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The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO あなた HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… または NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… または THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND あなた HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! あなた DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there with Luna! I’d like to hear what they speak!

あなた HEARD HER, 移動する YOUR FLANK CLOSER!

Don’t talk to me like that!

I TALK WITH あなた THE WAY I WANT! YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A MURDERER! KILLERS HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!

I’m not… I… I didn’t know…

あなた SHOULD HEAR YOURSELF… PATHETIC!!! THE SOONER あなた ACCEPT IT THE BETTER.

Hush! Let me listen, 移動する closer, Tia!

No, it’s way too close already… they’ll hear…

SHUT UP AND MOVE!!!

All right, that’s it, I can hear them… we’re getting a new guard… name’s Nocturnal Mirage… hoooop… Luna teleported...

DO あなた HEAR THAT?! HEAVY HOOFSTEPS! A STALLION!

Yes… yes… tee-hee, he listens… he’s very close… uh, strong heartbeat… a lot of passion… and something else, do あなた sense it?!

OF COURSE I SENSE IT あなた DODO! BUT I CAN’T TELL WHAT IT IS! HEY, KILLER! CAN あなた TELL ME WHAT IS IT WE SENSE?

Don’t call me that! And no, I can’t get my hooves on it.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!! YOU’RE USELESS!

Just… just…. leave me be…

OKAY, FINE. WE’LL LEAVE. ALL あなた HAVE TO DO IS KNEEL AND BEG FOR IT!

Yes, yes, I like that idea, make her beg for it, muhahaha!

Please… leave me alone…

あなた CALL THIS BEGGING? COME ON, KILLER あなた CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

Fine I’m in the dust, I’m begging you! Leave me be!

あなた MAKE ME SICK! BUT A DEAL’S A DEAL! SEE あなた LATER, MURDERER!

I’d clean myself up if I were you… ha ha ha… if I were you! See? See what I did there? I am you! Oh well, we’ll be seeing each other, Celly…

Come on, Celestia, get yourself together…

*** ***

Princess Celestia, the alicorn of the Sun looks around in her room. She’s alone. As always. She combs back a lock of her long, sparkly mane with her hooves. The solar goddess lets out a careworn sigh. She decides to write a welcoming letter to the new guard. It’ll be good… It will reroute her thoughts. She has sustained heavy losses, but repelled the attack. The battle has been going on for almost a decade now. The white alicorn has earned herself a little calmness, when she can be her true self.

But deep down, Celestia knew, that the voices will be back to torment her sooner または later.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case クラッカー returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job あなた three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would あなた like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No もっと見る cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. 次 day, Gordon was sleeping when Case クラッカー walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn

Starring 虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the 尻, お尻 尻, お尻 Inn, everyone was sad. A ポニー was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a ポニー for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed によって any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: あなた know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, または terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. あなた don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police ポニー 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here によって train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police ポニー 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police ポニー 36: I'll notify him, and あなた must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police ポニー 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth ポニー with オレンジ hooves. He was pulling over a ポニー in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a ナイフ like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock ウォール behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your 日 to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth ポニー with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will あなた ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded によって huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how あなた keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed によって the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do あなた want from me?
Trixie:I want あなた to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But あなた can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now あなた are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is もっと見る weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't あなた dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are あなた going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with あなた again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need あなた anymore.You know what?I didn't needed あなた at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am によって your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
added by karinabrony
 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e 読書 this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. あなた don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case または my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and ホオズキ, 夜遊び, ナス in his ファン fiction! It's insanely rude, and if あなた don't like it, don't コメント on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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added by MegaTJ
Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
added by sweet_cream
Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
added by Hairity
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners