“Whoooaaaa! Holy Sweet Celestia!” Lyra Heartstrings cries as the crimson Plymouth takes a right turn. The rear swings. Christine stays on course. The radio turns on. It plays “You Could Be Mine” によって Hooves ‘N Roses.
Christine races out of Ponyville. The lie of the land is flat. Ideal. Open fields. The gas pedal travels downward によって itself. The engine’s roar becomes louder. Lyra grabs the leather シート, 座席 as Christine passes through the 100 mi/hour speed without any struggle. Lyra’s eyes widen as she looks at the speed-o-meter. The Fury still accelerates.
105… 110… 115… 120…
Barns, trees, fences, bushes skim rapidly as Christine races through the land like a scarlet bolt.
Hehehe…You were saying?
“Oh my goodness! Please stop!!!” Lyra screams in horror. She has never experienced such speed. The regal voice taunts.
What’s the matter? You’re not enjoying yourself? But this is fun!
“Oh, によって the Creator please, STOP!!!
Another song from Hooves ‘N バラ comes in the radio: “Welcome to the Jungle!”. The voice giggles.
Hihihihi! I’m just getting started!
The front of the car prances, like a wild filly. The tires don’t even touch the ground.
“Okay, okay, I’m sorry I called あなた ridiculous! I’M SORRY! You’re the fastest, just STOP, PLEEEEASE!!!! I BEG YOU!!!!” Lyra cries in horror.
The brake activates and Christine slows down. She idles. Turns off her lights. A greenish glow illuminates the features of Lyra. It comes from the control lights of the dashboard. The V8 engine murmurs. Puffs of smoke float up from the exhaust.
Lyra recoils in fear as the green control lights unite into a pair of エメラルド dragon eyes. And those lifeless eyes were watching her. Piercing into her soul.
It’s good that you’ve apologized. I accept it. Now, we can start over.
“Let me out!” the turquoise ポニー demands.
The locks click on both doors. Lyra is sealed inside.
We need to talk first.
“I have nothing to say to you! You’ve ponynapped me!!!” Lyra declares sternly, crossing her arms.
Hahaha! Did I? You’ve made your choice when あなた got inside.
“Why are あなた doing this?” Lyra asks.
Quid Pro Quo. This for that. You’re not the only one with a lot of questions. So what we’re going to do is this: あなた ask a question, and then I’ll ask a question. We’ll both answer honestly または the whole game is up and I’ll get mad. Trust me あなた wouldn’t want that.
“Fine.” Lyra agrees. “What are you?”
A car. My turn. What is this place?
“Equestria.” the turquoise ポニー grins evilly, thinking: two can play that game!
Christine’s engine revs up angrily.
Okay… this is getting us nowhere.
“I agree. Let’s forget what happened and start over.” Lyra suggests.
What do あなた have in mind?
“The polite thing to do is to introduce yourself. I am Lyra Heartstrings. What’s your name?”
Fine. I’ll play along. Call me Christine.
*** ***
It’s almost dawn. Bon-Bon’s pacing around. She’s nervous. Her friend left with that… thing. She came home. Did not know what to do. She’s been up all night. She’s been drinking all night.
Suddenly she hears noises. Bon-Bon trots to the window. She peeks out. That thing came back. The left door opens. Lyra gets out… Unharmed! She talks to herself. The door closes. The thing goes away with a rumble. Dust. Smoke. And a strange smell.
Lyra comes inside, trots upstairs. She grins.
“You won’t believe me if I tell あなた what happened to me! That thing… is called a car and it’s alive…” Lyra looks into the pale, bloodshot eyes of her friend. “Oh I’m so sorry about this Bon-Bon…”
“Yeah, you’re sorry…” the earth ポニー taunts, mimicking Lyra’s gestures. “Where the 干し草, 乾草 were you?! I’ve been worried sick all night! Do あなた have any idea what time it is?!”
“Bon-Bon, listen to me! This car is alive! あなた hear what I say? Her name’s Christine. I’ve told her to come によって tomorrow night.” Lyra explains excitedly.
“You did WHAT?! Let me tell you, I’ve got a really bad feeling about this… car of yours! And あなた are certainly not going to keep it on our lawn!” Bon-Bon refuses sharply.
“Didn’t あなた hear me?! I’ve got a talking, thinking machine! This is HUGE!”
“I’ve heard あなた loud and clear. Perhaps あなた are the one who’s deaf! I won’t allow that thing near our house!”
“What’s the matter with you?” Lyra asks, sniffing the air. “Have あなた been drinking?!”
“Maybe a few glasses, who cares?! あなた certainly don’t! あなた were too busy talking to a piece of metal the entire night! I’m going to hit the hay.” Bon-Bon declares and trots into the bedroom.
“Fine!” Lyra shouts and crosses her arms on her chest.
Christine idles outside, just a few feet away from the house. She brought Lyra home. She cruised around the block for a bit. She returned to the house. The sounds of wrangling amused her. The grille deforms and distorts. It looks like a cruel grin. または an evil snarl.
It seems it does not matter if it’s a human または a pony… I ALWAYS get what I want.
The Plymouth backs out of the front lawn and heads toward the Everfree. She’s much もっと見る clever now. She got the information from Lyra. She knows more. She knows what matters. What’s important.
Hmm… Celestia’s about to raise the Sun.
