don't know, but he was sailing right out there.
Pinkie Pie: Nopony is in the car!
Mirage: There's someone laying over there. That must be him!
unicorn: *coughing*
Sean: Sir are あなた ok?
Mirage: We'll get an ambulance.
unicorn: No. I'll be dead when it gets here. Listen, there's all this dough. 475 G's! Do あなた here what I'm saying? $475,000.
Fluttershy: Where is it?
unicorn: It's all burried under this big W. あなた just gotta go to a town called Santa Rosita, that's 5 miles south of St. Foalis.
Sean: Where in Santa Rosita is it?
unicorn: It's in the park, burried under a big W. あなた better find it quick, but don't let the police spot you.
Mirage: Why would the police want to get involved?
unicorn: Don't know, but あなた gotta avoid them. *dies*
Pinkie Pie: *closes eyes*
unicorn: *wakes up* Aunt belle?!
fluttershy: What?
unicorn: Is that あなた Aunt Belle?
Fluttershy: Umm. Yes?
unicorn: Tell me that no matter what ya do, it don't make any difference.
Fluttershy: Any difference for what?
unicorn: DO IT
Fluttershy: It doesn't make any difference.
unicorn: *kick bucket*
Spike: Is he dead?
Mirage: After he kicked that bucket, yeah.
Pinkie Pie: He better not wake up like that again. If he does I'm getting the buck outta here.
Another car stopped by, and two ponies wearing three peice suits, and 上, ページのトップへ hats came out. What happens now?
All will be explained in the 次 part.
Spike's car
Sean's car
Fluttershy's car
Nocturnal Mirage's car
